Laura 🩸
@criminalbiscuit.bsky.social
💄: She/her. Queer. Disabled. Geriatric millennial. Aries sun, Greggs moon, Jigglypuff rising.
🫀: IWTV, TVL, Hannibal, RPDR (Denali Foxx hype woman; Katya devotee), Top Gun, F1, Pokemon, snake nerd. 🐍
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🔞 LGBTQIA+ friendly. No minors. Free Palestine. 🇵🇸
🫀: IWTV, TVL, Hannibal, RPDR (Denali Foxx hype woman; Katya devotee), Top Gun, F1, Pokemon, snake nerd. 🐍
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🔞 LGBTQIA+ friendly. No minors. Free Palestine. 🇵🇸
(I still miss Eddie, though. 🫡)
November 28, 2025 at 7:55 AM
(I still miss Eddie, though. 🫡)
You're so welcome, sweetie. 🩷 You were the first person I found on here when I was searching for someone who missed out on it, so I like to think it was meant to be! Welcome home. 🥰✨
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
You're so welcome, sweetie. 🩷 You were the first person I found on here when I was searching for someone who missed out on it, so I like to think it was meant to be! Welcome home. 🥰✨
THIS IS NOT ME FYI FYI FYI PLEASE IGNORE IT THEY ARE TRYING TO SCAM YOU. for fuck's sake
November 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
THIS IS NOT ME FYI FYI FYI PLEASE IGNORE IT THEY ARE TRYING TO SCAM YOU. for fuck's sake
Yes, haha! 👋🏻 Once I had a duplicate, I searched for anyone in the UK who didn't have one, so it would be cheap for them. 🩷 Just happy to help! I'll add up the total price and DM you, if you're ok giving me your address. Do you have/are you happy with Paypal?
November 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Yes, haha! 👋🏻 Once I had a duplicate, I searched for anyone in the UK who didn't have one, so it would be cheap for them. 🩷 Just happy to help! I'll add up the total price and DM you, if you're ok giving me your address. Do you have/are you happy with Paypal?
Ok, last photo before I send you a DM! 😅 I can get the globe picked up tomorrow, and the cheapest postage is either of these. (It covers up to £75, in case of loss or damage.) It's just whether you want one or two day, bearing it might it's not a guarantee! Let me know. 🥰
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Ok, last photo before I send you a DM! 😅 I can get the globe picked up tomorrow, and the cheapest postage is either of these. (It covers up to £75, in case of loss or damage.) It's just whether you want one or two day, bearing it might it's not a guarantee! Let me know. 🥰
you're so welcome. happy to make a swiftie happy. it deserves to go to you. 🩷☺️
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
you're so welcome. happy to make a swiftie happy. it deserves to go to you. 🩷☺️
absolutely!! i hope that has cheered you! i will let you know when it arrives and we can work it out. 🩷✨
November 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
absolutely!! i hope that has cheered you! i will let you know when it arrives and we can work it out. 🩷✨
yes yes i am for real. 🙂 i saw how sad you were and couldn't keep it or resell. it felt wrong. 🩷 i can send you photos with your username in (or something like that) when it arrives just to double show i'm not messing around!
November 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
yes yes i am for real. 🙂 i saw how sad you were and couldn't keep it or resell. it felt wrong. 🩷 i can send you photos with your username in (or something like that) when it arrives just to double show i'm not messing around!
hello, sad swiftie. 🩷 i'd like to be your fairy godmother today, as i know what it feels like to miss out, and have it hurt. i (and my bestie) were both trying to get one for her, and ended up with two. if you're happy to cover postage, you can have it for retail price. happy early swiftmas. ✨
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
hello, sad swiftie. 🩷 i'd like to be your fairy godmother today, as i know what it feels like to miss out, and have it hurt. i (and my bestie) were both trying to get one for her, and ended up with two. if you're happy to cover postage, you can have it for retail price. happy early swiftmas. ✨