Casino security guard: “Sir, you’ve been here drinking and gambling since opening and we close in 5 minutes. Are you going to stop and go home soon?”
Me:
Me:
December 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Casino security guard: “Sir, you’ve been here drinking and gambling since opening and we close in 5 minutes. Are you going to stop and go home soon?”
Me:
Me:
“Man, I wish there was something I could have to help me get through my shift!”
The bottle of wine a customer just gifted me:
The bottle of wine a customer just gifted me:
December 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
“Man, I wish there was something I could have to help me get through my shift!”
The bottle of wine a customer just gifted me:
The bottle of wine a customer just gifted me:
Thank god they abandoned that Cake and human Monochromicorn romance plot in the new Fionna and Cake episode. It was so weird to me 😭 it’s like if your friend’s cat started walking on 2 legs and spoke English and your friend starts taking it on dates and they fell in love. Like WHAT 😭😭😭
December 18, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Thank god they abandoned that Cake and human Monochromicorn romance plot in the new Fionna and Cake episode. It was so weird to me 😭 it’s like if your friend’s cat started walking on 2 legs and spoke English and your friend starts taking it on dates and they fell in love. Like WHAT 😭😭😭
Finally. A good Fionna and Cake episode
December 18, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Finally. A good Fionna and Cake episode
Man I just assumed, like every other fan, that Jake the Dog died of old age. You’re telling me it’s implied that he died on an adventure with Finn sometime after the events of “Come Along With Me”?? 😭😭😭😣😣😣 what the hell that actually makes me so sad
December 18, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Man I just assumed, like every other fan, that Jake the Dog died of old age. You’re telling me it’s implied that he died on an adventure with Finn sometime after the events of “Come Along With Me”?? 😭😭😭😣😣😣 what the hell that actually makes me so sad
At this bar in hells kitchen rn. Bartender said she wants to give me a pizza slice because I remind her of…Mickey Mouse?
December 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
At this bar in hells kitchen rn. Bartender said she wants to give me a pizza slice because I remind her of…Mickey Mouse?
The type of music that plays when you’re an acorn that has been forgotten by 2 squirrels that fell in love…
December 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The type of music that plays when you’re an acorn that has been forgotten by 2 squirrels that fell in love…
Coworker got 20 strikes……………
December 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Coworker got 20 strikes……………
🎶🎵Deltarune - Glowing Snow❄️💀
December 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
🎶🎵Deltarune - Glowing Snow❄️💀
It is a beautiful early 2010s day….
December 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
It is a beautiful early 2010s day….
They think I’m drinking rum and Coke..whole time I’m sipping on the listerine 💯 🔥 👀
December 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
They think I’m drinking rum and Coke..whole time I’m sipping on the listerine 💯 🔥 👀
How it felt to walk with this tray of shots and limes…
December 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
How it felt to walk with this tray of shots and limes…
“Sorry guys, the liquor store doesn’t open until 5 minutes from now”
My unemployed friend and I:
My unemployed friend and I:
December 12, 2025 at 12:26 PM
“Sorry guys, the liquor store doesn’t open until 5 minutes from now”
My unemployed friend and I:
My unemployed friend and I:
When I check the fridge for breakfast and think it’s empty but then I notice a 2 liter bottle of vodka hiding in the back
December 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
When I check the fridge for breakfast and think it’s empty but then I notice a 2 liter bottle of vodka hiding in the back
Sonic fans after their only game that got nominated for a game award lost, no Sonic game news and no new Sonic related media announcements #GameAwards
December 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Sonic fans after their only game that got nominated for a game award lost, no Sonic game news and no new Sonic related media announcements #GameAwards
Awkward as hell. I forgot one of the producers was a girl from my college who doesn’t like me 💀 and to make thing worse we are seated literally right next to each other
December 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Awkward as hell. I forgot one of the producers was a girl from my college who doesn’t like me 💀 and to make thing worse we are seated literally right next to each other
Killing time at this bar before the play starts and drinking Shirley temples and hot coffee. Bartender is cool as hell. She’s just giving out pizzas to everyone
December 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Killing time at this bar before the play starts and drinking Shirley temples and hot coffee. Bartender is cool as hell. She’s just giving out pizzas to everyone
When I find out my son is an unemployed alcoholic who spends all his money at the casino
December 10, 2025 at 11:37 AM
When I find out my son is an unemployed alcoholic who spends all his money at the casino
Cold, it gets dark early, tired, windy, easy to lose motivation of going out in the cold
vs a random day in July…
vs a random day in July…
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Cold, it gets dark early, tired, windy, easy to lose motivation of going out in the cold
vs a random day in July…
vs a random day in July…
Netflix wants people to think that this is the same as watching a movie on your tablet or phone
December 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Netflix wants people to think that this is the same as watching a movie on your tablet or phone
So the future of cinema…is in the hands of Donald Trump? 😭
December 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
So the future of cinema…is in the hands of Donald Trump? 😭