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Dalton
@dalton.dog
wisco | melee | speedruns | developer

maker of Cool Stuff™️
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Pubby
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I've had 2 people in the past few weeks submit pull requests to projects of mine and that just feels so surreal.

It's been cool seeing stuff gain traction and get Stars or whatever, but the fact that people not only think stuff I've made is worth using, but worth contributing back to... Wow!! 🥳💜
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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oedipus: that's not a riddle.

sphinx: DO IT.

oedipus: 100 percent not a riddle. you aren't even asking a question, just making a demand.

sphinx: DO IT.

oedipus: it's not a riddle.

sphinx: MAKE A TIER LIST OF WHICH BIONICLES ARE THE MOST FUCKABLE. DO IT.
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Promise Mascot Agency
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It me but Tuesday
Whomst else jamming to pop punk music at too high of a volume at 7:41am on this Wednesday
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
really wish it were easier for me to have fun being dogshit at video games cuz i definitely don't go to smash tournaments for a chance of winning
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Patron request! Nickit is doing crimes 🚨

www.patreon.com/rumwik

#pokemon #art #nickit #patreon
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Whomst else jamming to pop punk music at too high of a volume at 7:41am on this Wednesday
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
1 week, 4 more 1 column 12pt TNR resumes...... 😔
It saps my soul every time I prep for an interview and open yet another single spaced 12pt Times New Roman template
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Play this game. It’s one of my absolute favorites of all time. Great music, great story, great experience.
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I love walking through the cafeteria at work cuz I get to play this super fun game called "did someone misuse the panini press or am I having a stroke"
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I woke up in the middle of the night with a great idea for how to fix a thing at work that I've been stuck on for days. Came in early to try and get it implemented and fixed ahead of a project approval meeting

NONE OF MY IDEAS WORKED DUDE THIS IS SO SAD

Got myself excited for nothing...
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It saps my soul every time I prep for an interview and open yet another single spaced 12pt Times New Roman template
November 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Last night sure was a bad night to get down smashed by Peach 800 times because I don't know how to adapt 🫠
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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JERMA IS SO FUNNY
November 1, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Predictions for tomorrows game
November 1, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Damn that was a good ass show
November 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Seeing All Time Low tonight and I'm super pumped

Told my (very not pop punk) friend at work, and he goes "Oh! Really? I went on a glacier hike with their bassist in Iceland like 15 years ago"

Ummm excuse me what???

Followed with "I've never actually had reason to tell anyone that... Cool"

????
November 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
First day back at work after 2 weeks and 2 weddings and I don't even get to come back with a new last name smh
October 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Commission for @burhmos.bsky.social !
Their Bear lady, Gali, dressed as Miror B from Pokemon Colosseum (XD version)
Featuring Ludicolo!
October 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM