javi
@cyberjauvie.me
a digital representation of a (alleged) real person
cyber/infosec enthusiast/target
cyber/infosec enthusiast/target
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javi
@cyberjauvie.me
· Nov 6
one thing I really like about bluesky’s domain verification is that it encourages the basic user to own a little part of the web. once they have a domain, they might host their own site off-platform and contribute to a freer, more resilient, social web
drinking a pound of water
November 18, 2025 at 8:10 AM
drinking a pound of water
which airline executive was it this time?
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
which airline executive was it this time?
you’re not scheduling recess into your work day? WOW
November 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
you’re not scheduling recess into your work day? WOW
generational assassination trauma
why does RFK just zoom off instead of helping the dude
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
generational assassination trauma
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Master Chief normalized AI girlfriends
June 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Master Chief normalized AI girlfriends
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hate that my book club only meets in a Fogo de Chão
April 12, 2024 at 3:03 AM
hate that my book club only meets in a Fogo de Chão
how about some anti-gerontocracy amendments after multiple members of Congress and seemingly the President continue to serve in a diminished capacity?
October 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
how about some anti-gerontocracy amendments after multiple members of Congress and seemingly the President continue to serve in a diminished capacity?
all it takes is one WH press reporter to ask the President if his diaper was full at the time of posting that video and he’ll lose it
October 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
all it takes is one WH press reporter to ask the President if his diaper was full at the time of posting that video and he’ll lose it
introducing the first breakfast vape: mint/fluoride flavoring so you don’t have to brush your teeth and it provides 5g of protein per puff
October 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
introducing the first breakfast vape: mint/fluoride flavoring so you don’t have to brush your teeth and it provides 5g of protein per puff
I can’t recommend drinks enough
September 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I can’t recommend drinks enough
every text field is an invitation
September 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
every text field is an invitation
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to all the people and robots phishing me: please stop including the exact date of my death , I’m getting really scared
October 20, 2023 at 12:06 AM
to all the people and robots phishing me: please stop including the exact date of my death , I’m getting really scared
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at this point I have to assume every AI product is an attempt to scrape training data and compute resources from whatever device it’s running on
May 21, 2024 at 4:47 AM
at this point I have to assume every AI product is an attempt to scrape training data and compute resources from whatever device it’s running on
this type of guy is going to be real familiar to all of us soon
They Live (1988) Was Showing Us Drones Decades Ago
YouTube video by Question Cartoons
youtu.be
August 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
this type of guy is going to be real familiar to all of us soon
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wild people still think “AI won’t replace us because AI can’t do what a human does as well” THEY DON’T CARE. capitalists are not in search of quality. they are in search of profits. they want you poor, destitute, or dead so they don’t have to deal with you. it’s very simple and clear.
July 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
wild people still think “AI won’t replace us because AI can’t do what a human does as well” THEY DON’T CARE. capitalists are not in search of quality. they are in search of profits. they want you poor, destitute, or dead so they don’t have to deal with you. it’s very simple and clear.
the WSJ the second there are rumors of a Trump fed chair
July 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
the WSJ the second there are rumors of a Trump fed chair
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if you don’t know how to adjust the amount of dicks you see on bluesky you’re not going to make it here
May 16, 2024 at 5:38 AM
if you don’t know how to adjust the amount of dicks you see on bluesky you’re not going to make it here
can I be a muckraker? it’s the 20s.
June 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
can I be a muckraker? it’s the 20s.
Master Chief normalized AI girlfriends
June 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Master Chief normalized AI girlfriends
what are your favorite thought terminating cliches?
the ones I use the most are, “it is what it is,” and, “I have a gun.”
the ones I use the most are, “it is what it is,” and, “I have a gun.”
May 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
what are your favorite thought terminating cliches?
the ones I use the most are, “it is what it is,” and, “I have a gun.”
the ones I use the most are, “it is what it is,” and, “I have a gun.”
sorry for scrying horrors from my beer can I hit your vape
May 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
sorry for scrying horrors from my beer can I hit your vape
Robocop: Rogue City and Space Marine 2 are perfect entries in a genre I’m calling “big guy” games where you get to be a big guy. Not to be confused with big mech games. These capture what it feels like to walk around if you were Reacher and it rules.
April 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Robocop: Rogue City and Space Marine 2 are perfect entries in a genre I’m calling “big guy” games where you get to be a big guy. Not to be confused with big mech games. These capture what it feels like to walk around if you were Reacher and it rules.
new FDA investigation finds “unsettling amounts of horse meat” in Tyson’s new Stallion patties
April 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
new FDA investigation finds “unsettling amounts of horse meat” in Tyson’s new Stallion patties