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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐
@crypxtkeeper.bsky.social
artist,writer, teacher(!) cryprid,druid & queer menace. not a person. Landback everywhere, fuck zios.
It/she/he/xe
18+
Here for gay pirates! (and maybe Frankenstein)
Just to be clear - I did not do anything illegal, just refused enlistment to the iof, and you get jailed for that, and the most upsetting thing to me at the time was that I'd miss an episode airing. Sigh. I was a WEIRD guy back then.
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
That sounds SO yummy....I might have to find a reason to make this
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Where did u get this bts image.... To me this is canon this happened
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I have a very clear memory of my mom making me join her when she was watching it but like halfway through season one she fully sat me down to have a very serious discussion about them being gay. Core memory tbh
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I always own one (1) pair of pants. Because the rest of my pants are always in the process of becoming more pants
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I literally have like 5 cut up pairs of jeans waiting to become brand new pairs of jeans in a bag under my desk. Unrelated but I have no jeans rn for some reason....
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I also never have enough pants. That's because I sometimes turn my pants into pants
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It'll probably be pants let's be real I always make pants
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Honestly I have this desperate urge to go and leave and take whatever I have and never come back but I won't because this, unfortunately, is my home, and I cannot leave until it's free, at least. I just hate winters here.
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Last time it was, actually, missiles here, an entire street just above ours was pretty much completely destroyed. I keep thinking of what we would do if it was, in fact, missiles this time again. And then I think about how my house flooded, and then about how my friends live in tents.
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Honestly I'd make a leather puppet but this is leather that's too high quality to NOT become pants or a jacket or something. I just can't decide what the something is 💔
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Doctors Vs doing their job 😭😭😭
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
you can always cut it way ahead of where you need it, try on, mark on your body, cut again and hem:) I mess around with my clothes a LOT so I get the apprehension 😭
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
You could seam rip it instead of cutting it off, if the seam sits nicely on your shoulder! That way if you mess it up you can literally just reattach the sleeve:)
November 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Literally just the babygirl
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
It is so so so hard to keep believing that we'll make it out alright and that when it ends we'll be able to rebuild but I have to believe because there's nothing else but that. I will never lose hope but man is it getting harder and harder to grasp it.
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Oh I remember the first time I watched that ending!! I was ugly crying like a toddler 😭😭😭
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Stede has insurance, and they're actively scamming him, AND he doesn't understand how it works until someone explains it to him. My babygirl
November 22, 2025 at 10:34 AM