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a digital representation of a (alleged) real person

cyber/infosec enthusiast/target
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a chimpanzee with a business suit on at a desk taking a phone call. there’s a chart behind him with a line that goes up and suddenly spikes downward sharply.
October 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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billions spent on the metaverse, NFTs, crypto, web 3, and now gen AI are not “sour grapes”
The suggestion that Silicon Valley's achievements are more about market manipulation than genuine innovation is debatable, and could be interpreted as sour grapes from a former employee. But Silverman's critique contains a truth that tends to be ignored even by the most strident Silicon Valley critics. Musk's achievements are real - he has sold a great number of electric cars - but he is no stranger to financial engineering. Andreessen helped create the web browser, but he also spent years promoting a dubious vision of financialized technology known as Web 3. Similar observations could be made about Thiel, Mark Zuckerberg and Ramaswamy.
October 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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yes, he is and that’s very very bad!!!
"I spoke to the governor, she was very nice," Trump said. "But I said, 'Well wait a minute, am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening? My people tell me different.' They are literally attacking and there are fires all over the place...it looks like terrible."
September 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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printed in black text on a white paper page: A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION
September 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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everyone in Trump’s orbit is just doing this 24/7
screen shot from I Think You Should Leave: “I gotta figure out how to make money on this thing. It’s simply too good.”
September 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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a tweet from horse ebooks: Everything happens so much
September 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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screenshot from the simpsons: won’t somebody think of the markets?
September 1, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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air force command rn:
Achewood comic: “Hey guys! Guess who got yelled at!”
August 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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the WSJ the second there are rumors of a Trump fed chair
the screenshot of the Simpsons text: won’t somebody please think of the markets?
July 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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you’ve made your choice
godspeed
a 4chan screenshot of Morpheus’ hands with two options: 700mg benadryl or 200x salvia
March 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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a giant labeled “me” grabbing a small guy labeled “SSRIs” who is holding the giant’s detached penis
February 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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mfw a new skeeter dares post in my direction
a blurry image of a wide-eyed Pillsbury dough boy with the text “I’m dissociating” misspelled
January 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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AI overviews are good sometimes
screenshot of a google search for gerontocracy that auto-attached images of Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden, Mitch McConnell, and Donald Trump
December 19, 2024 at 8:51 PM
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going to get loud in my state-run pig apartment
a 36 story building in China used to raise pigs
December 2, 2024 at 5:03 AM
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made a meme for all the job hunters out there
A four panel vertical comic using Terminator images. Panel 1 A Terminator in Los Angeles 2029 A.D. labeled AI RESUME SCREENERS. Panel 2 Kyle Reese throwing a grenade labeled AI RESUME WRITERS. Panel 3 A human skull on the ground labeled HUMAN JOB APPLICANTS. Panel 4 The same skull being crushed under a Terminator’s metallic foot.
August 21, 2024 at 7:12 PM
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I've worn my Beef hat fairly regularly for the last four years. But in the last week, I've had three separate people *thank me for wearing it.

I've never had that happen before.

Even in Berkeley, normie Dems are getting sick of sad sack leftists trying to help vegetarians win.
a black BEEF IT’S WHAT’S FOR DINNER hat
June 1, 2024 at 10:13 PM
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a paper presentation slide from IBM in 1979 that reads “A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION”
June 1, 2024 at 12:56 AM
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hahahahahahaha
screenshot of an iPhone 4S screen where the carrier reads as “butt 4G” instead of AT&T, Verizon, T-Mobile, Telstar, Meximobil, SaudiPhone, etc
March 29, 2024 at 2:47 AM
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a painting of “Saturn Devouring His Son,” except both subjects are hot dogs in buns
November 29, 2023 at 8:36 PM
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me and the boys deliberating on which club to pull up to
a circle of Age of Empires II siege towers
November 23, 2023 at 7:35 PM
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a cartoon turtle peeling out of some clouds
November 5, 2023 at 3:45 AM
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it’s time to drive
a car radio displaying the text “PEE PEE POO” in all caps instead of normal radio text
October 20, 2023 at 8:55 PM