Yankee42
@cryolab.tech
Probably already found a new hyper-focus. He/Him
⌨️ Devops Engineer | 💻 Tech Nerd | 🦇 Married to someone sexy
⌨️ Devops Engineer | 💻 Tech Nerd | 🦇 Married to someone sexy
You know that feeling when you're hungry, but you don't know HOW hungry until you smell food? That's what it was like meeting her 🖤
January 30, 2026 at 4:02 PM
You know that feeling when you're hungry, but you don't know HOW hungry until you smell food? That's what it was like meeting her 🖤
Over the last month, I started actually learning chess instead of just playing it and hit 1200 rapid rating yesterday. Why didn't I do this sooner?!
January 30, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Over the last month, I started actually learning chess instead of just playing it and hit 1200 rapid rating yesterday. Why didn't I do this sooner?!
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recorded a Windows 95 full disk defrag to soothe your timeline.
January 29, 2026 at 9:48 AM
recorded a Windows 95 full disk defrag to soothe your timeline.
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![Comic. Doing a task using a company or organization’s website: [flowchart] Go to website, try to log in → Did it work? → Yes → Try to do your task. → Did it work? Yes → Nice! Done! If logging in did not work → Spend hours troubleshooting account / login. If that works, go to Try to do your task. If no → Give up and call customer service. If spending hours troubleshooting doesn’t work, also give up and call customer service. After calling customer service: Hold message: “Did you know you could do all this more quickly and easily on our website? Just go to w-w-w dot…” → Throw phone and laptop into the sea.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiewqnkcrrc4tgla7j5skyz2djf3mrrvre3577c4xcgzurvq33bw4y@jpeg)
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The Vulcan middle finger is probably the "Live long and Prosper" gesture but with the back of your hand facing your target and it means "Perish quickly and Fail"
October 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The Vulcan middle finger is probably the "Live long and Prosper" gesture but with the back of your hand facing your target and it means "Perish quickly and Fail"
So tired I just tried to use my hotel room key to pay for breakfast.
October 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
So tired I just tried to use my hotel room key to pay for breakfast.
Live a life that makes no one celebrate your death.
September 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Live a life that makes no one celebrate your death.
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microdosing touching grass by looking at the default windows xp desktop wallpaper
July 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
microdosing touching grass by looking at the default windows xp desktop wallpaper
Every single hacker in the world is now racing to be the first to leak the Epstein List and/or video.
Pour one out for the DOJ and FBI blue teams.
Pour one out for the DOJ and FBI blue teams.
July 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Every single hacker in the world is now racing to be the first to leak the Epstein List and/or video.
Pour one out for the DOJ and FBI blue teams.
Pour one out for the DOJ and FBI blue teams.
Best thing I've made so far! A pair of hip pouches for my wife and her best friend for when they went to a ren faire.
#leathercraft #Handmade
#leathercraft #Handmade
June 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Best thing I've made so far! A pair of hip pouches for my wife and her best friend for when they went to a ren faire.
#leathercraft #Handmade
#leathercraft #Handmade
So my wife and I decided now was definitely not the right time to get a new kitten with everything we have going on. Anyway, this is Pippin.
May 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
So my wife and I decided now was definitely not the right time to get a new kitten with everything we have going on. Anyway, this is Pippin.
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feels like this was the music they should've used to announce him
May 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
feels like this was the music they should've used to announce him
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Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
May 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
It is impossible to listen to "Return of the Mack" and not think that you are, in fact, the Mack that is returning.
April 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It is impossible to listen to "Return of the Mack" and not think that you are, in fact, the Mack that is returning.
We really got rid of cable only to pay for each channel we cared about individually.
March 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
We really got rid of cable only to pay for each channel we cared about individually.
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“Omg I haven’t seen you in FOREVER”
I know, you’re annoying and I don’t enjoy your company
I know, you’re annoying and I don’t enjoy your company
March 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
“Omg I haven’t seen you in FOREVER”
I know, you’re annoying and I don’t enjoy your company
I know, you’re annoying and I don’t enjoy your company
Trump releasing the JFK files to try and distract from his lunacy:
a group of people standing next to each other in a room with the fx logo on the bottom right corner .
ALT: a group of people standing next to each other in a room with the fx logo on the bottom right corner .
media.tenor.com
March 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Trump releasing the JFK files to try and distract from his lunacy: