Michael Daniels
@credoabsurdum.bsky.social
Credo Quia Absurdem Est: I believe it because it's ridiculous or I believe it because it's impossible.
I believe in both, the ridiculous and the impossible.
I believe in both, the ridiculous and the impossible.
Early Xmas gift for everybody!
Love those inflated premium rates for the New Year, Mike!
Love those inflated premium rates for the New Year, Mike!
This has the votes to pass with bipartisan support, but Johnson is going to adjourn the House again to delay it as long as possible just like he did with Epstein.
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Early Xmas gift for everybody!
Love those inflated premium rates for the New Year, Mike!
Love those inflated premium rates for the New Year, Mike!
Nothing will change until the Democrats stop supporting their corrupt friends, whether Republican or other Democrats.
They love talking about no tolerance for us and our kids.
However, for themselves and their DC friends it is 'Live And Let Live Foreva'!
They love talking about no tolerance for us and our kids.
However, for themselves and their DC friends it is 'Live And Let Live Foreva'!
December 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Nothing will change until the Democrats stop supporting their corrupt friends, whether Republican or other Democrats.
They love talking about no tolerance for us and our kids.
However, for themselves and their DC friends it is 'Live And Let Live Foreva'!
They love talking about no tolerance for us and our kids.
However, for themselves and their DC friends it is 'Live And Let Live Foreva'!
Breaking Future News:
Putin Says Russia Will Take Ukraine By ‘Military Means’ If Talks Fail
--just like they have unsuccessfully tried to do so for years now!
Putin Says Russia Will Take Ukraine By ‘Military Means’ If Talks Fail
--just like they have unsuccessfully tried to do so for years now!
December 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Breaking Future News:
Putin Says Russia Will Take Ukraine By ‘Military Means’ If Talks Fail
--just like they have unsuccessfully tried to do so for years now!
Putin Says Russia Will Take Ukraine By ‘Military Means’ If Talks Fail
--just like they have unsuccessfully tried to do so for years now!
Yokai of the Day:
Iso onna--Vampires searching for prey among the rocky shores of Kyushu, they vary from beautiful women dripping wet to half-transparent figures to giants able to crush ships. On shore, they approach their victims, shriek and then drain them through their hair.
yokai.com/isoonna/
Iso onna--Vampires searching for prey among the rocky shores of Kyushu, they vary from beautiful women dripping wet to half-transparent figures to giants able to crush ships. On shore, they approach their victims, shriek and then drain them through their hair.
yokai.com/isoonna/
December 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Yokai of the Day:
Iso onna--Vampires searching for prey among the rocky shores of Kyushu, they vary from beautiful women dripping wet to half-transparent figures to giants able to crush ships. On shore, they approach their victims, shriek and then drain them through their hair.
yokai.com/isoonna/
Iso onna--Vampires searching for prey among the rocky shores of Kyushu, they vary from beautiful women dripping wet to half-transparent figures to giants able to crush ships. On shore, they approach their victims, shriek and then drain them through their hair.
yokai.com/isoonna/
No One Lies Forever by Adios Bongino
(to No One Lives Forever by Oingo Boingo)
You're blurry too much, you make yourself had
You can't change hate, but don't feel so rad
Annoy all while you can, you're just like a feather
Well, so quit champagning, loser, no one lies forever
(to No One Lives Forever by Oingo Boingo)
You're blurry too much, you make yourself had
You can't change hate, but don't feel so rad
Annoy all while you can, you're just like a feather
Well, so quit champagning, loser, no one lies forever
December 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
No One Lies Forever by Adios Bongino
(to No One Lives Forever by Oingo Boingo)
You're blurry too much, you make yourself had
You can't change hate, but don't feel so rad
Annoy all while you can, you're just like a feather
Well, so quit champagning, loser, no one lies forever
(to No One Lives Forever by Oingo Boingo)
You're blurry too much, you make yourself had
You can't change hate, but don't feel so rad
Annoy all while you can, you're just like a feather
Well, so quit champagning, loser, no one lies forever
There's only one reason the Republicans want to strip citizenship from foreign-born Americans:
-They don't have votes for any of their billionaire-based policies
So get rid of as many votes as possible until they meet that sweet spot of deluded poor Whites
Then, screw everyone save billionaires!
-They don't have votes for any of their billionaire-based policies
So get rid of as many votes as possible until they meet that sweet spot of deluded poor Whites
Then, screw everyone save billionaires!
December 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
There's only one reason the Republicans want to strip citizenship from foreign-born Americans:
-They don't have votes for any of their billionaire-based policies
So get rid of as many votes as possible until they meet that sweet spot of deluded poor Whites
Then, screw everyone save billionaires!
-They don't have votes for any of their billionaire-based policies
So get rid of as many votes as possible until they meet that sweet spot of deluded poor Whites
Then, screw everyone save billionaires!
Granny Godawful
December 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Granny Godawful
Trump Insults: Vegetables/Primates
Carrot Capuchin
Sweet Potato Bonobo
Golden Beet Gibbon
Popcorn Macaque
Chanterelle Chimpanzee
Pumpkin Primate
Butternut Baboon
Squash Squirrel Monkey
Turmeric Tamarin
Cayenne Colobus
Carrot Capuchin
Sweet Potato Bonobo
Golden Beet Gibbon
Popcorn Macaque
Chanterelle Chimpanzee
Pumpkin Primate
Butternut Baboon
Squash Squirrel Monkey
Turmeric Tamarin
Cayenne Colobus
December 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Trump Insults: Vegetables/Primates
Carrot Capuchin
Sweet Potato Bonobo
Golden Beet Gibbon
Popcorn Macaque
Chanterelle Chimpanzee
Pumpkin Primate
Butternut Baboon
Squash Squirrel Monkey
Turmeric Tamarin
Cayenne Colobus
Carrot Capuchin
Sweet Potato Bonobo
Golden Beet Gibbon
Popcorn Macaque
Chanterelle Chimpanzee
Pumpkin Primate
Butternut Baboon
Squash Squirrel Monkey
Turmeric Tamarin
Cayenne Colobus
Trump Insults: Fruit/Dictators
Orange Kai-shek
Papaya Pol Pot
Peach Putin
Mamey Sapote Marcos
Apricot Adolf
Nectarine Nero
Persimmon Bonaparte
Gac Mubarak
Orange Kai-shek
Papaya Pol Pot
Peach Putin
Mamey Sapote Marcos
Apricot Adolf
Nectarine Nero
Persimmon Bonaparte
Gac Mubarak
December 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Trump Insults: Fruit/Dictators
Orange Kai-shek
Papaya Pol Pot
Peach Putin
Mamey Sapote Marcos
Apricot Adolf
Nectarine Nero
Persimmon Bonaparte
Gac Mubarak
Orange Kai-shek
Papaya Pol Pot
Peach Putin
Mamey Sapote Marcos
Apricot Adolf
Nectarine Nero
Persimmon Bonaparte
Gac Mubarak
You're Insane
(to You're so Vain by Carly Simon)
You flattened the Caribbean like a fishing boat juggernaut
You killed all aboard and went back for seconds, guy
Your excuses were overwrought
You had your eye on poll nadir, these days your memory's shot
(to You're so Vain by Carly Simon)
You flattened the Caribbean like a fishing boat juggernaut
You killed all aboard and went back for seconds, guy
Your excuses were overwrought
You had your eye on poll nadir, these days your memory's shot
December 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
You're Insane
(to You're so Vain by Carly Simon)
You flattened the Caribbean like a fishing boat juggernaut
You killed all aboard and went back for seconds, guy
Your excuses were overwrought
You had your eye on poll nadir, these days your memory's shot
(to You're so Vain by Carly Simon)
You flattened the Caribbean like a fishing boat juggernaut
You killed all aboard and went back for seconds, guy
Your excuses were overwrought
You had your eye on poll nadir, these days your memory's shot
Nightmare
(to Mein Herr from Cabaret)
You have to understand the way it's sham,
Nightmare
Domineer is domineer, not whim-wham.
Nightmare
Trump'll always turn the exemplar to scam,
Nightmare
So we rue...
(to Mein Herr from Cabaret)
You have to understand the way it's sham,
Nightmare
Domineer is domineer, not whim-wham.
