Michael Daniels
@credoabsurdum.bsky.social
Credo Quia Absurdem Est: I believe it because it's ridiculous or I believe it because it's impossible.
I believe in both, the ridiculous and the impossible.
I believe in both, the ridiculous and the impossible.
Breaking Future News:
With Oracle Deal, TikTok Reveals Its Latest Dance
The Danse Macabre Challenge!
With Oracle Deal, TikTok Reveals Its Latest Dance
The Danse Macabre Challenge!
December 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Breaking Future News:
With Oracle Deal, TikTok Reveals Its Latest Dance
The Danse Macabre Challenge!
With Oracle Deal, TikTok Reveals Its Latest Dance
The Danse Macabre Challenge!
Breaking Future News:
Putin To Send Message To U.S., Europe Over Ukraine Ambitions At End-Of-Year News Conference
Putin To Send Message To U.S., Europe Over Ukraine Ambitions At End-Of-Year News Conference
December 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Breaking Future News:
Putin To Send Message To U.S., Europe Over Ukraine Ambitions At End-Of-Year News Conference
Putin To Send Message To U.S., Europe Over Ukraine Ambitions At End-Of-Year News Conference
Yokai of the Day:
Amanozako--The 'Debate Me!' demoness, she's known for her hideous appearance and contrarian nature willing to take on anybody just to be peevish. She can even possess the smartest people and make them foolish.
yokai.com/amanozako/
Amanozako--The 'Debate Me!' demoness, she's known for her hideous appearance and contrarian nature willing to take on anybody just to be peevish. She can even possess the smartest people and make them foolish.
yokai.com/amanozako/
December 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Yokai of the Day:
Amanozako--The 'Debate Me!' demoness, she's known for her hideous appearance and contrarian nature willing to take on anybody just to be peevish. She can even possess the smartest people and make them foolish.
yokai.com/amanozako/
Amanozako--The 'Debate Me!' demoness, she's known for her hideous appearance and contrarian nature willing to take on anybody just to be peevish. She can even possess the smartest people and make them foolish.
yokai.com/amanozako/
I won't believe any Democrat until they promise not only to invalidate all these mergers but also break up every mega corporation in the US!
December 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I won't believe any Democrat until they promise not only to invalidate all these mergers but also break up every mega corporation in the US!
Ad:
The Trump Center For The Performing Arts has a new title to reflect its true mission:
The Trump-Kim Jong Un Center
The Trump Center For The Performing Arts has a new title to reflect its true mission:
The Trump-Kim Jong Un Center
December 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Ad:
The Trump Center For The Performing Arts has a new title to reflect its true mission:
The Trump-Kim Jong Un Center
The Trump Center For The Performing Arts has a new title to reflect its true mission:
The Trump-Kim Jong Un Center
Ad:
Tune in for Bari Weiss in
King's Prats Natter
on CBS (Cock & Balls Snipped)
Tune in for Bari Weiss in
King's Prats Natter
on CBS (Cock & Balls Snipped)
December 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Ad:
Tune in for Bari Weiss in
King's Prats Natter
on CBS (Cock & Balls Snipped)
Tune in for Bari Weiss in
King's Prats Natter
on CBS (Cock & Balls Snipped)
Great! Exchanging fear of Chinese control for real Emirati control!
Plus Larry Ellison, Marc Andreessen and other billionaires who will just use this as another way to control us.
Plus Larry Ellison, Marc Andreessen and other billionaires who will just use this as another way to control us.
The US TikTok sale has been signed. The company will be controlled by a joint venture including Oracle, Silver Lake, Andreessen Horowitz, Abu Dhabi-based MGX. Adding a UAE company really makes it clear that this was never about national security concerns.
www.axios.com/2025/12/18/t...
www.axios.com/2025/12/18/t...
Scoop: TikTok signs deal for sale of U.S. unit after yearslong saga
The deal would end a yearslong saga to force TikTok's Chinese parent ByteDance to sell the company's U.S. operation.
www.axios.com
December 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Great! Exchanging fear of Chinese control for real Emirati control!
Plus Larry Ellison, Marc Andreessen and other billionaires who will just use this as another way to control us.
Plus Larry Ellison, Marc Andreessen and other billionaires who will just use this as another way to control us.
Trump will always be a two-bit hood no matter how much money he steals!
December 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Trump will always be a two-bit hood no matter how much money he steals!
RFK, Jr.: We need to protect the children!
Children: ...but you've cancelled research, laid off scientists, disorganized the vaccine schedule, discredited the Hepatitis B vaccine for infants, not allowed us to be the gender we need to be...
RFK, Jr.: Children must be seen, not heard!
Children: ...but you've cancelled research, laid off scientists, disorganized the vaccine schedule, discredited the Hepatitis B vaccine for infants, not allowed us to be the gender we need to be...
RFK, Jr.: Children must be seen, not heard!
December 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
RFK, Jr.: We need to protect the children!
Children: ...but you've cancelled research, laid off scientists, disorganized the vaccine schedule, discredited the Hepatitis B vaccine for infants, not allowed us to be the gender we need to be...
RFK, Jr.: Children must be seen, not heard!
Children: ...but you've cancelled research, laid off scientists, disorganized the vaccine schedule, discredited the Hepatitis B vaccine for infants, not allowed us to be the gender we need to be...
RFK, Jr.: Children must be seen, not heard!
The mind-shift needed here is to acknowledge that while lung cancer is real and harmful, the utility of cigarettes is not something the tobacco industry tricked the public into!
Such a useful trick!
You can use it for AI tricking kids into suicide, McDonald's encouraging bad eating habits, etc.!
Such a useful trick!
You can use it for AI tricking kids into suicide, McDonald's encouraging bad eating habits, etc.!
“The mind-set shift needed here is to acknowledge that while climate change is real and harmful, the utility of fossil fuels is not something the oil and gas industry tricked the public into,” Matthew Yglesias writes.
Opinion | Obama Supported It. The Left in Canada and Norway Do. Why Don’t Democrats?
Liberals should reconcile with America’s oil and gas industry.
nyti.ms
December 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The mind-shift needed here is to acknowledge that while lung cancer is real and harmful, the utility of cigarettes is not something the tobacco industry tricked the public into!
Such a useful trick!
You can use it for AI tricking kids into suicide, McDonald's encouraging bad eating habits, etc.!
Such a useful trick!
You can use it for AI tricking kids into suicide, McDonald's encouraging bad eating habits, etc.!
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. Sings!
My Life's a Troll For Disease
(to Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries by George Gershwin)
My life's just a troll for disease.
I take it with bias; acting phony pious.
It works, they cave, a line to toe,
But I go with the snow when I go, go, go.
My Life's a Troll For Disease
(to Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries by George Gershwin)
My life's just a troll for disease.
I take it with bias; acting phony pious.
It works, they cave, a line to toe,
But I go with the snow when I go, go, go.
December 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. Sings!
My Life's a Troll For Disease
(to Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries by George Gershwin)
My life's just a troll for disease.
I take it with bias; acting phony pious.
It works, they cave, a line to toe,
But I go with the snow when I go, go, go.
My Life's a Troll For Disease
(to Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries by George Gershwin)
My life's just a troll for disease.
I take it with bias; acting phony pious.
It works, they cave, a line to toe,
But I go with the snow when I go, go, go.
Bipartisan Man
(to Rubberband Man by The Spinners)
He'll call the left's plans insane, he's the worst of rats
Always votes to give more money to the weapon merchants
He can see, he'll get a fat job next election comes round
Guaranteed to blow his rep so high, he won't come down, no
(to Rubberband Man by The Spinners)
He'll call the left's plans insane, he's the worst of rats
Always votes to give more money to the weapon merchants
He can see, he'll get a fat job next election comes round
Guaranteed to blow his rep so high, he won't come down, no
December 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Bipartisan Man
(to Rubberband Man by The Spinners)
He'll call the left's plans insane, he's the worst of rats
Always votes to give more money to the weapon merchants
He can see, he'll get a fat job next election comes round
Guaranteed to blow his rep so high, he won't come down, no
(to Rubberband Man by The Spinners)
He'll call the left's plans insane, he's the worst of rats
Always votes to give more money to the weapon merchants
He can see, he'll get a fat job next election comes round
Guaranteed to blow his rep so high, he won't come down, no
Intercepted from the White House:
Susie,
The President wants to emphasize that the newly re-named Trump-Kennedy Center will only burnish the Kennedy name as it is now paired with an immortal force of the universe.
