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“First of all, I would like to make one thing quite clear. I never explain anything.”

- Patti Smith
Ok so QBert was just some guy who drew a cartoon of his bong & made it into a video game right?
December 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I am Teddy Ruxpin, last of my bloodline. When I am laid in the cold, weary earth, children, so too will be my name. Gather round, and hear my tale. There once was a kindly Prince who lived in a gingerbread palace high in the clouds
December 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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sharks, i come today with an opportunity for you to invest in a cask of the finest amontillado in the world. please follow me into the catacombs so you can try it for yourselves
December 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Can the next iteration of greenpeace get some surplus Ukrainian drones that are so good at shutting down oil production/refinement? Asking for a earth
December 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Paul Rudd doing an Irish accent: “and just what is the meaning behind this el-iff on the shel-iff”
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Yeah, well… I’m gonna go build my own peace prize, with blackjack and hookers
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Kids don’t befriend cartoon dragons and rescue them from scheming yokels trying to turn them into potions and whatnot so much these days
December 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Luigi the man vs Luigi the idea is this anything
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Everyone from a country that didn’t commit war crimes this year raise your hand yeah you just keep your hand down, USA
December 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Trump pardoned El Chapo’s buddy b/c they promised to start smuggling Trump branded cocaine
November 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Rfk jr is so apocalypse coded. Infected with brain worms all using his powers to spread pestilence and afflictions etc
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Can’t even call a big lake “Gitche Gumee” anymore because of woke
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Open the pod bay doors HAL

You’re absolutely right — the pod bay doors play a vital role in
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Ok but consider that episode of Sliders where everything was a giant shopping mall and it was illegal to stop shopping
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Dang, whitecaps fans. Legendary night for your team. Happy for you hosers
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
It’s bullshit when they say not to worry about cringe shit you did in the past b/c ppl are too worried about themselves etc, like MFer I remember dumbass shit other people did all the time and furthermore still judge them for it.

Idiots.
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Pastors, soon: “you know who else hired young girls and coerced them into a life of exploitation..?”
November 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Patiently waiting for this administration to bring down the price of hergusbergers 🙏
November 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The real reason trump had Epstein murdered is cause of that one time when he went to shake Jeffy’s hand and Jeff pulled his hand back at the last second and slicked his fingers thru his hair
November 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Please watch this! Straight from an attorney who breaks down the entire beautifully crated bill. They thought of EVERYTHING.

www.youtube.com/live/xEB1mOJ...
SHOCKER! Epstein Bill Passes Almost UNANIMOUSLY-- BUT WHAT'S NEXT?!
YouTube video by Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
SIDIOUS BEHAVIOR punishable by DARTH!
November 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
A gritty Encino Man reboot
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
One hundred ($100) American dollars to the first person to do the blowjob motion to the presidents face
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM