Maxine✨
@crissstalitooo.bsky.social
Relax it’s just jokes!
📍Midwest
🏳️🌈 Queer
♏️ Wholesome-ish
💍 Wife
😏 Flirt (Yes she knows)
📍Midwest
🏳️🌈 Queer
♏️ Wholesome-ish
💍 Wife
😏 Flirt (Yes she knows)
Pinned
Tell your pet’s name in a gif
January 23, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Tell your pet’s name in a gif
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Pre workout spliff is the secret ingredient for a good workout.
January 23, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Pre workout spliff is the secret ingredient for a good workout.
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I only can do post.
January 23, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I only can do post.
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Pre!
January 23, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Pre!
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I can’t wait to show off these summer gains 🙂↕️
January 23, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I can’t wait to show off these summer gains 🙂↕️
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Yeth
January 23, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Yeth
Yes I’m still here
Folded by Kehlani on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:58
music.apple.com
January 23, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Yes I’m still here
January 23, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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Here were the top songs on this day on the Billboard Hot 100 day in 1993:
1. "I Will Always Love You" - Whitney Houston
2. "If I Ever Fall In Love" - Shai
3. "In The Still Of The Nite" - Boyz II Men
4. "Rump Shaker" - Wreckx-N-Effect
5. "Saving Forever For You" - Shanice
musicchartsarchive.com
1. "I Will Always Love You" - Whitney Houston
2. "If I Ever Fall In Love" - Shai
3. "In The Still Of The Nite" - Boyz II Men
4. "Rump Shaker" - Wreckx-N-Effect
5. "Saving Forever For You" - Shanice
musicchartsarchive.com
January 23, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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Today’s workout was hard but I got it done.
January 23, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Today’s workout was hard but I got it done.
My trainer tried to kill me today 😭
January 23, 2026 at 5:54 PM
My trainer tried to kill me today 😭
Cali in August with evil twin
a man is sitting in the back seat of a car making a funny face .
ALT: a man is sitting in the back seat of a car making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Cali in August with evil twin
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I’m the type of woman that’s gone make you stand on every little thing you say to me
January 23, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I’m the type of woman that’s gone make you stand on every little thing you say to me
Kanye West or Twista
Who’s the best rapper from where you’re from?
Some might say Lil Wayne or Boosie and Webbie for me
Some might say Lil Wayne or Boosie and Webbie for me
January 23, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Kanye West or Twista
Of course not
Yall muted me didn’t yah
a cartoon of tom carrying a red bag
ALT: a cartoon of tom carrying a red bag
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Of course not
Me season in full effect
January 23, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Me season in full effect
Pomegranate seeds have been my new obsession.
January 23, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Pomegranate seeds have been my new obsession.
Today’s my Friday so I think I should have a drink
January 22, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Today’s my Friday so I think I should have a drink
Took a nap so I’m bout to be up all night
January 22, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Took a nap so I’m bout to be up all night
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How #YouPeople are shocked that black people wanna be away from your asses is just. . . lmaoooo
I know they say we overuse "narcissism," but maaaaan. . .
I know they say we overuse "narcissism," but maaaaan. . .
I... what the fuck.
January 22, 2026 at 10:29 PM
How #YouPeople are shocked that black people wanna be away from your asses is just. . . lmaoooo
I know they say we overuse "narcissism," but maaaaan. . .
I know they say we overuse "narcissism," but maaaaan. . .
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My most woke opinion is that integration was a mistake. The problem with Separate But Equal wasn't the Separate part, it was the Equal. Because all things being equal, we woulda been just fine without em
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
January 22, 2026 at 7:35 PM
My most woke opinion is that integration was a mistake. The problem with Separate But Equal wasn't the Separate part, it was the Equal. Because all things being equal, we woulda been just fine without em