dan
@danifestmestiny.bsky.social
Expert laundry folder & dish washer. I write about fantasy football now too.
Sorry to be a buzzkill but everyone hoping this means what they hope it means is missing the part of *that thing* only happening when Castellanos hits a home run, not just anything involving him at all
The Phillies are releasing Nick Castellanos.
February 12, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Sorry to be a buzzkill but everyone hoping this means what they hope it means is missing the part of *that thing* only happening when Castellanos hits a home run, not just anything involving him at all
Afternoon has devolved into a real homer/party sub situation
For lunch today I finally ate that piece of enchilada casserole that was tucked in the back of the freezer
February 10, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Afternoon has devolved into a real homer/party sub situation
Imagine how good USA would be doing if they had Dinger sitting up in the stands, doing his thing
February 10, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Imagine how good USA would be doing if they had Dinger sitting up in the stands, doing his thing
They should make the quarterbacks do two of those stat line profile shots, one good one and one where they look sad so it’s more appropriate for this kind of game
February 9, 2026 at 2:41 AM
They should make the quarterbacks do two of those stat line profile shots, one good one and one where they look sad so it’s more appropriate for this kind of game
Meal diamond, samberg you’ve done it again
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Meal diamond, samberg you’ve done it again
Lots to wonder about what each team can do in the second half perhaps the most pressing of which is can the third quarter or game end with the Seattle having a 1 and pats having a 6 as the last digit in their respective point totals
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Lots to wonder about what each team can do in the second half perhaps the most pressing of which is can the third quarter or game end with the Seattle having a 1 and pats having a 6 as the last digit in their respective point totals
There should be a punt pass kick but for dads
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
There should be a punt pass kick but for dads
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the joy and musicality of that performance, regardless of being able to fluently understand lyrics or not, was cool. Fuck hate
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
the joy and musicality of that performance, regardless of being able to fluently understand lyrics or not, was cool. Fuck hate
Will Shat commercial is a first ballot hall of famer
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Will Shat commercial is a first ballot hall of famer
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bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet did you bet bet bet you can bet you can bet bet bet bet now bet do it bet bet
February 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet did you bet bet bet you can bet you can bet bet bet bet now bet do it bet bet
How fucked is the new scorebug going to be this year I can’t wait to find out
February 8, 2026 at 11:24 PM
How fucked is the new scorebug going to be this year I can’t wait to find out
ICE Soundsystem
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 7:32 AM
ICE Soundsystem
Do the curlers have special curling shoes so they can scoot across the ice easier
February 4, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Do the curlers have special curling shoes so they can scoot across the ice easier
Sorry to be a buzzkill but every player involved in this and future pro bowls should be sat down and made to watch what happened to Robert edwards in that beach football game in 98/99
Ja'Marr Chase knocked away a Jared Goff pass, followed that up by picking him off and running it back for 6 with a backflip into the end zone
February 4, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Sorry to be a buzzkill but every player involved in this and future pro bowls should be sat down and made to watch what happened to Robert edwards in that beach football game in 98/99
Memories are functioning again so
Whatever the Mike Davis class was
War in Vietnam
History of Cuba
Latin American Revolutions
Epidemiology
Whatever the Mike Davis class was
War in Vietnam
History of Cuba
Latin American Revolutions
Epidemiology
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
Differential Equations
Multivariable Calculus
Differential Equations
Multivariable Calculus
Multivariable Calculus
Differential Equations
Multivariable Calculus
Differential Equations
Multivariable Calculus
Multivariable Calculus
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
Race and the Law
Religious Philosophy East
Religious Philosophy West
Homeland Security is Disaster Relief
Psychology 101
Race and the Law
Religious Philosophy East
Religious Philosophy West
Homeland Security is Disaster Relief
Psychology 101
February 4, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Memories are functioning again so
Whatever the Mike Davis class was
War in Vietnam
History of Cuba
Latin American Revolutions
Epidemiology
Whatever the Mike Davis class was
War in Vietnam
History of Cuba
Latin American Revolutions
Epidemiology
Can’t remember the name of the course but i do remember that the teacher was none other than Mike Davis
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
Differential Equations
Multivariable Calculus
Differential Equations
Multivariable Calculus
Multivariable Calculus
Differential Equations
Multivariable Calculus
Differential Equations
Multivariable Calculus
Multivariable Calculus
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
Race and the Law
Religious Philosophy East
Religious Philosophy West
Homeland Security is Disaster Relief
Psychology 101
Race and the Law
Religious Philosophy East
Religious Philosophy West
Homeland Security is Disaster Relief
Psychology 101
February 4, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Can’t remember the name of the course but i do remember that the teacher was none other than Mike Davis
I decided 2026 will be the year of finally doing things. I will keep track of the things I finally do/watch/read itt
Finally watched sicario (it was good)
January 31, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I decided 2026 will be the year of finally doing things. I will keep track of the things I finally do/watch/read itt
Finally watched sicario (it was good)
January 30, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Finally watched sicario (it was good)
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I interrupt my vacation in Mexico City to say that I, too, would sign with the back-to-back World Series champions for $240M if I could.
Don’t blame the Dodgers or Tucker. Blame your team’s owner instead.
Don’t blame the Dodgers or Tucker. Blame your team’s owner instead.
January 16, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I interrupt my vacation in Mexico City to say that I, too, would sign with the back-to-back World Series champions for $240M if I could.
Don’t blame the Dodgers or Tucker. Blame your team’s owner instead.
Don’t blame the Dodgers or Tucker. Blame your team’s owner instead.
My wife asked if I wanted to get something called a bedjet and I said no but I looked at the website and turns out Taysom hill is one of their celebrity sponsors which is hilarious to me
January 7, 2026 at 2:06 AM
My wife asked if I wanted to get something called a bedjet and I said no but I looked at the website and turns out Taysom hill is one of their celebrity sponsors which is hilarious to me
Got pretty chilly in Montana last night
January 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Got pretty chilly in Montana last night
What a wee looking release on that td throw. Impressive but looked like a video game glitch
December 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
What a wee looking release on that td throw. Impressive but looked like a video game glitch