Casino security guard: “Sir, you’ve been here drinking and gambling since opening and we close in 5 minutes. Are you going to stop and go home soon?”

Me:

Man I just assumed, like every other fan, that Jake the Dog died of old age. You’re telling me it’s implied that he died on an adventure with Finn sometime after the events of “Come Along With Me”?? 😭😭😭😣😣😣 what the hell that actually makes me so sad

The type of music that plays when you’re an acorn that has been forgotten by 2 squirrels that fell in love…

Coworker got 20 strikes……………

🎶🎵Deltarune - Glowing Snow❄️💀

“Sorry guys, the liquor store doesn’t open until 5 minutes from now”

My unemployed friend and I:

When I check the fridge for breakfast and think it’s empty but then I notice a 2 liter bottle of vodka hiding in the back

Sonic fans after their only game that got nominated for a game award lost, no Sonic game news and no new Sonic related media announcements #GameAwards

When I find out my son is an unemployed alcoholic who spends all his money at the casino

So the future of cinema…is in the hands of Donald Trump? 😭