andy, crump
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author, journalist, critic, & occasional token white guy; trying to do better.
words: Paste Magazine, JoySauce, The Daily Beast, Time, The A.V. Club, Salon, Cool Material, Pop Heist, and on it goes.
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words: Paste Magazine, JoySauce, The Daily Beast, Time, The A.V. Club, Salon, Cool Material, Pop Heist, and on it goes.
agcrump.wordpress.com
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Hello, 911? He’s back. Yeah, on his pony. Sticking feathers in his hat, calling it macaroni
February 25, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Hello, 911? He’s back. Yeah, on his pony. Sticking feathers in his hat, calling it macaroni
What little I've seen of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON is absolute dogwater, so imagine my surprise at finding A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS delightful. I'm well past done with this franchise's political vantage, and thus relieved at the shifts in perspective and tone. For @theplaylist.bsky.social:
‘A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms’ Review: Ser Duncan The Tall Brings Heart & Humor To Westeros In 'Game Of Thrones' Prequel
The latest 'Game of Thrones' spinoff, 'A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms,' is set 100 years before the original show is a fun delight.
theplaylist.net
January 15, 2026 at 2:31 AM
What little I've seen of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON is absolute dogwater, so imagine my surprise at finding A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS delightful. I'm well past done with this franchise's political vantage, and thus relieved at the shifts in perspective and tone. For @theplaylist.bsky.social:
I speak from experience: often all that it takes to send a guy like the braying train jackass packing is a few well-aimed curses. They're not used to being confronted by the public *in public*.
My husband was on the 2 train and a guy started braying about how Renee Good deserved to die and her "lesbian lover" did too. My husband got pissed and said, "You're absolutely disgusting." "Fuck you!" the guy said. "Fuck YOU!" my husband said. The guy left.
See? We just need to talk to each other.
See? We just need to talk to each other.
January 15, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I speak from experience: often all that it takes to send a guy like the braying train jackass packing is a few well-aimed curses. They're not used to being confronted by the public *in public*.
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hi #portfolioday 🌝
im anni jyn! i specialise in all things erotic and spooky, my books are always open for the fantastical and mystical ✨
🎨 : annijyn.com
💌 : [email protected]
im anni jyn! i specialise in all things erotic and spooky, my books are always open for the fantastical and mystical ✨
🎨 : annijyn.com
💌 : [email protected]
January 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
hi #portfolioday 🌝
im anni jyn! i specialise in all things erotic and spooky, my books are always open for the fantastical and mystical ✨
🎨 : annijyn.com
💌 : [email protected]
im anni jyn! i specialise in all things erotic and spooky, my books are always open for the fantastical and mystical ✨
🎨 : annijyn.com
💌 : [email protected]
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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Please, PLEASE. Read this thread.
just a reminder that we aren’t even seeing the worst of what is happening in Minneapolis from someone detailed at the Whipple Federal Building yesterday
January 13, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Please, PLEASE. Read this thread.
Ralph Fiennes, from this day until his expiration, should be contractually required to put on an outre and joyful dance number in every *and any* film he appears in, regardless of either genre or the scope of his role.
Anyway, I liked 28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE.
Anyway, I liked 28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE.
January 13, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Ralph Fiennes, from this day until his expiration, should be contractually required to put on an outre and joyful dance number in every *and any* film he appears in, regardless of either genre or the scope of his role.
Anyway, I liked 28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE.
Anyway, I liked 28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE.
The number of people on my “dead to me for swiping away green-lit assignments from me” list is growing, and honestly, I really don’t like it! You’ll know you’re on the list if you randomly feel a burdensome chill flow from your heart through your veins.
January 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
The number of people on my “dead to me for swiping away green-lit assignments from me” list is growing, and honestly, I really don’t like it! You’ll know you’re on the list if you randomly feel a burdensome chill flow from your heart through your veins.
