Michael Daniels
@credoabsurdum.bsky.social
Credo Quia Absurdem Est: I believe it because it's ridiculous or I believe it because it's impossible.
I believe in both, the ridiculous and the impossible.
I believe in both, the ridiculous and the impossible.
Breaking Future News:
With Oracle Deal, TikTok Reveals Its Latest Dance
The Danse Macabre Challenge!
With Oracle Deal, TikTok Reveals Its Latest Dance
The Danse Macabre Challenge!
December 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Breaking Future News:
With Oracle Deal, TikTok Reveals Its Latest Dance
The Danse Macabre Challenge!
With Oracle Deal, TikTok Reveals Its Latest Dance
The Danse Macabre Challenge!
Breaking Future News:
Putin To Send Message To U.S., Europe Over Ukraine Ambitions At End-Of-Year News Conference
Putin To Send Message To U.S., Europe Over Ukraine Ambitions At End-Of-Year News Conference
December 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Breaking Future News:
Putin To Send Message To U.S., Europe Over Ukraine Ambitions At End-Of-Year News Conference
Putin To Send Message To U.S., Europe Over Ukraine Ambitions At End-Of-Year News Conference
Yokai of the Day:
Amanozako--The 'Debate Me!' demoness, she's known for her hideous appearance and contrarian nature willing to take on anybody just to be peevish. She can even possess the smartest people and make them foolish.
yokai.com/amanozako/
Amanozako--The 'Debate Me!' demoness, she's known for her hideous appearance and contrarian nature willing to take on anybody just to be peevish. She can even possess the smartest people and make them foolish.
yokai.com/amanozako/
December 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Yokai of the Day:
Amanozako--The 'Debate Me!' demoness, she's known for her hideous appearance and contrarian nature willing to take on anybody just to be peevish. She can even possess the smartest people and make them foolish.
yokai.com/amanozako/
Amanozako--The 'Debate Me!' demoness, she's known for her hideous appearance and contrarian nature willing to take on anybody just to be peevish. She can even possess the smartest people and make them foolish.
yokai.com/amanozako/
I keep all research in the deep freeze
Vaccine regime must fall,
So tweet things on-line, put medicine down
So how can I lose when healthcare breaks down?
My life's just a troll for disease,
Waiting humanity's fall.
Vaccine regime must fall,
So tweet things on-line, put medicine down
So how can I lose when healthcare breaks down?
My life's just a troll for disease,
Waiting humanity's fall.
December 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I keep all research in the deep freeze
Vaccine regime must fall,
So tweet things on-line, put medicine down
So how can I lose when healthcare breaks down?
My life's just a troll for disease,
Waiting humanity's fall.
Vaccine regime must fall,
So tweet things on-line, put medicine down
So how can I lose when healthcare breaks down?
My life's just a troll for disease,
Waiting humanity's fall.
Hey, y'all prepare yourself for bipartisan man
You've never heard a hound like the bipartisan man
He's bound to lose control for the bipartisanship scams
Oh Lord, this dude is a piece of shite
Everything he does seems to be a sleight
You've never heard a hound like the bipartisan man
He's bound to lose control for the bipartisanship scams
Oh Lord, this dude is a piece of shite
Everything he does seems to be a sleight
December 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Hey, y'all prepare yourself for bipartisan man
You've never heard a hound like the bipartisan man
He's bound to lose control for the bipartisanship scams
Oh Lord, this dude is a piece of shite
Everything he does seems to be a sleight
You've never heard a hound like the bipartisan man
He's bound to lose control for the bipartisanship scams
Oh Lord, this dude is a piece of shite
Everything he does seems to be a sleight
And then, in an inkling, I heard on the hoof
The prancing of David Brooks, a little spoof.
On girls' body parts drawn, excerpts from a hellhound
Craving his stepdaughter, unveiling pedo playground.
The prancing of David Brooks, a little spoof.
On girls' body parts drawn, excerpts from a hellhound
Craving his stepdaughter, unveiling pedo playground.
December 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
And then, in an inkling, I heard on the hoof
The prancing of David Brooks, a little spoof.
On girls' body parts drawn, excerpts from a hellhound
Craving his stepdaughter, unveiling pedo playground.
The prancing of David Brooks, a little spoof.
On girls' body parts drawn, excerpts from a hellhound
Craving his stepdaughter, unveiling pedo playground.
Once again Henry Cueller voting against his own party on the War Powers Resolution for Venezuela which failed 213-211!
And those four useless Democratic idiots who couldn't even show up when we needed their votes!
They should be docked for not showing up for their work!
And those four useless Democratic idiots who couldn't even show up when we needed their votes!
They should be docked for not showing up for their work!
December 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Once again Henry Cueller voting against his own party on the War Powers Resolution for Venezuela which failed 213-211!
And those four useless Democratic idiots who couldn't even show up when we needed their votes!
They should be docked for not showing up for their work!
And those four useless Democratic idiots who couldn't even show up when we needed their votes!
They should be docked for not showing up for their work!
Yokai of the Day:
Iso onna--Vampires searching for prey among the rocky shores of Kyushu, they vary from beautiful women dripping wet to half-transparent figures to giants able to crush ships. On shore, they approach their victims, shriek and then drain them through their hair.
yokai.com/isoonna/
Iso onna--Vampires searching for prey among the rocky shores of Kyushu, they vary from beautiful women dripping wet to half-transparent figures to giants able to crush ships. On shore, they approach their victims, shriek and then drain them through their hair.
yokai.com/isoonna/
December 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Yokai of the Day:
Iso onna--Vampires searching for prey among the rocky shores of Kyushu, they vary from beautiful women dripping wet to half-transparent figures to giants able to crush ships. On shore, they approach their victims, shriek and then drain them through their hair.
yokai.com/isoonna/
Iso onna--Vampires searching for prey among the rocky shores of Kyushu, they vary from beautiful women dripping wet to half-transparent figures to giants able to crush ships. On shore, they approach their victims, shriek and then drain them through their hair.
yokai.com/isoonna/
No One Lies Forever by Adios Bongino
(to No One Lives Forever by Oingo Boingo)
You're blurry too much, you make yourself had
You can't change hate, but don't feel so rad
Annoy all while you can, you're just like a feather
Well, so quit champagning, loser, no one lies forever
(to No One Lives Forever by Oingo Boingo)
You're blurry too much, you make yourself had
You can't change hate, but don't feel so rad
Annoy all while you can, you're just like a feather
Well, so quit champagning, loser, no one lies forever
December 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
No One Lies Forever by Adios Bongino
(to No One Lives Forever by Oingo Boingo)
You're blurry too much, you make yourself had
You can't change hate, but don't feel so rad
Annoy all while you can, you're just like a feather
Well, so quit champagning, loser, no one lies forever
(to No One Lives Forever by Oingo Boingo)
You're blurry too much, you make yourself had
You can't change hate, but don't feel so rad
Annoy all while you can, you're just like a feather
Well, so quit champagning, loser, no one lies forever
Then, you blockaded Venezuela, oh dear!
Now you'll go to war and
You're insane
You probably think Epstein Files aren't about you
You're insane (you're insane)
I bet you think the files aren't about you
Don't you, don't you?
Now you'll go to war and
You're insane
You probably think Epstein Files aren't about you
You're insane (you're insane)
I bet you think the files aren't about you
Don't you, don't you?
December 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Then, you blockaded Venezuela, oh dear!
Now you'll go to war and
You're insane
You probably think Epstein Files aren't about you
You're insane (you're insane)
I bet you think the files aren't about you
Don't you, don't you?
Now you'll go to war and
You're insane
You probably think Epstein Files aren't about you
You're insane (you're insane)
I bet you think the files aren't about you
Don't you, don't you?
Death'll use his scythe, Nightmare,
Trump will deny, Nightmare
Until democracy is all over
You mustn't have a cow,
Rich should have known by now
Trump'd protect you for a fee,
Nightmare
Trump will deny, Nightmare
Until democracy is all over
You mustn't have a cow,
Rich should have known by now
Trump'd protect you for a fee,
Nightmare
December 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Death'll use his scythe, Nightmare,
Trump will deny, Nightmare
Until democracy is all over
You mustn't have a cow,
Rich should have known by now
Trump'd protect you for a fee,
Nightmare
Trump will deny, Nightmare
Until democracy is all over
You mustn't have a cow,
Rich should have known by now
Trump'd protect you for a fee,
Nightmare
Putin really needs to re-read his classics because The Big Bad Wolf ended up being eaten by the last little pig!
December 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Putin really needs to re-read his classics because The Big Bad Wolf ended up being eaten by the last little pig!
Honestly, though, they look more like these guys!
December 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Honestly, though, they look more like these guys!
Here's one! I love they had so little respect for JD Vance they cut him into half twice!
December 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Here's one! I love they had so little respect for JD Vance they cut him into half twice!
Someone needs to get all these photos and line them up like The Usual Suspects poster - or wait until 2029!
December 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Someone needs to get all these photos and line them up like The Usual Suspects poster - or wait until 2029!
Yokai of the Day:
Ouni--Although she looks like an ugly old hag covered in long black hair, she is quite benevolent to those who treat her well. When she comes upon your home deep in the woods, invite her in. Then she'll spin a lot of thread for you and then vanish.
yokai.com/ouni/
Ouni--Although she looks like an ugly old hag covered in long black hair, she is quite benevolent to those who treat her well. When she comes upon your home deep in the woods, invite her in. Then she'll spin a lot of thread for you and then vanish.
yokai.com/ouni/
December 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Yokai of the Day:
Ouni--Although she looks like an ugly old hag covered in long black hair, she is quite benevolent to those who treat her well. When she comes upon your home deep in the woods, invite her in. Then she'll spin a lot of thread for you and then vanish.
yokai.com/ouni/
Ouni--Although she looks like an ugly old hag covered in long black hair, she is quite benevolent to those who treat her well. When she comes upon your home deep in the woods, invite her in. Then she'll spin a lot of thread for you and then vanish.
yokai.com/ouni/
With your sad comments, my schemes
Are faded, soon you're a broke nobody
While God above, I look down and laugh
'Overdramatic tools, this cabal be'
Are faded, soon you're a broke nobody
While God above, I look down and laugh
'Overdramatic tools, this cabal be'
December 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
With your sad comments, my schemes
Are faded, soon you're a broke nobody
While God above, I look down and laugh
'Overdramatic tools, this cabal be'
Are faded, soon you're a broke nobody
While God above, I look down and laugh
'Overdramatic tools, this cabal be'
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December 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Yokai of the Day:
Nebutori--A supernatural illness that afflicts women who eat and then sleep immediately afterwards. They will expand massively overnight, so much they can't leave their rooms. As well, their snores will shake the house.
yokai.com/nebutori/
Nebutori--A supernatural illness that afflicts women who eat and then sleep immediately afterwards. They will expand massively overnight, so much they can't leave their rooms. As well, their snores will shake the house.
yokai.com/nebutori/
December 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Yokai of the Day:
Nebutori--A supernatural illness that afflicts women who eat and then sleep immediately afterwards. They will expand massively overnight, so much they can't leave their rooms. As well, their snores will shake the house.
yokai.com/nebutori/
Nebutori--A supernatural illness that afflicts women who eat and then sleep immediately afterwards. They will expand massively overnight, so much they can't leave their rooms. As well, their snores will shake the house.
yokai.com/nebutori/
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:
"Fink, crank, shtunk!"
idioms.thefreedictionary.com/shtunk
"Fink, crank, shtunk!"
idioms.thefreedictionary.com/shtunk
December 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:
"Fink, crank, shtunk!"
idioms.thefreedictionary.com/shtunk
"Fink, crank, shtunk!"
idioms.thefreedictionary.com/shtunk
Yokai of the Day:
Momonjii--This is the original Batman, arising from a long-lived bat becoming another creature entirely. This bestial old man wanders the wilds. Anyone who comes across it becomes suddenly sick. It loves assaulting misbehaving children.
yokai.com/momonjii/
Momonjii--This is the original Batman, arising from a long-lived bat becoming another creature entirely. This bestial old man wanders the wilds. Anyone who comes across it becomes suddenly sick. It loves assaulting misbehaving children.
yokai.com/momonjii/
December 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Yokai of the Day:
Momonjii--This is the original Batman, arising from a long-lived bat becoming another creature entirely. This bestial old man wanders the wilds. Anyone who comes across it becomes suddenly sick. It loves assaulting misbehaving children.
yokai.com/momonjii/
Momonjii--This is the original Batman, arising from a long-lived bat becoming another creature entirely. This bestial old man wanders the wilds. Anyone who comes across it becomes suddenly sick. It loves assaulting misbehaving children.
yokai.com/momonjii/
Hate and fear come to you,
And your trial downscale, too,
And deport you and send you to a place of drear,
And we'll send you to a place of drear.
And your trial downscale, too,
And deport you and send you to a place of drear,
And we'll send you to a place of drear.
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Hate and fear come to you,
And your trial downscale, too,
And deport you and send you to a place of drear,
And we'll send you to a place of drear.
And your trial downscale, too,
And deport you and send you to a place of drear,
And we'll send you to a place of drear.
Breaking Future News:
Trump Promises Everyone In The US Will Be As Healthy As Him
Trump Promises Everyone In The US Will Be As Healthy As Him
December 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Breaking Future News:
Trump Promises Everyone In The US Will Be As Healthy As Him
Trump Promises Everyone In The US Will Be As Healthy As Him
Trump: 'Fake news! Fake news. Everyone knows I say 'Yuuuuuge!'"
December 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Trump: 'Fake news! Fake news. Everyone knows I say 'Yuuuuuge!'"
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This man is the worst oppressed person in America.
He can't use the N-word, the C-word, the F-word, the R-word, half the alphabet-words!
And yet, N-words use the N-word all the time just like C-words, F-words and R-Words among themselves!
This man is the worst oppressed person in America.
He can't use the N-word, the C-word, the F-word, the R-word, half the alphabet-words!
And yet, N-words use the N-word all the time just like C-words, F-words and R-Words among themselves!
December 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Ad:
This man is the worst oppressed person in America.
He can't use the N-word, the C-word, the F-word, the R-word, half the alphabet-words!
And yet, N-words use the N-word all the time just like C-words, F-words and R-Words among themselves!
This man is the worst oppressed person in America.
He can't use the N-word, the C-word, the F-word, the R-word, half the alphabet-words!
And yet, N-words use the N-word all the time just like C-words, F-words and R-Words among themselves!