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"....and I told Chuck, this just seems like a weird time to capitulate on everything, but then he said..."
November 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"
November 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Being awakened by a call from your boss, who's actually sitting in your office, looking directly at you
May 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
POV: You have inadvertently asked me a very casual question in passing, about a topic I'm currently fixated on
May 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
How your email finds me
May 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
At this point I'm waiting to hear that Nolan will be directing the long awaited sequel to Battlefield Earth
April 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Getting ready to go see if that chump Guy Smiley has my money
April 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
What the lady in the office down the hall sees when I hear the taco truck pulling into the parking lot
April 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I got that dawg in me
April 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Watching the lethal trap I set on the executive breakroom microwave like:
April 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
My Peaceful Lavender Fabric Softener getting ready to try and help me relax
April 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Me, right after I tell myself to Lock In and get some chores done
April 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
April 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The Tariffier
April 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I'm so tired of winning
April 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
"The jizz originally came from the bussy, sir"
April 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
How America sees itself
V.
How the rest of the world sees us
V.
Who we actually are
April 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
If this is supposed to be cautionary, it's not working
March 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Me at 2:49 am, as my brain decides to replay that time in seventh grade that I was supposed to carry the flag into the school assembly but instead tripped over level ground to give myself a black eye with the flagpole
March 31, 2025 at 12:43 PM
March 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Me in the police crackdown planning group chat
March 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
A soft, silky coat. Next question.
March 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is both technically incorrect and practically incorrect, I'm sorry this happened
March 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
March 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Me, very sure that people can't actually be this shitty to each other

Vs.

Me, realizing that I'm still an optimistic idiot
March 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM