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I’m surrounded by vinyl records, books, and hockey jerseys. Bass playing worker bee.
I love the #CANES
You can’t make up the difference with three straight losses. Time to relax and heal from what I imagine are a lot of hidden injuries. Now time for some self deprecation . . .
May 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
LET’S GO #CANES!!!!
May 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The A.V. Club with an excellent question: “If you don’t even get anything for rolling over for him, what’s the point of kneeling at all?”
The White House Correspondents Dinner won't feature any comedian at all this year, which will certainly force Donald Trump to be nice to them. www.avclub.com/amber-ruffin...
Today in cowardice: Amber Ruffin dumped from White House Correspondents Dinner
Today in cowardice: Amber Ruffin dumped from White House Correspondents Dinner
www.avclub.com
March 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Spoiler alert for folks who play Strands: They are not accepting this as a correct answer for “power plants” but it does count toward getting a hint.
You’re welcome. #themoreyouknow
#puzzles
March 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
“The only thing we have to fear is . . . fear itself, and sensitive war plans being shared in a chat thread on something called . . . [checks notes] . . . Signal.”
March 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This band, song, and video have all lived rent free in my head for about a month now.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!!
The Mary Wallopers
Cod Liver Oil and the Orange Juice

youtu.be/Ata1jxjsHbY
Mary Wallopers - Cod Liver Oil & The Orange Juice live at The Hut
YouTube video by Screenworks Films
youtu.be
March 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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what a day
March 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
You can be responsible for 3 fights in the first 9 seconds of a game, or you can work as a team, get 3 goals, and get an overtime win and the championship for your country. Congratulations, #TEAMCANADA!!! 🇨🇦
(Also happy for Jarvy and Slavin for being a part of this great tournament.)
February 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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This is a lawyerly way of saying “fuck off, clown” and I’m absolutely here for it
AUSA Hagan Scotten, former clerk for John Roberts, really put some mustard on his resignation letter.
February 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Sometimes your only option is to call someone a d*ck. I tip my cap to Mr. Garcia.
February 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
February 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Holy crap! I needed that laugh. 😂
The greatest moment in broadcast television history.
February 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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I love how the same idiot trumpers who literally blamed egg prices on Biden, and bragged that trump was going to magically bring them down, are all backtracking and saying he CAN'T do anything about egg prices.

And eggs are just the beginning.

YOU voted for this bullshit.
January 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Now more than ever, the world needs more Bjork and less of . . . pretty much everything else.
Björk isn’t staying oh-so-quiet about how much she hates Spotify. The streaming platform is “probably the worst thing that has happened to musicians,” she said recently.
Björk condemns Spotify as "probably the worst thing that has happened" to musicians
Björk condemns Spotify as "probably the worst thing that has happened" to musicians
www.avclub.com
January 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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In honor of their father’s birthday and his commitment to transcendental meditation, Lynch’s children invite us all to enjoy a brief moment of calm
David Lynch’s children to hold “worldwide group meditation” tomorrow
David Lynch’s children to hold “worldwide group meditation” tomorrow
www.avclub.com
January 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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This is so wonderful! ❤️
Texas Democrat Proposes To His Longtime Partner After Being Sworn In—And We're Cheering
Oh, how wonderful! ❤️
www.comicsands.com
January 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM