I think about this when I’m driving (a lot)

The post oil world is gonna look at 21st century conflicts the way I make my history author wife re-explain to me that we killed a billion people over tea (?)

Sorry kiddos, looks like Santa thought you’d like some… sardines. And Necco wafers? 😬

If he doesn’t know the difference between peaked and piqued he probably doesn’t know how to treat a woman like a human. Oh…

“AI: The Thirstiest Losers In the Room”

it’s gonna win Best Documentary at a future Oscars where someone’s mic will be cut during their speech for reminding the audience of the year the Oscars were sponsored by crypto and that multiple unions went on strike to fight the AI takeover of their jobs

And now their real work, monetizing all the data they stole, begins

Fallen rag hypes exploitive business owned by their direct competitor ✨journalism✨

The good ol boys will think Cajun accents are “foreign,” start sweeping up Acadians as a “terrorist organization.”

Pepper ball to the Pope’s face would be WWIII’s Archduke moment