Nightmare
Trump'll always turn the exemplar to scam,
Nightmare
So we rue...
December 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Nightmare
(to Mein Herr from Cabaret)
You have to understand the way it's sham,
Nightmare
Domineer is domineer, not whim-wham.
Nightmare
Trump'll always turn the exemplar to scam,
Nightmare
So we rue...
(to Mein Herr from Cabaret)
You have to understand the way it's sham,
Nightmare
Domineer is domineer, not whim-wham.
Nightmare
Trump'll always turn the exemplar to scam,
Nightmare
So we rue...
'Tis One Night Before Release (Part 3)
With a little old shiver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be great ick.
More rapid than eagles the pedophiles came,
The files whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
With a little old shiver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be great ick.
More rapid than eagles the pedophiles came,
The files whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
December 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
'Tis One Night Before Release (Part 3)
With a little old shiver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be great ick.
More rapid than eagles the pedophiles came,
The files whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
With a little old shiver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be great ick.
More rapid than eagles the pedophiles came,
The files whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
Putin really needs to re-read his classics because The Big Bad Wolf ended up being eaten by the last little pig!
December 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Putin really needs to re-read his classics because The Big Bad Wolf ended up being eaten by the last little pig!
Reporters: 'Can you tell us why you'd end medical studies and close down scientific institutions?'
Trump: 'There's only one truth out there. Mine. Anything else is a waste of money. Mine.'
Trump: 'There's only one truth out there. Mine. Anything else is a waste of money. Mine.'
December 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Reporters: 'Can you tell us why you'd end medical studies and close down scientific institutions?'
Trump: 'There's only one truth out there. Mine. Anything else is a waste of money. Mine.'
Trump: 'There's only one truth out there. Mine. Anything else is a waste of money. Mine.'
What is it about AI that makes the management class lose their fucking minds?
No, AI will not replace your workers!
Your product will look like it was written by a second grader copied from a Qanon site!
No, AI will not replace your workers!
Your product will look like it was written by a second grader copied from a Qanon site!
1/ At bargaining yesterday, @propublica.org management said that they should have 100% discretion to replace workers with AI and would not commit to labeling future AI-generated content.
December 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
What is it about AI that makes the management class lose their fucking minds?
No, AI will not replace your workers!
Your product will look like it was written by a second grader copied from a Qanon site!
No, AI will not replace your workers!
Your product will look like it was written by a second grader copied from a Qanon site!
Mike Johnson: "It's not the House anymore. It's the Timeshare."
REPORTER: “Have you lost control of the House?”
SPEAKER MIKE JOHNSON: “I have not lost control of the House.”
SPEAKER MIKE JOHNSON: “I have not lost control of the House.”
December 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Mike Johnson: "It's not the House anymore. It's the Timeshare."
I pity the custodians who have to pry all this shit off the walls and the garbage men who have to haul it away!
White House adds plaques below Biden and Obama portraits, calling them ‘the worst President in American history’ and ‘divisive’
White House adds insulting plaques below Biden and Obama portraits
www.independent.co.uk
December 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I pity the custodians who have to pry all this shit off the walls and the garbage men who have to haul it away!
Someone needs to get all these photos and line them up like The Usual Suspects poster - or wait until 2029!
December 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Someone needs to get all these photos and line them up like The Usual Suspects poster - or wait until 2029!
To be read on Trump's death day:
"Some people say we shouldn't speak badly of the dead, so I'll say this, 'Trump is dead. Good.'"
"Some people say we shouldn't speak badly of the dead, so I'll say this, 'Trump is dead. Good.'"
December 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
To be read on Trump's death day:
"Some people say we shouldn't speak badly of the dead, so I'll say this, 'Trump is dead. Good.'"
"Some people say we shouldn't speak badly of the dead, so I'll say this, 'Trump is dead. Good.'"
Monroe Doctrine: 'Any intervention by foreign powers in the political affairs of the Western Hemisphere would be viewed as a hostile act against the United States.'
Trump Doctrine: 'All your base are belong to us.'
--'...and oil and land and...'
Trump Doctrine: 'All your base are belong to us.'
--'...and oil and land and...'
