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@crypxtkeeper.bsky.social
artist,writer, teacher(!) cryprid,druid & queer menace. not a person. Landback everywhere, fuck zios.
It/she/he/xe
18+
Here for gay pirates! (and maybe Frankenstein)
It/she/he/xe
18+
Here for gay pirates! (and maybe Frankenstein)
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Crew I have an idea that I think will save humanity.
Season 3 of the hit pirate tv show Our Flag Means Death
Season 3 of the hit pirate tv show Our Flag Means Death
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Crew I have an idea that I think will save humanity.
Season 3 of the hit pirate tv show Our Flag Means Death
Season 3 of the hit pirate tv show Our Flag Means Death
Making @wolfmxn.bsky.social watch merlin with me again. The Worst Show™ I love it so dearly
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Making @wolfmxn.bsky.social watch merlin with me again. The Worst Show™ I love it so dearly
Once again apologizing for warposting™ on main but. I keep hearing wind and thunder and thinking it's aircrafts dropping missiles again. And then I keep thinking about my friends in Gaza who experience the same thing but it is, actually, more likely to be missiles than it is to be a thunderstorm.
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Once again apologizing for warposting™ on main but. I keep hearing wind and thunder and thinking it's aircrafts dropping missiles again. And then I keep thinking about my friends in Gaza who experience the same thing but it is, actually, more likely to be missiles than it is to be a thunderstorm.
Should probably find something to do with the crazy amount of leather I harvested from a couch a few years back. The issue is that there is SO MUCH I could do with it that I just can't pick...
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Should probably find something to do with the crazy amount of leather I harvested from a couch a few years back. The issue is that there is SO MUCH I could do with it that I just can't pick...
Sorry to put political sadness™ on your feed but
Every day another friend gets beaten by cops and another house is bulldozed and another activist gets arrested and another organisation shuts down and another kid in our youth movement is jailed for months despite being innocent:(
Every day another friend gets beaten by cops and another house is bulldozed and another activist gets arrested and another organisation shuts down and another kid in our youth movement is jailed for months despite being innocent:(
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Sorry to put political sadness™ on your feed but
Every day another friend gets beaten by cops and another house is bulldozed and another activist gets arrested and another organisation shuts down and another kid in our youth movement is jailed for months despite being innocent:(
Every day another friend gets beaten by cops and another house is bulldozed and another activist gets arrested and another organisation shuts down and another kid in our youth movement is jailed for months despite being innocent:(
To me stede is the personality hire btw
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 AM
To me stede is the personality hire btw
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muppet starship troopers could fix us
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
muppet starship troopers could fix us
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She literally JUST did that I swear
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 AM
She literally JUST did that I swear
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I have a gift for ofmd fans in the crowd,,,,,
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I have a gift for ofmd fans in the crowd,,,,,
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I might have caught covid but all my tests are bad quality and keep coming out vague 😭💔
November 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I might have caught covid but all my tests are bad quality and keep coming out vague 😭💔
Thinking about the time I had an hour long argument with the science teacher at the school I worked at about whether or not the 6th graders need to know how photosynthesis works.
(I taught urban agriculture. They did, in fact, need to know. She kept saying they were too young to understand it.)
(I taught urban agriculture. They did, in fact, need to know. She kept saying they were too young to understand it.)
November 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Thinking about the time I had an hour long argument with the science teacher at the school I worked at about whether or not the 6th graders need to know how photosynthesis works.
(I taught urban agriculture. They did, in fact, need to know. She kept saying they were too young to understand it.)
(I taught urban agriculture. They did, in fact, need to know. She kept saying they were too young to understand it.)
Migraines are so funny I couldn't move/see and my head felt like it was being currently hit by a sledgehammer repeatedly and I had The Worst Tummy Ache but then I had one (1) energy drink and it's fine now
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Migraines are so funny I couldn't move/see and my head felt like it was being currently hit by a sledgehammer repeatedly and I had The Worst Tummy Ache but then I had one (1) energy drink and it's fine now
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Do you like sci-fi? Are you queer? Well, I've created a podcast just for you!!
Introducing Queer New Worlds - a weekly podcast looking at sci-fi TV, movies and videogames through queer eyes.
Watch on YouTube www.youtube.com/@QueerNewWor...
Listen on Spotify open.spotify.com/show/6VBAOVY...
Introducing Queer New Worlds - a weekly podcast looking at sci-fi TV, movies and videogames through queer eyes.
Watch on YouTube www.youtube.com/@QueerNewWor...
Listen on Spotify open.spotify.com/show/6VBAOVY...
November 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Do you like sci-fi? Are you queer? Well, I've created a podcast just for you!!
Introducing Queer New Worlds - a weekly podcast looking at sci-fi TV, movies and videogames through queer eyes.
Watch on YouTube www.youtube.com/@QueerNewWor...
Listen on Spotify open.spotify.com/show/6VBAOVY...
Introducing Queer New Worlds - a weekly podcast looking at sci-fi TV, movies and videogames through queer eyes.
Watch on YouTube www.youtube.com/@QueerNewWor...
Listen on Spotify open.spotify.com/show/6VBAOVY...
I can't believe I was just walking around with a csf leak as a teenager still playing rugby what was wrong with me and WHY did they let me play😭
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I can't believe I was just walking around with a csf leak as a teenager still playing rugby what was wrong with me and WHY did they let me play😭
Luna just stole my wheelchair 😭 she's too cute to move but I need to get stuff done todayyyy
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Luna just stole my wheelchair 😭 she's too cute to move but I need to get stuff done todayyyy
Three years ago today me and my fiance proposed to eachother during a drag show. I made us woven ribbon bracelets and he made us bead rings.
I still can't believe it's already been three yeara
(Maybe in another three we'll actually get to the wedding bit of it all)
This is sappy. I'm just happy.
I still can't believe it's already been three yeara
(Maybe in another three we'll actually get to the wedding bit of it all)
This is sappy. I'm just happy.
November 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Three years ago today me and my fiance proposed to eachother during a drag show. I made us woven ribbon bracelets and he made us bead rings.
I still can't believe it's already been three yeara
(Maybe in another three we'll actually get to the wedding bit of it all)
This is sappy. I'm just happy.
I still can't believe it's already been three yeara
(Maybe in another three we'll actually get to the wedding bit of it all)
This is sappy. I'm just happy.
Watching sweet tooth with my fiance, he's seeing it for the first time and keeps talking about the sexual tension between Johnny and Douglas and I'm just wincing. Cannot wait for him to find out 😭
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Watching sweet tooth with my fiance, he's seeing it for the first time and keeps talking about the sexual tension between Johnny and Douglas and I'm just wincing. Cannot wait for him to find out 😭
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This totally stemmed from a different conversation, but for some reason I was imagining Frankenstein's creature giving Guillermo del Toro uppies like a cat. 😭🤣💖💖💖💖✨️✨️✨️✨️
#frankenstein #gdt
(what's wrong with me LOL)
#frankenstein #gdt
(what's wrong with me LOL)
November 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This totally stemmed from a different conversation, but for some reason I was imagining Frankenstein's creature giving Guillermo del Toro uppies like a cat. 😭🤣💖💖💖💖✨️✨️✨️✨️
#frankenstein #gdt
(what's wrong with me LOL)
#frankenstein #gdt
(what's wrong with me LOL)
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🚨🚨 you saved my heart from the fate of ophelia 🚨🚨
i finally did it you'd better be nice!!
i finally did it you'd better be nice!!
November 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
🚨🚨 you saved my heart from the fate of ophelia 🚨🚨
i finally did it you'd better be nice!!
i finally did it you'd better be nice!!
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guess what? it’s that time of the year again 🙂↕️ (hallmark gentlebeard fanart season) 🎄✨
November 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
guess what? it’s that time of the year again 🙂↕️ (hallmark gentlebeard fanart season) 🎄✨
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My teeth hurt and I'm kinda delirious from the crazy strong antibiotics so I drew stede in a homemade jar snowglobe after being shaken around a bit what other babygirl should I Jar and shake around
November 15, 2025 at 7:36 AM
My teeth hurt and I'm kinda delirious from the crazy strong antibiotics so I drew stede in a homemade jar snowglobe after being shaken around a bit what other babygirl should I Jar and shake around
My teeth hurt and I'm kinda delirious from the crazy strong antibiotics so I drew stede in a homemade jar snowglobe after being shaken around a bit what other babygirl should I Jar and shake around
November 15, 2025 at 7:36 AM
My teeth hurt and I'm kinda delirious from the crazy strong antibiotics so I drew stede in a homemade jar snowglobe after being shaken around a bit what other babygirl should I Jar and shake around
Good teeth news: starting day 2 on antibiotics soon and I already got some major relief on my evil wisdom tooth
Bad tooth news: another wisdom tooth has decided to emerge right now, seemingly just to be rude
Weird tooth news: that would be my *fifth* wisdom tooth, which, yknow, should not exist???
Bad tooth news: another wisdom tooth has decided to emerge right now, seemingly just to be rude
Weird tooth news: that would be my *fifth* wisdom tooth, which, yknow, should not exist???
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Good teeth news: starting day 2 on antibiotics soon and I already got some major relief on my evil wisdom tooth
Bad tooth news: another wisdom tooth has decided to emerge right now, seemingly just to be rude
Weird tooth news: that would be my *fifth* wisdom tooth, which, yknow, should not exist???
Bad tooth news: another wisdom tooth has decided to emerge right now, seemingly just to be rude
Weird tooth news: that would be my *fifth* wisdom tooth, which, yknow, should not exist???