Piers Morgan is surprisingly good at calling out bellends. It really does take one to know one apparently.

"Sure, the country was a shithole, but at least my knees didn't hurt and I could still get it up"

If you're anti-pendulum, you're pro-pit by definition. Why are you pro-pit?

I miss the person I was before reading this.

Liking the book: sure, why not
Describing it as a love story: 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Make sure you bring your wellies, because you'll be knee deep in ... sausage rolls

"Comrades, real communism - I mean Brexit - has never been tried!"

I'd rather have both freedom and hospitals, but if I have to choose, I'm going with freedom, because I'm not a fucking moron.

Maybe George Galloway. Not for his politics, just because of the hat.

The Heineken Peace Prize, probably

It's barely even unusable without a UK say so. There's no red button, just confidence that the submarine crews will be responsible with the warheads. British and French nuclear doctrines are both insane and terrifying (extremely laudatory) in their own way.

If they're legitimate targets, there's nothing to worry about. Russia never attacks legitimate targets.

It all went downhill when they changed their jelly bean supplier.

If only crooks, traitors and nonces could vote, Reform would win 600 seats.

The Greens, SNP and PC are already getting the left of centre vote. The place where the Lib Dems can really clean up, beyond their traditional support base, are voters who used to be moderate, pro-European conservatives back when that still existed.