December 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Monroe Doctrine: 'Any intervention by foreign powers in the political affairs of the Western Hemisphere would be viewed as a hostile act against the United States.'
Trump Doctrine: 'All your base are belong to us.'
--'...and oil and land and...'
Trump Doctrine: 'All your base are belong to us.'
--'...and oil and land and...'
“Sometimes I am a conspiracy theorist, but I only believe in the conspiracy theories that are true,” Vance told the audience
--
Reporters: 'How do you know if it's true?'
Vance: 'Vibes.'
www.salon.com/2025/12/16/v...
--
Reporters: 'How do you know if it's true?'
Vance: 'Vibes.'
www.salon.com/2025/12/16/v...
Vance responds to Wiles' claim he's a "conspiracy theorist" - Salon.com
The vice president said he only believes in conspiracy theories that are true.
www.salon.com
December 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
“Sometimes I am a conspiracy theorist, but I only believe in the conspiracy theories that are true,” Vance told the audience
--
Reporters: 'How do you know if it's true?'
Vance: 'Vibes.'
www.salon.com/2025/12/16/v...
--
Reporters: 'How do you know if it's true?'
Vance: 'Vibes.'
www.salon.com/2025/12/16/v...
One down, one to go!
Break up these mega-corporations. Don't merge them!
www.axios.com/2025/12/16/k...
Break up these mega-corporations. Don't merge them!
www.axios.com/2025/12/16/k...
Jared Kushner's firm backs out of Paramount's Warner Bros. bid
The newsThe Warner Bros. board is expected to announce that it plans to reject Paramount's $30-a-share all-cash offer for the company.
www.axios.com
December 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
One down, one to go!
Break up these mega-corporations. Don't merge them!
www.axios.com/2025/12/16/k...
Break up these mega-corporations. Don't merge them!
www.axios.com/2025/12/16/k...
Breaking Future News:
Trump Says Ukraine Peace Deal Is 'Closer Than Ever'
--closer like Achilles to Zeno's tortoise!
Trump Says Ukraine Peace Deal Is 'Closer Than Ever'
--closer like Achilles to Zeno's tortoise!
December 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Breaking Future News:
Trump Says Ukraine Peace Deal Is 'Closer Than Ever'
--closer like Achilles to Zeno's tortoise!
Trump Says Ukraine Peace Deal Is 'Closer Than Ever'
--closer like Achilles to Zeno's tortoise!
Yokai of the Day:
Ouni--Although she looks like an ugly old hag covered in long black hair, she is quite benevolent to those who treat her well. When she comes upon your home deep in the woods, invite her in. Then she'll spin a lot of thread for you and then vanish.
yokai.com/ouni/
Ouni--Although she looks like an ugly old hag covered in long black hair, she is quite benevolent to those who treat her well. When she comes upon your home deep in the woods, invite her in. Then she'll spin a lot of thread for you and then vanish.
yokai.com/ouni/
December 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Yokai of the Day:
Ouni--Although she looks like an ugly old hag covered in long black hair, she is quite benevolent to those who treat her well. When she comes upon your home deep in the woods, invite her in. Then she'll spin a lot of thread for you and then vanish.
yokai.com/ouni/
Ouni--Although she looks like an ugly old hag covered in long black hair, she is quite benevolent to those who treat her well. When she comes upon your home deep in the woods, invite her in. Then she'll spin a lot of thread for you and then vanish.
yokai.com/ouni/
'Tis Two Nights Before Release (Part 2)
When out on the server, Methinks not ex-Twitter,
There arises trends of quite different matters.
Away to the shootings I fly in a flash,
Tear through all the stories of Rob Reiner's slash.
When out on the server, Methinks not ex-Twitter,
There arises trends of quite different matters.
Away to the shootings I fly in a flash,
Tear through all the stories of Rob Reiner's slash.
December 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
'Tis Two Nights Before Release (Part 2)
When out on the server, Methinks not ex-Twitter,
There arises trends of quite different matters.
Away to the shootings I fly in a flash,
Tear through all the stories of Rob Reiner's slash.
When out on the server, Methinks not ex-Twitter,
There arises trends of quite different matters.
Away to the shootings I fly in a flash,
Tear through all the stories of Rob Reiner's slash.