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Cynafar
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He/Him - Internet Goblin, Caffeine Addict, Player of Video Game, Gremlin, below average gamer |
FFXIV - Behemoth - Cynafar Tarifar | OSRS - Loon Master/Dr Warcrimes | Discord - Cynafar | 🏳️‍🌈
Maybe I should have gotten the 80/90 lb plates for my adjustable dumbbells...

13 years left to achieve RE9 Leon status...
February 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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If anybody was curious about what makes a pair of characters qualify as "Blowjob Brothers," I put together this handy checklist. Hope this helps!
January 24, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Week 4 reclears........
M9s one pull ezpz
M10s one pull ezpz
M11s, a sea of clowns who can't do the simplest mechanics

I just want to prog 12 man come on....
January 28, 2026 at 5:42 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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Thank you to everyone who joined our monthly sub raffle stream yesterday! We did great things. #ffxiv #doomtrain #twitchstreaming (Thanks to @rofldrg.bsky.social for the text and concept)
January 25, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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Going through Heavensward on my 3rd account and a NPC said something and the brainrot won
January 25, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Not like I was gonna buy anything from Razer anyways, but now I got me a good reason to never do so ever again lmao.
What a fuckin clown.
January 21, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Gotta love driving in the freezing cold icy winter to go pick up my new glasses.... Only to find out they had not only sent the completely wrong frames

But also fucked up the lenses so astronomically badly they need to schedule a recheck of the prescription they gave me.
January 20, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I initially read it as "The RECTAL Update"....
Ballsy move: 2025 breakout indie hit Ball x Pit to get two new characters, loads of new balls in new update

www.eurogamer.net/ball-x-pit-r...
January 20, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Who up corn tortillaing theys one broccoli?
January 15, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I have come to a realization.
Fake melee MCH may be unironically goated this tier.

Damage is pretty good.
Help healers with more mits.
Do mechanics for the caster with zero uptime loss for both of you.
January 15, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Send some emails to your local folks to tell them to get this shitston back to her dog shootin ranch.
Over 50 Dems have signed on to co-sponsor articles of impeachment against Noem.

Use the link below to demand your members of Congress to get behind this!
Tell Congress: Impeach DHS Secretary Kristi Noem
Contact Congress today!
actionnetwork.org
January 14, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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Ancient Artifacts
July 24, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Got to the half way point of M11S, which was my goal for week 1 prog with a whole day left.
Gonna make the push to get to to 12 though, I think we can do it.
This might be the best raid tier yet.
January 12, 2026 at 9:01 AM
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well well well #ffxiv #arcadion #m10s
January 10, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Do this survey and let them know how fast the enslopification would make you cancel your nitro.
January 10, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Gatcha games in general and the studios that make them are a scourge and blight on humanity.

If the sloppification of them stops people from playing them then, albeit unintentionally, AI will have done one single positive thing in its existence.
So let me get this straight:

Cygames, who reported a 103% increase in profits, decided that their best course for 2026 was to use these funds to start an AI studio.

Cygames decided to rebrand themselves as Cyslop, got it.

Fucking disrespectful to the fanbase that got you this far.

Fuck off.
January 9, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Who needs an alarm clock when you have 3 cats?
I will be awoken by my goblin sons at 7:30 AM no matter what.

They care not if I was awake till 2 AM, they crave their morning devouring of various fish meats.
January 7, 2026 at 1:45 PM
In 1999
Easily Pokémon Silver
Having the WHOLE of Red/Blue unlocked after beating the main game blew my mind back then.

Today... Tough pick.
RE3, Silent Hill, Kain.... FF8, Roller Coaster Tycoon.... System Shock 2....

Can't pick just one, so many absolute bangers.
Quote this with your favourite game from 1999 NOW, and what your favourite was THEN (if you had one)

Localisations/expansions count, remasters/ports don't. Remakes depend.

Two-way ties count.

For a fuller refresher: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...

- PSA: Metal Gear Solid and Half-Life were 1998 -
January 5, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Old School RuneScape
And this year, along side that a stacked backlog of Switch 1/2 games with some replays of remakes including: the Yakuza series, Metroid Prime 1 (2 and 3 illegally, thanks Nintendo) and 4, all the Zeldas that aren't bad, FF Tactics, Unicorn Overlord, Triangle and Octopath 1/2.
Sort of a #wolqotd but more for the players, because I'm curious:

Do you play any games other than FFXIV? Or is FFXIV the one for you?
January 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I seriously hope we get sanctioned and that our economy gets absolutely obliterated.

The average every day shitdingus needs to experience repercussions to fully appreciate the weight of their votes.
January 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
America found a way to suck even harder holy shit
January 3, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Cope.
Seethe.
Mald even perhaps.
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella says people should move beyond calling AI 'slop'

"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
January 3, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Since the 1st doesnt count and isnt a real day since I was asleep or felt like ass for 80% of it

Goals for January of 26
1.) Do the one punch man regimen as daily as possible without dying
2.) Replay the first 3 Yakuza games
3.) Clear the new savage tier
4.) Get 99 sailing
5.) Listen to more music
January 2, 2026 at 2:56 PM