Dr. Dan Cady
@dancady.bsky.social
Born at 310ppm. Retired forensic scientist.
Climate change represents the greatest challenge humanity has ever faced. On it's heels are those various world leaders whose personalities are indistinguishable from Charles Manson.
Climate change represents the greatest challenge humanity has ever faced. On it's heels are those various world leaders whose personalities are indistinguishable from Charles Manson.
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RFK Jr.'s rejection of new vaccines will kill thousands of Americans each year for the foreseeable future. But at least now it's easier for me to find beef tallow fries.
February 13, 2026 at 1:02 PM
RFK Jr.'s rejection of new vaccines will kill thousands of Americans each year for the foreseeable future. But at least now it's easier for me to find beef tallow fries.
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There is no serious legal scholarship that suggests that the Framers were thinking of the radical left Democrat Party when they wrote the First Amendment. The grand jury grievously erred by failing to indict Mark Kelly, Elissa Slotkin, and their cohort.
by Jonathan Turley
by Jonathan Turley
February 13, 2026 at 1:08 PM
There is no serious legal scholarship that suggests that the Framers were thinking of the radical left Democrat Party when they wrote the First Amendment. The grand jury grievously erred by failing to indict Mark Kelly, Elissa Slotkin, and their cohort.
by Jonathan Turley
by Jonathan Turley
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Analysis | The fact that Joe Biden isn't in the Epstein files shows how politically and culturally irrelevant he has become.
February 13, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Analysis | The fact that Joe Biden isn't in the Epstein files shows how politically and culturally irrelevant he has become.
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Wirecutter | Five toilet seats you’d be proud to snort cocaine off of.
February 13, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Wirecutter | Five toilet seats you’d be proud to snort cocaine off of.
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RFK Jr. snorted cocaine off the toilet seat the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
February 13, 2026 at 11:43 PM
RFK Jr. snorted cocaine off the toilet seat the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
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My DARS (Deaths Above Replacement Secretary) model estimates that RFK Jr.’s policies will lead to a surplus mortality of 90,000 Americans. And I tell you the best Dunkin’ bathrooms on the Mid Cape for snorting cocaine off of toilet seats. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.
February 14, 2026 at 12:56 AM
My DARS (Deaths Above Replacement Secretary) model estimates that RFK Jr.’s policies will lead to a surplus mortality of 90,000 Americans. And I tell you the best Dunkin’ bathrooms on the Mid Cape for snorting cocaine off of toilet seats. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.
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Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
February 14, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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We wanted to understand how mRNA vaccines work. So we talked to three cocaine addicts in a gas station bathroom off Route 6.
February 14, 2026 at 2:33 PM
We wanted to understand how mRNA vaccines work. So we talked to three cocaine addicts in a gas station bathroom off Route 6.
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An alcoholic head of the Pentagon is shooting at random flying objects near airports using untested technology. Americans have nothing to worry about.
February 14, 2026 at 2:35 PM
An alcoholic head of the Pentagon is shooting at random flying objects near airports using untested technology. Americans have nothing to worry about.
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ESPN has the rights to the 2027 Super Bowl, but CBS is already planning an alternative halftime show featuring Steven Pinker, Alan Dershowitz, and J. K. Rowling.
February 14, 2026 at 10:18 PM
ESPN has the rights to the 2027 Super Bowl, but CBS is already planning an alternative halftime show featuring Steven Pinker, Alan Dershowitz, and J. K. Rowling.
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I cannot vote for Democrats because their excessive regulations hamper free enterprise. Here’s why I’m revamping my company’s entire operations to appeal to Donald Trump’s ego.
February 15, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I cannot vote for Democrats because their excessive regulations hamper free enterprise. Here’s why I’m revamping my company’s entire operations to appeal to Donald Trump’s ego.
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The previous administration was run by beta cuck soy boys who were too soft to carry out their duties. Here’s why I fired a Coast Guard pilot for forgetting my blankie.
by Kristi Noem
by Kristi Noem
February 15, 2026 at 6:13 PM
The previous administration was run by beta cuck soy boys who were too soft to carry out their duties. Here’s why I fired a Coast Guard pilot for forgetting my blankie.
by Kristi Noem
by Kristi Noem
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Whether it's Robert F. Kennedy, Sr. fighting to desegregate public restrooms or Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. snorting cocaine off of toilet seats, toilets play a key role in the history of the Kennedys.
February 15, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Whether it's Robert F. Kennedy, Sr. fighting to desegregate public restrooms or Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. snorting cocaine off of toilet seats, toilets play a key role in the history of the Kennedys.
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On this Caribbean Island, Kid Rock still means the title of a playlist made by Jeffrey Epstein. But they do know this: Your past support of statutory rape is erased when you accept Jesus and Charlie Kirk into your heart.
February 11, 2026 at 2:46 AM
On this Caribbean Island, Kid Rock still means the title of a playlist made by Jeffrey Epstein. But they do know this: Your past support of statutory rape is erased when you accept Jesus and Charlie Kirk into your heart.
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Bashar al-Assad maintained control of Syria by having secret police abduct his critics and send them to secret prisons where they were tortured to death. Could the same thing work here for Trump?
February 11, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Bashar al-Assad maintained control of Syria by having secret police abduct his critics and send them to secret prisons where they were tortured to death. Could the same thing work here for Trump?
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By spending time on Jeffrey Epstein's island, Howard Lutnick interacted with an immensely rich man and his harem of young girls. This perfectly prepared him to do deals with the royals of Saudi Arabia and the UAE. A masterstroke by President Donald J. Trump!
by Marc Thiessen
by Marc Thiessen
February 11, 2026 at 6:57 PM
By spending time on Jeffrey Epstein's island, Howard Lutnick interacted with an immensely rich man and his harem of young girls. This perfectly prepared him to do deals with the royals of Saudi Arabia and the UAE. A masterstroke by President Donald J. Trump!
by Marc Thiessen
by Marc Thiessen
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Pam Bondi testified to Congress the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
February 11, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Pam Bondi testified to Congress the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
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Whether it’s Billie Eilish saying we live on stolen land, or Donald Trump planning to steal land in Venezuela and Greenland, both sides have a stolen land problem.
February 8, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Whether it’s Billie Eilish saying we live on stolen land, or Donald Trump planning to steal land in Venezuela and Greenland, both sides have a stolen land problem.
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Shut it all down. We're never going to top this
I can't think of anything I'd want to do less with my time than attending a protest against taxing billionaires. This is an insane amount of bootlicking energy.
An AI startup founder says he's planning a 'March for Billionaires' in protest of California's wealth tax | TechCrunch
The organizer of the event swears it's not a joke.
techcrunch.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Shut it all down. We're never going to top this
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Opinion | Trump's moral bankruptcy is his greatest asset.
February 7, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Opinion | Trump's moral bankruptcy is his greatest asset.
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I converted to Catholicism a couple weeks ago. Here’s what I think Jesus got wrong.
February 7, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I converted to Catholicism a couple weeks ago. Here’s what I think Jesus got wrong.
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Have we really become so woke that we are no longer comfortable sending raunchy emails to convicted sex traffickers?
February 8, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Have we really become so woke that we are no longer comfortable sending raunchy emails to convicted sex traffickers?
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The Jeffrey Epstein I Knew
How did the gentle Peter, Paul and Mary fan from my high-school chess club become a notorious sex trafficker?
How did the gentle Peter, Paul and Mary fan from my high-school chess club become a notorious sex trafficker?
February 8, 2026 at 5:01 AM
The Jeffrey Epstein I Knew
How did the gentle Peter, Paul and Mary fan from my high-school chess club become a notorious sex trafficker?
How did the gentle Peter, Paul and Mary fan from my high-school chess club become a notorious sex trafficker?
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When I thought the Epstein scandal was just going to hurt libs like Bill Clinton I thought it was the biggest scandal ever. But now that people I like are getting caught up in it, I think it’s a big nothing burger, and that everyone who’s promoting it should be ashamed.
February 4, 2026 at 11:41 PM
When I thought the Epstein scandal was just going to hurt libs like Bill Clinton I thought it was the biggest scandal ever. But now that people I like are getting caught up in it, I think it’s a big nothing burger, and that everyone who’s promoting it should be ashamed.