javi
cyberjauvie.me
javi
@cyberjauvie.me
a digital representation of a (alleged) real person

cyber/infosec enthusiast/target
too many people want this!!!
can’t wait until my phone is a baby sensory toy
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
get the timing right and we’ll make the president red and mad
a 5pm press gaggle, President has missed his nap, and he’s asked, “Mr. President, was the video in any way a reference to you not being able to source your favorite diapers due to tariffs?”
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
when God sings with his creations, will AI not be part of the choir?

Pope: lol no
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
can’t wait until my phone is a baby sensory toy
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
IT guy thought here: are ICE agents installing this app on their personal phones?

usually an org would make you setup mobile device management before you can download sensitive apps, but this app is on the Play Store.
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
ngmi
November 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
No there is not. It is unconstitutional. The 22nd amendment prohibits it. A two term president can’t take a role in the line of succession, they can’t be on ballots again.
October 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
a core part of the Bluesky experience (laudatory)
if you don’t know how to adjust the amount of dicks you see on bluesky you’re not going to make it here
October 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
this is what makes me insane about Musk, Thiel, and Zuckerberg: they do not believe in humanity at all. these are the richest men with all the levers of power and the best future they can imagine is living their end days in a bunker served by robots.
October 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
no electeds older than retirement age

electeds get the same public option healthcare as the average american

mechanisms to remove electeds after required medical testing
October 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
joining you
October 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
maybe the ballroom is something to keep Trump’s attention when nothing but TV will
The Fred Trump treatment. Give him a fake job while Miller draws up missile strike plans on fishermen.
October 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I think a lot of people just want NY Dems to endorse a NY mayoral candidate
October 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
nah, you actually don’t have to use AI at all
October 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
how do I forcibly get campaigns to disclose the AI prompts they used to generate their political ads? there’s gotta be a way to get the script too.
October 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I already got a rice cooker and creatine and I’m seriously considering an e-bike. It just works©️
October 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM