Luminescent Laura Sappy-Gluewho
@cubbi3gyrl.bsky.social
Midwestern, tattooed, dog and cat mom (feral goblin) who likes all things Cubs, pro wrestlin, & Raiders! Buy me tacos and tell me I’m pretty. (Cash app/Venmo or PP 🤣)
Pinned
For the record, I’d totally wear a turkey costume… 🤷🏼♀️
Thanksgiving: We will be open at 7:30pm or so for MALORTSGIVING!
Turkey costumes not required but encouraged.
Turkey costumes not required but encouraged.
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
For the record, I’d totally wear a turkey costume… 🤷🏼♀️
Indies helping for the holidays!
I’m not affiliated here, but a bunch of my friends are wrestling at this one! I wish I could go!
#WrestleSky #IndependentWrestling
I’m not affiliated here, but a bunch of my friends are wrestling at this one! I wish I could go!
#WrestleSky #IndependentWrestling
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Indies helping for the holidays!
I’m not affiliated here, but a bunch of my friends are wrestling at this one! I wish I could go!
#WrestleSky #IndependentWrestling
I’m not affiliated here, but a bunch of my friends are wrestling at this one! I wish I could go!
#WrestleSky #IndependentWrestling
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🦃 This Thanksgiving Day, 11/27! 🦃
Join us at the table for a special Thanksgiving Day #AEWCollision!
Tune in at 8/7c on TNT + HBO Max!
Join us at the table for a special Thanksgiving Day #AEWCollision!
Tune in at 8/7c on TNT + HBO Max!
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
🦃 This Thanksgiving Day, 11/27! 🦃
Join us at the table for a special Thanksgiving Day #AEWCollision!
Tune in at 8/7c on TNT + HBO Max!
Join us at the table for a special Thanksgiving Day #AEWCollision!
Tune in at 8/7c on TNT + HBO Max!
“That’s what Nebraska does…they take cheap shots “…
Oh okay, Kittle…that’s why Iowa can’t get Nebraska out of their mouth ever….constantly talking shit.
We comin, Bitch.
Oh okay, Kittle…that’s why Iowa can’t get Nebraska out of their mouth ever….constantly talking shit.
We comin, Bitch.
George Kittle shreds Will Compton on 'SportsCenter with SVP'.
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
“That’s what Nebraska does…they take cheap shots “…
Oh okay, Kittle…that’s why Iowa can’t get Nebraska out of their mouth ever….constantly talking shit.
We comin, Bitch.
Oh okay, Kittle…that’s why Iowa can’t get Nebraska out of their mouth ever….constantly talking shit.
We comin, Bitch.
Um…
Wine.
Friend.
Anal.
Wine.
Friend.
Anal.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Um…
Wine.
Friend.
Anal.
Wine.
Friend.
Anal.
Don’t let that sparkly door hitcha, Chipy.
NEWS: The Raiders are firing offensive coordinator Chip Kelly, per source.
Kelly signed a contract to make him the richest offensive coordinator in football this offseason, but is dismissed after just 11 games.
Kelly signed a contract to make him the richest offensive coordinator in football this offseason, but is dismissed after just 11 games.
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Don’t let that sparkly door hitcha, Chipy.
Hey friends - just a reminder, wait for the light, drive the speed limit, control your car.
We were in an accident this weekend. Everything hurts. We currently have no running vehicles. We were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
We were in an accident this weekend. Everything hurts. We currently have no running vehicles. We were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Hey friends - just a reminder, wait for the light, drive the speed limit, control your car.
We were in an accident this weekend. Everything hurts. We currently have no running vehicles. We were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
We were in an accident this weekend. Everything hurts. We currently have no running vehicles. We were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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The Bears win another close game over the Steelers to stay in first place. This time it's the defense that stepped up. www.bearsinsider.com/chicago-bear...
Chicago Bears Score and Recap (Week 12): Bears 31, Steelers 28 – Defense Holds Late For Fourth Consecutive Win - Bears Insider
The Bears had another game that was in doubt in the final two minutes when they held a narrow lead over the Steelers at Soldier Field Sunday. This time it was the defense that made the key plays to gi...
www.bearsinsider.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The Bears win another close game over the Steelers to stay in first place. This time it's the defense that stepped up. www.bearsinsider.com/chicago-bear...
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An AEW way to remember this:
Whose house? Swerve's house.
Who's on fire? Darby is on fire.
