Laura 🩸
@criminalbiscuit.bsky.social
💄: She/her. Queer. Disabled. Geriatric millennial. Aries sun, Greggs moon, Jigglypuff rising.
🫀: IWTV, TVL, Hannibal, RPDR (Denali Foxx hype woman; Katya devotee), Top Gun, F1, Pokemon, snake nerd. 🐍
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🔞 LGBTQIA+ friendly. No minors. Free Palestine. 🇵🇸
🫀: IWTV, TVL, Hannibal, RPDR (Denali Foxx hype woman; Katya devotee), Top Gun, F1, Pokemon, snake nerd. 🐍
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🔞 LGBTQIA+ friendly. No minors. Free Palestine. 🇵🇸
Mad at N**h S*****p for being an awful human, as his acting in ST5? The crying/panic attack scene was like something I lived myself about a month ago, and I can't imagine creating those sounds without the real attack. He killed it. Show is never gonna be perfect, but it remains my guilty pleasure.
November 28, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Mad at N**h S*****p for being an awful human, as his acting in ST5? The crying/panic attack scene was like something I lived myself about a month ago, and I can't imagine creating those sounds without the real attack. He killed it. Show is never gonna be perfect, but it remains my guilty pleasure.
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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when people are like "x media is good but the dialogue is overwrought" i'm like dude my favorite show is Hannibal where in the first episode one guy asks another guy "what do you see me as" and he responds "i think you are the mongoose i want under the house when the snakes slither by"
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
when people are like "x media is good but the dialogue is overwrought" i'm like dude my favorite show is Hannibal where in the first episode one guy asks another guy "what do you see me as" and he responds "i think you are the mongoose i want under the house when the snakes slither by"
@opaliteskies.swifties.social Hi hi! I can't sent photos via DM, annoyingly, but I just want you to know I got the snow globe today! I only opened it to check it wasn't broken for you. Here's some photos just to show you. 🩷✨ I'll DM you about payment/postage/exchanging details, if that's ok? ☺️
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
@opaliteskies.swifties.social Hi hi! I can't sent photos via DM, annoyingly, but I just want you to know I got the snow globe today! I only opened it to check it wasn't broken for you. Here's some photos just to show you. 🩷✨ I'll DM you about payment/postage/exchanging details, if that's ok? ☺️
i will finish talking about #wickedforgood soon but can we also give props to ethan slater for working his whole musical theatre boq-ussy into the 'i'll be heartless killing her!' scream-sung line because that was a horrifyingly good stand-out moment of the WHOLE film. actual goosebumps.
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
i will finish talking about #wickedforgood soon but can we also give props to ethan slater for working his whole musical theatre boq-ussy into the 'i'll be heartless killing her!' scream-sung line because that was a horrifyingly good stand-out moment of the WHOLE film. actual goosebumps.
i just found out that this scene was IMPROVISED because no-one called cut and these witches were just in the goddamn moment still acting and crying and resting against the door and i am not ok what in the doomed yuri #wickedforgood
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
i just found out that this scene was IMPROVISED because no-one called cut and these witches were just in the goddamn moment still acting and crying and resting against the door and i am not ok what in the doomed yuri #wickedforgood
thinking about THAT door scene in #wickedforgood again and now i'm
a woman in a pink dress is crying
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is crying
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November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
thinking about THAT door scene in #wickedforgood again and now i'm
i totally agree with critics about wicked: for good, in that the first half was slowwww and probably could have been paced better (but as they were adapting a weaker second half of the musical i can forgive it), but everything after 'as long as you're mine?' full on sobbing. glorious.
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
i totally agree with critics about wicked: for good, in that the first half was slowwww and probably could have been paced better (but as they were adapting a weaker second half of the musical i can forgive it), but everything after 'as long as you're mine?' full on sobbing. glorious.
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you asked chatgpt. i asked the vampire louis de pointe du lac. he spoke in purple prose for ten uninterrupted minutes and didn't directly answer the question.
November 16, 2025 at 10:57 AM
you asked chatgpt. i asked the vampire louis de pointe du lac. he spoke in purple prose for ten uninterrupted minutes and didn't directly answer the question.
i've been to the gp this week, as (despite living with chronic illness), i genuinely feel like my body is shutting down. it's like a virus but with no obvious cause and i feel like i'm losing my mind with how floored i am. i've been admitted to hospital feeling less bad than this, and i'm so scared.
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
i've been to the gp this week, as (despite living with chronic illness), i genuinely feel like my body is shutting down. it's like a virus but with no obvious cause and i feel like i'm losing my mind with how floored i am. i've been admitted to hospital feeling less bad than this, and i'm so scared.
i'm so freaked out. i don't feel like i've had a virus, but i literally can't stay awake. my blood sugars are fine, so i struggle to see how it's that. i can sleep for 12 hours, get up for 3, and then be falling asleep again. i'm taking vitamins, etc, but i have never had this before in my life. ☹️
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
i'm so freaked out. i don't feel like i've had a virus, but i literally can't stay awake. my blood sugars are fine, so i struggle to see how it's that. i can sleep for 12 hours, get up for 3, and then be falling asleep again. i'm taking vitamins, etc, but i have never had this before in my life. ☹️
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happy birthday to our drama queen! 👑
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
happy birthday to our drama queen! 👑
there needs to be a word for chronic illness folk, to avoid a boy cried wolf situation, for those of us who feel super bad most days, and then wake up and feel REALLY bad, to differentiate between no i'm just moaning about my body doing The Usual and wait no i see jesus coming and i am scared
November 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
there needs to be a word for chronic illness folk, to avoid a boy cried wolf situation, for those of us who feel super bad most days, and then wake up and feel REALLY bad, to differentiate between no i'm just moaning about my body doing The Usual and wait no i see jesus coming and i am scared
i'm so behind the times, but i've been really unwell, and so have been watching tv shows i've never seen. my queer heart just bawled through the last 5 minutes of the season finale of ahs: nyc. an absolutely excruciating, yet deeply beautiful elegy, to lives lost to hiv in the late 80's/early 90's.
October 30, 2025 at 5:07 AM
i'm so behind the times, but i've been really unwell, and so have been watching tv shows i've never seen. my queer heart just bawled through the last 5 minutes of the season finale of ahs: nyc. an absolutely excruciating, yet deeply beautiful elegy, to lives lost to hiv in the late 80's/early 90's.
this nails why queer people (me) are so drawn to monstrous stories/horror ft. problematic characters. rewatching iwtv atm and my god, it really is just the pinnacle of script-writing and acting and tv and WHERE ARE THE AWARDS i will die on this hill anyway i'm fine. queer monster stories forever. ❣️
Horror has long been a home for queerness. This essay explores how #InterviewWithTheVampire with its lush, complex storytelling, illuminates the line between desire and damnation and how horror becomes a metaphor for self-acceptance and liberation. #iwtv
🔗: www.autostraddle.com/i-love-being...
🔗: www.autostraddle.com/i-love-being...
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
this nails why queer people (me) are so drawn to monstrous stories/horror ft. problematic characters. rewatching iwtv atm and my god, it really is just the pinnacle of script-writing and acting and tv and WHERE ARE THE AWARDS i will die on this hill anyway i'm fine. queer monster stories forever. ❣️
Also, I feel like I should be proud of what finally sealed my promotion; putting medical cream in my eye this morning, for my autoimmune condition, and in doing so, slipping, scratching my own cornea, and injuring myself further. Only a truly exceptional servicewoman could achieve such heights. 🫡
Glad to report that I, a chronic illness veteran, have received promotion to Captain of the Struggle Bus Network. I have, somehow, achieved two frozen shoulders which won't heal, and got an autoimmune diagnosis in the space of a week. I take pride in my new post, and thank my body for its service.
October 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Also, I feel like I should be proud of what finally sealed my promotion; putting medical cream in my eye this morning, for my autoimmune condition, and in doing so, slipping, scratching my own cornea, and injuring myself further. Only a truly exceptional servicewoman could achieve such heights. 🫡
Glad to report that I, a chronic illness veteran, have received promotion to Captain of the Struggle Bus Network. I have, somehow, achieved two frozen shoulders which won't heal, and got an autoimmune diagnosis in the space of a week. I take pride in my new post, and thank my body for its service.
October 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Glad to report that I, a chronic illness veteran, have received promotion to Captain of the Struggle Bus Network. I have, somehow, achieved two frozen shoulders which won't heal, and got an autoimmune diagnosis in the space of a week. I take pride in my new post, and thank my body for its service.
Nothing prepared me for this. Just delete the word 'parody' from the dictionary, because we no longer have need of it.
Scroll down to the Major Events Timeline, and nothing will prepare you for what you'll see. I cannot believe it is real. www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
The White House Building
Every president since John Adams has occupied the White House, and the history of this building extends far beyond the construction of its walls. From the Ground Floor Corridor rooms, transformed from...
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October 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Nothing prepared me for this. Just delete the word 'parody' from the dictionary, because we no longer have need of it.
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"I hope you will listen to a certain overlooked and different voice within you. Because the human heart, even when it wants to die, quite often wants at the same time to eat some tteokbokki, too."
🖤Baek Se-hee, may you be surrounded by comfort and gentle peace.
🖤Baek Se-hee, may you be surrounded by comfort and gentle peace.
October 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
"I hope you will listen to a certain overlooked and different voice within you. Because the human heart, even when it wants to die, quite often wants at the same time to eat some tteokbokki, too."
🖤Baek Se-hee, may you be surrounded by comfort and gentle peace.
🖤Baek Se-hee, may you be surrounded by comfort and gentle peace.
medical q: has anyone in #spoonie gang been given penthrox in any sort of pain relieving setting before? i have huge problems with pain medication doing, well, anything, so i'm curious about how strong it felt/what you had done/if it worked. #chronicillness #disability
October 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
medical q: has anyone in #spoonie gang been given penthrox in any sort of pain relieving setting before? i have huge problems with pain medication doing, well, anything, so i'm curious about how strong it felt/what you had done/if it worked. #chronicillness #disability
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me when I wake up
October 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
me when I wake up
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
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Someone caught Sam Reid and Jacob Anderson's response to Armand being called "daddy," & that's canon Loustat to me. #iwtvamc #tvlamc #tvl #iwtv #jamreiderson
October 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Someone caught Sam Reid and Jacob Anderson's response to Armand being called "daddy," & that's canon Loustat to me. #iwtvamc #tvlamc #tvl #iwtv #jamreiderson
DM isn't even my ship, but I'm smitten with the way Eric describes this. He has such a way with words. Cue the broken toy Daniel fanart! I love it when little details like this make everyone so happy. #iwtv #tvl #thevampirelestat #nycc
Past Devil’s minion is so on, I’ll have to be sedated when it airs 😔
October 11, 2025 at 7:24 AM
DM isn't even my ship, but I'm smitten with the way Eric describes this. He has such a way with words. Cue the broken toy Daniel fanart! I love it when little details like this make everyone so happy. #iwtv #tvl #thevampirelestat #nycc