Well I’ll be doggoned
Hawke and Brie lost to their non-human rival at this weekend's Astra Awards, in a category focused on horror movie performances. www.avclub.com/good-boy-dog...
Actual humans Ethan Hawke and Alison Brie beaten for acting award by the Good Boy dog
Actual humans Ethan Hawke and Alison Brie beaten for acting award by the Good Boy dog
www.avclub.com
January 10, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Well I’ll be doggoned
Boy do I regret knowing how to read
January 10, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Boy do I regret knowing how to read
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Yes, the U.S. government is fascist.
January 10, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Yes, the U.S. government is fascist.
What a nest of monsters we live in.
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 4:09 PM
What a nest of monsters we live in.
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
I didn't bring up her son once in our conversation, though I was tempted simply to say "congratulations"; even that felt tacky. Besides: she's working on a new film on the other side of the world and we had SALAAM BOMBAY! to talk about. So enjoy my interview with Mira Nair, for JoySauce!
Mira Nair takes a look back at her 1988 film, 'Salaam Bombay!'
The filmmaker's debut feature changed government policy on street children, and is her latest entry into the Criterion Collection.
joysauce.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I didn't bring up her son once in our conversation, though I was tempted simply to say "congratulations"; even that felt tacky. Besides: she's working on a new film on the other side of the world and we had SALAAM BOMBAY! to talk about. So enjoy my interview with Mira Nair, for JoySauce!
I just think The Rock is doing great, revealing work in THE SMASHING MACHINE and ought to be nominated for it, is that so wrong?
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I just think The Rock is doing great, revealing work in THE SMASHING MACHINE and ought to be nominated for it, is that so wrong?
Goal for 2026:
Write that book proposal I’ve sat on since mid-pandemic.
Write that book proposal I’ve sat on since mid-pandemic.
January 4, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Goal for 2026:
Write that book proposal I’ve sat on since mid-pandemic.
Write that book proposal I’ve sat on since mid-pandemic.
WE ARE STILL HERE: *****. A horror movie about the regional history of New England’s deeply insular rural pockets, and also about cinder-spackled ghosts ripping apart men’s rib cages. Profound!
January 4, 2026 at 2:06 PM
WE ARE STILL HERE: *****. A horror movie about the regional history of New England’s deeply insular rural pockets, and also about cinder-spackled ghosts ripping apart men’s rib cages. Profound!
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finally, we're living through precedented times
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 AM
finally, we're living through precedented times
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REMEMBER
Feliz Año Nuevo = Happy New Year
Feliz Ano Nuevo = Happy New Butthole
Feliz Año Nuevo = Happy New Year
Feliz Ano Nuevo = Happy New Butthole
December 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
REMEMBER
Feliz Año Nuevo = Happy New Year
Feliz Ano Nuevo = Happy New Butthole
Feliz Año Nuevo = Happy New Year
Feliz Ano Nuevo = Happy New Butthole
It’s still 2025, which means this list of the year’s best cinematography - which I had the pleasure of working on with @theplaylist.bsky.social - is still in date! A good year for lovely movies.
The Best Cinematography Of 2025
The Playlist’s picks for the best cinematography of 2025 celebrate bold visual authorship, from 'Train Dreams,' 'Weapons,' and 'Die My Love.'
theplaylist.net
December 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
It’s still 2025, which means this list of the year’s best cinematography - which I had the pleasure of working on with @theplaylist.bsky.social - is still in date! A good year for lovely movies.
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MARTY SUPREME: **. The closest Safdie will get to autobiography until he finishes growing up. At least the ping pong is exciting; it’d likewise delight me that the supporting cast runs circles around Chalamet, too, if it wasn’t so embarrassing to watch.
December 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
MARTY SUPREME: **. The closest Safdie will get to autobiography until he finishes growing up. At least the ping pong is exciting; it’d likewise delight me that the supporting cast runs circles around Chalamet, too, if it wasn’t so embarrassing to watch.
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Republicans summed up in one short clip.
December 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Republicans summed up in one short clip.