Dan McCoy
@dankmccoy.bsky.social
Creator/co-host @flophousepodcast.bsky.social, a comedy podcast about bad movies. Wrote for The Daily Show for a decade. Drawings on Instagram at danmccoydraws. Newsletter at danmccoyinterests.com
An administration of utter fucking dumbshits.
"the president has directed the Department of Energy to launch an AI project called the genesis mission" sounds like something out of a technothriller
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Launching the Genesis Mission
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Purpose.
www.whitehouse.gov
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
An administration of utter fucking dumbshits.
So, the three wise men showed up at the nativity because they read the signs, and the shepherds had a divine revelation. How did the little drummer boy hear about it? A flyer in the restroom at his last drumming gig?
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
So, the three wise men showed up at the nativity because they read the signs, and the shepherds had a divine revelation. How did the little drummer boy hear about it? A flyer in the restroom at his last drumming gig?
Some painstaking nonsense I drew a while back.
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Some painstaking nonsense I drew a while back.
Back in my day, songs were ABOUT something. Like which bops were unskinny.
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Back in my day, songs were ABOUT something. Like which bops were unskinny.
A thread of some cartoons rejected by The New Yorker:
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
A thread of some cartoons rejected by The New Yorker:
Me: (complains for the tenth time about the dizzy spells I've been having the last two days)
Audrey: Drink a lot of water!
Me: I don't think that'll fix my vertigo.
Audrey: I think it does!
Me: The only thing that will cure me is throwing Kim Novak off the roof.
Audrey: Drink a lot of water!
Me: I don't think that'll fix my vertigo.
Audrey: I think it does!
Me: The only thing that will cure me is throwing Kim Novak off the roof.
November 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Me: (complains for the tenth time about the dizzy spells I've been having the last two days)
Audrey: Drink a lot of water!
Me: I don't think that'll fix my vertigo.
Audrey: I think it does!
Me: The only thing that will cure me is throwing Kim Novak off the roof.
Audrey: Drink a lot of water!
Me: I don't think that'll fix my vertigo.
Audrey: I think it does!
Me: The only thing that will cure me is throwing Kim Novak off the roof.
the best place to hide from Noonien Singh is in the un-Khan-y valley
November 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
the best place to hide from Noonien Singh is in the un-Khan-y valley
People outside New York love telling you how rude people from New York are, while rudely badmouthing New York to New Yorkers.
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
People outside New York love telling you how rude people from New York are, while rudely badmouthing New York to New Yorkers.
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Grown men keep coming up to me, big burley men, Staten Island's finest, tears in their eyes. "I can handle a lot," they say to me weeping "but I'm terrified about a mayor who wants free childcare and affordable housing."
"Hundreds of New York City police officers are ready to leave the force in the wake of Zohran Mamdani’s (D.) election victory, with some openly weeping after the cop-hating socialist seized the city’s mayoralty earlier this month"
(Note: This story has 3 sources, who wouldn't go on record)
(Note: This story has 3 sources, who wouldn't go on record)
NYPD Officers Say Mamdani’s Win Will Lead to Exodus of ‘A Few Hundred’ Officers
Hundreds of New York City police officers are ready to leave the force in the wake of Zohran Mamdani’s (D.) election victory, with some openly weeping after the cop-hating socialist seized the city’s ...
freebeacon.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Grown men keep coming up to me, big burley men, Staten Island's finest, tears in their eyes. "I can handle a lot," they say to me weeping "but I'm terrified about a mayor who wants free childcare and affordable housing."
"Clocks" is what you get assigned to you when you show up late to Gotham City's Villain Career Fair.
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
"Clocks" is what you get assigned to you when you show up late to Gotham City's Villain Career Fair.
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A ways back, @dankmccoy.bsky.social and @flophousecat.bsky.social had a li'l cameo in a movie called SNATCHERS, directed by friend of the pod John Kingman. Well, after some world delays, it's finally available VOD over on Prime Video. tinyurl.com/2up9sxzz
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
A ways back, @dankmccoy.bsky.social and @flophousecat.bsky.social had a li'l cameo in a movie called SNATCHERS, directed by friend of the pod John Kingman. Well, after some world delays, it's finally available VOD over on Prime Video. tinyurl.com/2up9sxzz
I can only dream of being respected enough to someday earn the coveted title of "horror-meister."
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I can only dream of being respected enough to someday earn the coveted title of "horror-meister."
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Zohran Mamdani: "I promise to bring back the longer Nicole Kidman AMC bumper and get rid of the truncated current version. New Yorkers deserve more Nicole."
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Zohran Mamdani: "I promise to bring back the longer Nicole Kidman AMC bumper and get rid of the truncated current version. New Yorkers deserve more Nicole."
Congratulations, Zack! If you take enough photos, eventually you'll have yourself a flipbook!
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Congratulations, Zack! If you take enough photos, eventually you'll have yourself a flipbook!
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MAX FUN MEMBERS! Check your bonus feed!
November 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
MAX FUN MEMBERS! Check your bonus feed!
"Congratulations Jem! You're the first rock and roll star to win the Indy 500!"
-- actual dialogue from this episode of Jem
-- actual dialogue from this episode of Jem
November 1, 2025 at 5:35 AM
"Congratulations Jem! You're the first rock and roll star to win the Indy 500!"
-- actual dialogue from this episode of Jem
-- actual dialogue from this episode of Jem
Saturday - Bat Boy.
Sunday - BatMAN.
They grow up so fast.
Sunday - BatMAN.
They grow up so fast.
October 31, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Saturday - Bat Boy.
Sunday - BatMAN.
They grow up so fast.
Sunday - BatMAN.
They grow up so fast.
(grey-streaked woman at end of bar takes a swig of her drink)
"Sure, people will trip all over themselves to tell you that Frankenstein was the *doctor,* not the monster. Where's all that 'well actually' energy to remind people I NEVER MARRIED THAT CHODE!"
"Sure, people will trip all over themselves to tell you that Frankenstein was the *doctor,* not the monster. Where's all that 'well actually' energy to remind people I NEVER MARRIED THAT CHODE!"
October 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
(grey-streaked woman at end of bar takes a swig of her drink)
"Sure, people will trip all over themselves to tell you that Frankenstein was the *doctor,* not the monster. Where's all that 'well actually' energy to remind people I NEVER MARRIED THAT CHODE!"
"Sure, people will trip all over themselves to tell you that Frankenstein was the *doctor,* not the monster. Where's all that 'well actually' energy to remind people I NEVER MARRIED THAT CHODE!"
Rainbow Connection is the most beautiful song ever written about some kind of secret rainbow conspiracy.
October 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Rainbow Connection is the most beautiful song ever written about some kind of secret rainbow conspiracy.
"It's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete, when I wore a younger man's clothes..."
"And when was that?"
"This morning. I wore a sailor suit and diaper. It's a sex thing."
"And when was that?"
"This morning. I wore a sailor suit and diaper. It's a sex thing."
October 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"It's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete, when I wore a younger man's clothes..."
"And when was that?"
"This morning. I wore a sailor suit and diaper. It's a sex thing."
"And when was that?"
"This morning. I wore a sailor suit and diaper. It's a sex thing."
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they are so close to understanding the entire point of trade
BREAKING: The US is rolling back tariffs on “products that cannot be grown, mined, or naturally produced in the United States," per WSJ
October 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
they are so close to understanding the entire point of trade