cunderlord.bsky.social
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last week, i leapt from a skyscraper roof with the intention of splatting on hitting the pavement, but it seems god had other plans for me that day: against all odds, my erect (dont ask) penis met the ground first; bravely saving my life, but irreparably splatting itself. how are my followers doing
January 12, 2026 at 11:33 PM
last week, i leapt from a skyscraper roof with the intention of splatting on hitting the pavement, but it seems god had other plans for me that day: against all odds, my erect (dont ask) penis met the ground first; bravely saving my life, but irreparably splatting itself. how are my followers doing
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Tencontinuity_19_5_87 : 3s
January 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Tencontinuity_19_5_87 : 3s
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Fuck investing in crypto and genAI. Invest in this book. It will help you get through a good shit on the toilet, or wherever you like to go. The woods, your boss's office. Anywhere is good. bookshop.org/p/books/why-...
Why'd You Make Them So Buff?
Check out Why'd You Make Them So Buff? - <p>This is a book with a bunch of drawing of eggs with arms and legs doing stuff. They do all kinds of things. They have medical emergencies. They fall in and ...
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January 5, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Fuck investing in crypto and genAI. Invest in this book. It will help you get through a good shit on the toilet, or wherever you like to go. The woods, your boss's office. Anywhere is good. bookshop.org/p/books/why-...
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[Vintage VHS] Craftmatic: Reach for the Stars : 1684s
December 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
[Vintage VHS] Craftmatic: Reach for the Stars : 1684s
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Truth or Consequences (syndication 1987) - 3 episodes : 31s
December 4, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Truth or Consequences (syndication 1987) - 3 episodes : 31s
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KYVE/PBS promos, March 2005 : 167s
December 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
KYVE/PBS promos, March 2005 : 167s
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Excerto Telenovela O Amor Está No Ar : 70s
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Excerto Telenovela O Amor Está No Ar : 70s
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Artist and Chimera (1906) by Jacek Malczewsk
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Artist and Chimera (1906) by Jacek Malczewsk
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COUSIN WHO IS FAKING "BARBIE SYNDROME" FOR ATTENTION: I am thankful for my rigid doll-like legs, where as you all know I can no longer move my ankles or my toes.
ME: I'm thankful that I levitated for 20 seconds meditating during No Fap November.
MY MOM: I too am thankful for Katelyn's Barbie legs.
ME: I'm thankful that I levitated for 20 seconds meditating during No Fap November.
MY MOM: I too am thankful for Katelyn's Barbie legs.
November 29, 2024 at 6:05 AM
COUSIN WHO IS FAKING "BARBIE SYNDROME" FOR ATTENTION: I am thankful for my rigid doll-like legs, where as you all know I can no longer move my ankles or my toes.
ME: I'm thankful that I levitated for 20 seconds meditating during No Fap November.
MY MOM: I too am thankful for Katelyn's Barbie legs.
ME: I'm thankful that I levitated for 20 seconds meditating during No Fap November.
MY MOM: I too am thankful for Katelyn's Barbie legs.
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Mandatory Cyber security training U say ? And what if I don’t want to save the company from a cyber attack..? What if I want it to suffer? Oh fuck.. 🫦
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Mandatory Cyber security training U say ? And what if I don’t want to save the company from a cyber attack..? What if I want it to suffer? Oh fuck.. 🫦
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Cassy's Pale Circus (10/18)
August 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Cassy's Pale Circus (10/18)
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post a perfect cut from 1989
November 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
post a perfect cut from 1989
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News from laser planet:
- The President has been zapped.
- Armies roam the streets, zapping citizens.
- Guns don't shoot bullets here, it is just zaps beams and rays.
- A big electric zang boomed out of space and blew us all to pieces. It blew our planet to hell. So long.
- The President has been zapped.
- Armies roam the streets, zapping citizens.
- Guns don't shoot bullets here, it is just zaps beams and rays.
- A big electric zang boomed out of space and blew us all to pieces. It blew our planet to hell. So long.
September 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
News from laser planet:
- The President has been zapped.
- Armies roam the streets, zapping citizens.
- Guns don't shoot bullets here, it is just zaps beams and rays.
- A big electric zang boomed out of space and blew us all to pieces. It blew our planet to hell. So long.
- The President has been zapped.
- Armies roam the streets, zapping citizens.
- Guns don't shoot bullets here, it is just zaps beams and rays.
- A big electric zang boomed out of space and blew us all to pieces. It blew our planet to hell. So long.