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Daniel
@danielurb01.bsky.social
· Nov 18
*chimp noise*
Casino security guard: “Sir, you’ve been here drinking and gambling since opening and we close in 5 minutes. Are you going to stop and go home soon?”
Me:
Me:
December 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Casino security guard: “Sir, you’ve been here drinking and gambling since opening and we close in 5 minutes. Are you going to stop and go home soon?”
Me:
Me:
I post this gif in group chats sometimes to let people know I’m awake
a lion standing on top of a rocky hill with a blue sky in the background .
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December 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I post this gif in group chats sometimes to let people know I’m awake
If Jake really did die while on an adventure with Finn, it really would destroy every fan’s imagination of Jake passing from old age. However this probably explains why Finn doesn’t even say “Adventure” anymore…he calls it “Questing” now. It’s not the same without Jake 🥲🥲🥲
a poster for finna and cake shows a cartoon character hugging another character
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December 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
If Jake really did die while on an adventure with Finn, it really would destroy every fan’s imagination of Jake passing from old age. However this probably explains why Finn doesn’t even say “Adventure” anymore…he calls it “Questing” now. It’s not the same without Jake 🥲🥲🥲
“Man, I wish there was something I could have to help me get through my shift!”
The bottle of wine a customer just gifted me:
The bottle of wine a customer just gifted me:
December 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
“Man, I wish there was something I could have to help me get through my shift!”
The bottle of wine a customer just gifted me:
The bottle of wine a customer just gifted me:
Thank god they abandoned that Cake and human Monochromicorn romance plot in the new Fionna and Cake episode. It was so weird to me 😭 it’s like if your friend’s cat started walking on 2 legs and spoke English and your friend starts taking it on dates and they fell in love. Like WHAT 😭😭😭
December 18, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Thank god they abandoned that Cake and human Monochromicorn romance plot in the new Fionna and Cake episode. It was so weird to me 😭 it’s like if your friend’s cat started walking on 2 legs and spoke English and your friend starts taking it on dates and they fell in love. Like WHAT 😭😭😭
Finally. A good Fionna and Cake episode
December 18, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Finally. A good Fionna and Cake episode
Man I just assumed, like every other fan, that Jake the Dog died of old age. You’re telling me it’s implied that he died on an adventure with Finn sometime after the events of “Come Along With Me”?? 😭😭😭😣😣😣 what the hell that actually makes me so sad
December 18, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Man I just assumed, like every other fan, that Jake the Dog died of old age. You’re telling me it’s implied that he died on an adventure with Finn sometime after the events of “Come Along With Me”?? 😭😭😭😣😣😣 what the hell that actually makes me so sad
At this bar in hells kitchen rn. Bartender said she wants to give me a pizza slice because I remind her of…Mickey Mouse?
December 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
At this bar in hells kitchen rn. Bartender said she wants to give me a pizza slice because I remind her of…Mickey Mouse?
Gotta train this new girl at my job how to be rude to customers, yell at them, not help people with strollers, make drinks wrong on purpose, etc. 😈
December 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Gotta train this new girl at my job how to be rude to customers, yell at them, not help people with strollers, make drinks wrong on purpose, etc. 😈
The type of music that plays when you’re an acorn that has been forgotten by 2 squirrels that fell in love…
December 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The type of music that plays when you’re an acorn that has been forgotten by 2 squirrels that fell in love…
Coworker got 20 strikes……………
December 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Coworker got 20 strikes……………
Had nothing planned for today so I convinced my coworker to call out today so I could cover him. Hell yeah!! #AddictedToTheBag 💯
December 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Had nothing planned for today so I convinced my coworker to call out today so I could cover him. Hell yeah!! #AddictedToTheBag 💯
Jeffrey Epstein’s building manager is a regular at my job and he gave me $150 the other day as a tip and said “you make really good coffee”. I thanked him but idk how to feel about it💀
December 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Jeffrey Epstein’s building manager is a regular at my job and he gave me $150 the other day as a tip and said “you make really good coffee”. I thanked him but idk how to feel about it💀
Whole chicken time…
a large lizard is walking on a sandy beach near a body of water
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December 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Whole chicken time…
Alright. Just had my breakfast beers. Time to get my car keys and drive to the casino to go support my family by winning big
a cow pulling a coffin with the words live leak on the bottom right
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December 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Alright. Just had my breakfast beers. Time to get my car keys and drive to the casino to go support my family by winning big
Me when someone genuinely cares and likes being around me so I want to push them away but I realize it's a reference to Jax digital circus 😱😱😱
a purple cartoon character with an angry expression
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December 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Me when someone genuinely cares and likes being around me so I want to push them away but I realize it's a reference to Jax digital circus 😱😱😱
🎶🎵Deltarune - Glowing Snow❄️💀
December 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
🎶🎵Deltarune - Glowing Snow❄️💀
Snow outside…
a baby yoda standing in the snow with a crowd of people in the background
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December 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Snow outside…
It is a beautiful early 2010s day….
December 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
It is a beautiful early 2010s day….
One time I was at a bar and the bartender and I were having drinks together and we both got drunk and started crying because we missed our cats who passed away. It was a crazy experience and a funny first impression lmao
December 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
One time I was at a bar and the bartender and I were having drinks together and we both got drunk and started crying because we missed our cats who passed away. It was a crazy experience and a funny first impression lmao
Friend is drunk messaging me saying they miss me and my aura and that I have the best aura out of anyone they know…hell yeah…
a man wearing a lakers jersey is standing in front of a black background
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December 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Friend is drunk messaging me saying they miss me and my aura and that I have the best aura out of anyone they know…hell yeah…
Girl at my job asked me for relationship advice but idk what it’s like to date men and also I think relationships are boring so I just told her “I dunno man. Maybe take him to get food or something” and it made her panic even more 😭💀
December 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Girl at my job asked me for relationship advice but idk what it’s like to date men and also I think relationships are boring so I just told her “I dunno man. Maybe take him to get food or something” and it made her panic even more 😭💀
At work. Incredibly scared to get ice from the cooler in the back because what if Freddy Fazbear is there
December 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
At work. Incredibly scared to get ice from the cooler in the back because what if Freddy Fazbear is there