oh yeah it’s drugs. mommy’s medicine come here

Folks! We did it! The Onion has 60,000 subscribers!

We're that much closer to reaching our goal of beating The Washington Post's print circulation by the end of next year. (They were last reported at 97k, but it's probably lower now.)

Thank you all. Democracy died in darkness but we're still here.

Lizza is a creep in general and the way he has rolled this out is tacky, but no one has made any substantive rebuttal to anything he's alleged. Meanwhile, Nuzzi has not provided a single piece of evidence for her story and can't even describe it coherently.

She will not admit that she committed any ethical violations and refuses to even comment on RFK Jr.'s odious record in public life.

In the book she admits to lying to her boss, manipulating reporters to get favorable coverage and assisting RFK's campaign.

Thank you Mr. President

Only respectable libertarianism is libertarian socialism.

I am the milk lizard: fuck and hell to every libertarian

Fixed it for her

The image of the club itself (which is clearly meant to be representative, not a photo) - Substantial Evidence for AI involvement:

It's also noteworthy none of these links work.

Dale Gribble (1991)

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