Whose house? Swerve's house.
Who's on fire? Darby is on fire.
Confession: Swerve Strickland was the one who made me finally figure out when to use "who's" and "whose", and I can't believe it took me that long.
November 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
An AEW way to remember this:
Whose house? Swerve's house.
Who's on fire? Darby is on fire.
Whose house? Swerve's house.
Who's on fire? Darby is on fire.
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Heidi!!
SATURDAY! SATURDAY! SATURDAY!
Be there or be square! theorientaltheater.com/event/453927
Be there or be square! theorientaltheater.com/event/453927
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Heidi!!
This is ridiculous. There’s already a shortage.
“The Department of Education said what now? Nursing is ‘no longer a professional degree’? Tell that to the nurses who kept this country alive while half of Washington was playing political cosplay.
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This is ridiculous. There’s already a shortage.
Okay, who do I know in Ontario Canada…who likes Letterkenny and wants to help an Iowa girl out.
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Okay, who do I know in Ontario Canada…who likes Letterkenny and wants to help an Iowa girl out.
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This is an accidentally honest answer. What she's saying in code is:
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
Q: What did the president mean when he called a reporter "piggy"?
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is an accidentally honest answer. What she's saying in code is:
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
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A senior ICE official just admitted in an evidentiary hearing in Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s case that someone else drafted his declaration in the case and he didn’t know what certain words meant.
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
A senior ICE official just admitted in an evidentiary hearing in Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s case that someone else drafted his declaration in the case and he didn’t know what certain words meant.
Duh.
Why else do you post thirst traps? 🤣
Why else do you post thirst traps? 🤣
What do you think about #NikkiBella admitting she posts thirst traps for attention? www.ringsidenews.com/nikki-bella-...
Nikki Bella Admits Thirst Traps Are the Only Time She Gets Attention
Nikki Bella is keeping it real about her post‑divorce confidence—and she’s not sugarcoating why she’s been dropping more thirst traps on social media. On
www.ringsidenews.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Duh.
Why else do you post thirst traps? 🤣
Why else do you post thirst traps? 🤣
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What do you mean it’s only Tuesday?
#cats #BlueskyCats #gato #adoptdontshop #fosterkittens #DMV #adoptme
And yes, you should follow our fosters on the ‘gram @littletailfosters
#cats #BlueskyCats #gato #adoptdontshop #fosterkittens #DMV #adoptme
And yes, you should follow our fosters on the ‘gram @littletailfosters
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
What do you mean it’s only Tuesday?
#cats #BlueskyCats #gato #adoptdontshop #fosterkittens #DMV #adoptme
And yes, you should follow our fosters on the ‘gram @littletailfosters
#cats #BlueskyCats #gato #adoptdontshop #fosterkittens #DMV #adoptme
And yes, you should follow our fosters on the ‘gram @littletailfosters
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This is Fendi. He is seen here demonstrating the internationally acknowledged sign language for politely requesting uppies. 13/10 would pick him up immediately (TT: isthat_jojo)
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This is Fendi. He is seen here demonstrating the internationally acknowledged sign language for politely requesting uppies. 13/10 would pick him up immediately (TT: isthat_jojo)
Side note: completely random…
Anyone hate their bank and want to try Chime? It’s awesome….and there’s money in it for both of us.
Join me on Chime and get $100. Terms apply. www.chime.com/r/laurastapl...
?c=s
Anyone hate their bank and want to try Chime? It’s awesome….and there’s money in it for both of us.
Join me on Chime and get $100. Terms apply. www.chime.com/r/laurastapl...
?c=s
Sign up in minutes
www.chime.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Side note: completely random…
Anyone hate their bank and want to try Chime? It’s awesome….and there’s money in it for both of us.
Join me on Chime and get $100. Terms apply. www.chime.com/r/laurastapl...
?c=s
Anyone hate their bank and want to try Chime? It’s awesome….and there’s money in it for both of us.
Join me on Chime and get $100. Terms apply. www.chime.com/r/laurastapl...
?c=s
Let’s go, Raiders! Beat them Cowboys!
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Let’s go, Raiders! Beat them Cowboys!
❤️❤️❤️❤️
the orange leaves of the common serviceberry, theyre very nice but also theyve mostly fallen off since last week. they just get perfect and immediately disappear. its not fair to me, the consumer (of nature)
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
❤️❤️❤️❤️
Utility companies…you too.
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Utility companies…you too.
November 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM