Curlywhenwet (she/her)
Curlywhenwet (she/her)
@curlywhenwet.bsky.social
Yesterday, I interviewed a tech guy who told me something too important for me to wait until the podcast comes out for you to hear it:

Many free AI detectors have especially high false positive rates because they make money selling software that "humanizes" writing. 1/2
January 21, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I learned a new term today and I love it.
Concern trolls can talk to the wall.
January 8, 2026 at 12:48 AM
@pantalonesfuego.bsky.social thinking of you as I join 2 meetings that could be emails.
January 7, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Signed first official document with 2025 for the date.
January 5, 2026 at 6:04 PM
First day back and self eval is due. I am silently screaming in my office.
January 5, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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Members of Congress: stop posting online and APPEAR, PHYSICALLY on the steps of the Capitol to decry this unconstitutional violation of domestic & international law. SHOW THE PEOPLE the level of danger we are facing as a country.
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@senatedemocrats.bsky.social
January 3, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I've watched a lot of home remodeling shows while being off work this week. Jenny Marrs moved himeowners from a king bed to a full (between windows). You could see they were trying to figure out what they were going to do.
January 2, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Hi, I'm a lake. And another lake. And a placenta abruption.
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 PM
I have 2 masters degrees and a doctorate and I cannot figure out what wins on the Christmas scratch off.
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Interesting...
January 1, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Good morning all. Starting the new year with a phone full of sluggish apps. Restarting phone did not help. Wth is going on? Did rolling over the year confuse my phone?
January 1, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I rescued a Daddy Long Leg from the tub and set him on the floor. He crawled up the cabinet and into the sink.
Listen dude.
December 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Hey @bellamusica76.bsky.social Happy Birthday! I hope it is a great day!
December 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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A woman who is horrified at the attention she received last summer, at an event everyone has already forgotten, has intentionally sought specialized coverage in The New York Times
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I am sitting at my desk with my computer on. That counts as work, right?
December 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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When a tyrant threatens you, and you stand strong – that's courage.

Thank you, Indiana.
December 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
So shocked at the people in the newest Epstein photos. Trump! Woody Allen! Bill Clinton! Steve Bannon! Bill Gates!
Such a group of fine, upstanding men. I hope they all go to prison. Or rot in hell. I would accept that as well.
December 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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The dirt isn't unsafe that's just a bad gift. Tell gram to stop giving the kids dirt.
December 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Things you should gift kids this holiday season:
- Age-appropriate toys

Things you should not gift kids:
- Weedwhackers
- Large aquatic animals
- Most of the things Kevin turns into weapons in 'Home Alone'
- Dirt
December 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I have no desire to see these.
* muting photos from Epstein Island * challenge
December 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Who complained about Christmas lights last year? I got mine on the tree, plugged them in, and half of a strand does not work. This despite plugging them in before I put them on. I need to just buy new every year.
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM