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Yankee42
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Probably already found a new hyper-focus. He/Him
⌨️ Devops Engineer | 💻 Tech Nerd | 🦇 Married to someone sexy
You know that feeling when you're hungry, but you don't know HOW hungry until you smell food? That's what it was like meeting her 🖤
January 30, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Over the last month, I started actually learning chess instead of just playing it and hit 1200 rapid rating yesterday. Why didn't I do this sooner?!
January 30, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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January 29, 2026 at 12:29 PM
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recorded a Windows 95 full disk defrag to soothe your timeline.
January 29, 2026 at 9:48 AM
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Website Task Flowchart

xkcd.com/3175/
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The Vulcan middle finger is probably the "Live long and Prosper" gesture but with the back of your hand facing your target and it means "Perish quickly and Fail"
October 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
So tired I just tried to use my hotel room key to pay for breakfast.
October 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Live a life that makes no one celebrate your death.
September 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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microdosing touching grass by looking at the default windows xp desktop wallpaper
July 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Every single hacker in the world is now racing to be the first to leak the Epstein List and/or video.

Pour one out for the DOJ and FBI blue teams.
July 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Best thing I've made so far! A pair of hip pouches for my wife and her best friend for when they went to a ren faire.
#leathercraft #Handmade
June 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Vim tip for today 🔥

When running a substitute command `:s`, you can use the `&` in the new string value to reuse the matched pattern.

#vim #neovim
April 29, 2025 at 8:17 AM
So my wife and I decided now was definitely not the right time to get a new kitten with everything we have going on. Anyway, this is Pippin.
May 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
That feeling a lot of Americans have about the new #Pope is a great example on why representation matters.
May 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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feels like this was the music they should've used to announce him
May 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.

They graded it.

Bwahahaha.
May 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
"Dream" Weaver just had a swagger Williams doesn't have. Dude throws like he knows they won't hit it. #Yankees
April 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I need to hear a good reason why Luke Weaver isn't the closer for the #Yankees.
April 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It is impossible to listen to "Return of the Mack" and not think that you are, in fact, the Mack that is returning.
April 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
#Yankees just having batting practice at this point. Ya love to see it.
March 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
We really got rid of cable only to pay for each channel we cared about individually.
March 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
We all got the same 24 hours. #hustle #GTA6
March 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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“Omg I haven’t seen you in FOREVER”

I know, you’re annoying and I don’t enjoy your company
March 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Trump releasing the JFK files to try and distract from his lunacy:
a group of people standing next to each other in a room with the fx logo on the bottom right corner .
ALT: a group of people standing next to each other in a room with the fx logo on the bottom right corner .
media.tenor.com
March 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM