Crinklepouch 🔜 Dead
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK.
I want my YouTube recap or whatever the fuck because I want to see how many thousands of hours I watched @redlettermedia.com this year. I was top 15% of viewers on my alternate account that I accidentally log into once in a while. A little scared.
December 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I want my YouTube recap or whatever the fuck because I want to see how many thousands of hours I watched @redlettermedia.com this year. I was top 15% of viewers on my alternate account that I accidentally log into once in a while. A little scared.
I finished a good amount of great games this year! (The ones with two dates are games I stayed up past midnight to finish)
Metroid Zero Mission 1/12
Dragon Quest III HD-2D 01/15
DKC Returns HD 01/19 100% 01/22
DKC Tropical Freeze 01/29 100% 02/11
Super Monkey Ball Banana Rumble 02/11
Metroid Zero Mission 1/12
Dragon Quest III HD-2D 01/15
DKC Returns HD 01/19 100% 01/22
DKC Tropical Freeze 01/29 100% 02/11
Super Monkey Ball Banana Rumble 02/11
December 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I finished a good amount of great games this year! (The ones with two dates are games I stayed up past midnight to finish)
Metroid Zero Mission 1/12
Dragon Quest III HD-2D 01/15
DKC Returns HD 01/19 100% 01/22
DKC Tropical Freeze 01/29 100% 02/11
Super Monkey Ball Banana Rumble 02/11
Metroid Zero Mission 1/12
Dragon Quest III HD-2D 01/15
DKC Returns HD 01/19 100% 01/22
DKC Tropical Freeze 01/29 100% 02/11
Super Monkey Ball Banana Rumble 02/11
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December 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Pretty sure I can fit *at a minimum* two more sleeps 'til Christmas, Kermit, don't tell me how to live my life
December 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Pretty sure I can fit *at a minimum* two more sleeps 'til Christmas, Kermit, don't tell me how to live my life
@monolithfiji.bsky.social Thanks for the UFO 50 recommendation! Velgress, Magic Garden, and Hyper Contender are my three favorites as of right now... Good stuff!
December 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
@monolithfiji.bsky.social Thanks for the UFO 50 recommendation! Velgress, Magic Garden, and Hyper Contender are my three favorites as of right now... Good stuff!
I had my mother wrap all of the gifts I bought this year so it looks like I actually respect the people I'm giving gifts to. I'm grateful for that!
December 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I had my mother wrap all of the gifts I bought this year so it looks like I actually respect the people I'm giving gifts to. I'm grateful for that!
I was thinking, and it turns out I don't give 2 shids, or a fard
December 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I was thinking, and it turns out I don't give 2 shids, or a fard
Merry Christmas! 🎄🎁⛄ (NSFW language)
Jez Forgets The Turkey - Peep Show
YouTube video by Peep Show
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Merry Christmas! 🎄🎁⛄ (NSFW language)
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Happy 38th Birthday MEGA MAN!!🩵💙
December 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Happy 38th Birthday MEGA MAN!!🩵💙
He told Karoline Leavitt it wasn't contagious
December 17, 2025 at 7:20 AM
He told Karoline Leavitt it wasn't contagious
My calculator app recap was embarrassing
December 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
My calculator app recap was embarrassing
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This is how he sees himself
December 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This is how he sees himself
@darrenkorb.bsky.social Writes bangers, I'm happy this was my #1 song
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
@darrenkorb.bsky.social Writes bangers, I'm happy this was my #1 song
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I have updated "i will strangle a horse" AGAIN!
Admittedly, this time was to fix a couple of typos, but if you've yet to play this, it's a comedy choose your own adventure where the goal is to strangle a horse. You will die a LOT
My first game! Real proud if it!
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Admittedly, this time was to fix a couple of typos, but if you've yet to play this, it's a comedy choose your own adventure where the goal is to strangle a horse. You will die a LOT
My first game! Real proud if it!
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE
A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job
brainmage.itch.io
December 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I have updated "i will strangle a horse" AGAIN!
Admittedly, this time was to fix a couple of typos, but if you've yet to play this, it's a comedy choose your own adventure where the goal is to strangle a horse. You will die a LOT
My first game! Real proud if it!
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Admittedly, this time was to fix a couple of typos, but if you've yet to play this, it's a comedy choose your own adventure where the goal is to strangle a horse. You will die a LOT
My first game! Real proud if it!
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
In 1997 I pronounced Valve (software) Val-vay because I had never heard anyone say the name
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
In 1997 I pronounced Valve (software) Val-vay because I had never heard anyone say the name
Pixie's doing well
December 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Pixie's doing well
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*It’s cold outside
*Friends gather for a meal together
*Everyone is thinking about a very special little baby
*An important visitor comes in through the ventilation system
Alien is a Christmas movie
*Friends gather for a meal together
*Everyone is thinking about a very special little baby
*An important visitor comes in through the ventilation system
Alien is a Christmas movie
December 10, 2024 at 10:00 PM
*It’s cold outside
*Friends gather for a meal together
*Everyone is thinking about a very special little baby
*An important visitor comes in through the ventilation system
Alien is a Christmas movie
*Friends gather for a meal together
*Everyone is thinking about a very special little baby
*An important visitor comes in through the ventilation system
Alien is a Christmas movie