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artofcoop.bsky.social
Happy Turkey Day from the Hopkinsville Goblin!
pencil sketch of a weird little UFO guy
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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emilyoram.bsky.social
This is incredible
June 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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adamclegg.bsky.social
Here is @benbartlett.bsky.social putting out a positive about the recent Dr Who casting.
A text that reads “Still on the bright side, if Lawrence Fox was mad when Doctor Who was woke imagine how mad he’ll be when Doctor Who won’t let him see his kids”.
June 2, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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mikemcmahan.bsky.social
Okay, so back on Coruscant, Mon Mothma creates a fake charity while her husband and daughter are pissed at each other. Are you writing this down?
C-3PO telling Star Wars stories to the Ewoks, now including Andor plot points.
May 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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girlinthe.bsky.social
STOP what you are doing, find some headphones or a secluded location, and watch this. I am crying with laughter and admiration at an idea seen through to its (nearly) bitter end. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD3Q... Sound--as they say--on.
Hlavní nadraží Praha - znělka 02 (Dlouhá verze)
YouTube video by Pavel Jirásek
www.youtube.com
April 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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supersantiego.bsky.social
April 6, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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stephencollins.bsky.social
beaver's return
Comic by Stephen Collins for the Guardian. Script as follows: Scene is a British WOODLAND by a RIVER. A NATURALIST is stood next to a cage, and TV NEWS REPORTERS are filming him and the cage. 1 NATURALIST: And now It is my great honour 2 NATURALIST: to reintroduce the first wild beaver back into Britain 3 [Cut to the BEAVER’S CAGE. Its door is open and the Beaver is leaned nonchalantly up against the opening, smoking a cigarette.] 4 BEAVER: Well, well, well. 5 BEAVER: Look who's come crawling back. 6 BEAVER: Got a rubbish ecosystem have ya? 7 BEAVER: Not happy with the *critical anti-flood infrastructure* engineered by the flippin *badgers*? 8 BEAVER: I almost didn't recognise you without one of my ancestors on your head… 9 BEAVER: First you wipe us out… now you ask us to come back and build dams for free… You actually expect me to be *pleased* don’t ya? NATURALIST: I'm so sorry I…I… 10 BEAVER: “Ooh la la, the Brits have come crawling back…” Do I look like *Michel flippin’ Barnier*? 11 NATURALIST: I-if there’s some kind of… *remuneration* we could offer I-I’m sure… 12 BEAVER [throwing cigarette to the ground]: Unlimited pond weed, two tickets to Abba Voyage. NATURALIST: Done. [ends]
March 16, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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violetvanguard.bsky.social
Copied (with permission) from a discworld group I’m in if anyone can help even if it’s just a share
Hogfather million to one chance search Hi everyone, this is a huge longshot but wondering if any of you lovely folk might be able to help. My partner just told me that her dad (who sadly died more than 20 years ago) gave her a hardback copy of Hogfather, but it got lost in one of her moves not long after he died. I doubt we'd ever find it, but it would be an amazing New Year miracle if we could discover it and I could buy it back if it's still out there. It's signed in the front cover "To Anthea" and probably says from Dad or similar. Like I say, it's a million to one chance... Thanks for reading.
December 31, 2024 at 11:28 PM