Susie,
The President wants to emphasize that the newly re-named Trump-Kennedy Center will only burnish the Kennedy name as it is now paired with an immortal force of the universe.
December 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Intercepted from the White House:
Susie,
The President wants to emphasize that the newly re-named Trump-Kennedy Center will only burnish the Kennedy name as it is now paired with an immortal force of the universe.
Susie,
The President wants to emphasize that the newly re-named Trump-Kennedy Center will only burnish the Kennedy name as it is now paired with an immortal force of the universe.
'Tis The Night Before Release (Part 4)
As we wave Obamacare subsidies goodbye,
When we see Kennedy Center named for that guy,
Seventy photos from the Congress just flew,
With scenes of Jeff's best pals, and that bag of gas, too.
As we wave Obamacare subsidies goodbye,
When we see Kennedy Center named for that guy,
Seventy photos from the Congress just flew,
With scenes of Jeff's best pals, and that bag of gas, too.
December 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
'Tis The Night Before Release (Part 4)
As we wave Obamacare subsidies goodbye,
When we see Kennedy Center named for that guy,
Seventy photos from the Congress just flew,
With scenes of Jeff's best pals, and that bag of gas, too.
As we wave Obamacare subsidies goodbye,
When we see Kennedy Center named for that guy,
Seventy photos from the Congress just flew,
With scenes of Jeff's best pals, and that bag of gas, too.
The old conman taking money from his victim's pockets and giving it to them!
So… he’s giving them their own money?
Where’s the tariff money?
Where’s the tariff money?
December 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The old conman taking money from his victim's pockets and giving it to them!
Bari Weiss so wants to be the Oprah of the 2020's!
CNN has a show with a similar line. That the problem with this country is we just aren’t talking to each other.
It’s the kind of diagnosis that a toddler would land on.
It’s the kind of diagnosis that a toddler would land on.
December 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Bari Weiss so wants to be the Oprah of the 2020's!
I will believe his utopian world b.s. the moment I see everyone in the world receiving a check for $72.40 and Elon walking around in sackcloth!
Elon Musk’s net worth has now surpassed $600 billion, just weeks after Tesla approved his 10-year, $1 trillion pay package.
That could amount to $100 billion per year — more than 1.4 million elementary school teachers’ paychecks combined.
Still wondering if inequality is out of control?
That could amount to $100 billion per year — more than 1.4 million elementary school teachers’ paychecks combined.
Still wondering if inequality is out of control?
December 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I will believe his utopian world b.s. the moment I see everyone in the world receiving a check for $72.40 and Elon walking around in sackcloth!
Breaking Future News:
Kennedy Spinning In Grave Promises Future Energy Source
Kennedy Spinning In Grave Promises Future Energy Source
December 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Breaking Future News:
Kennedy Spinning In Grave Promises Future Energy Source
Kennedy Spinning In Grave Promises Future Energy Source
There's no word if the $1776 Xmas bonuses Trump promised soldiers are ever legal.
The tariffs are not a slush fund he can use to bribe anyone at anytime!
Plus the tariffs come from our own money!
The tariffs are not a slush fund he can use to bribe anyone at anytime!
Plus the tariffs come from our own money!
December 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
There's no word if the $1776 Xmas bonuses Trump promised soldiers are ever legal.
The tariffs are not a slush fund he can use to bribe anyone at anytime!
Plus the tariffs come from our own money!
The tariffs are not a slush fund he can use to bribe anyone at anytime!
Plus the tariffs come from our own money!
Once again Henry Cueller voting against his own party on the War Powers Resolution for Venezuela which failed 213-211!
And those four useless Democratic idiots who couldn't even show up when we needed their votes!
They should be docked for not showing up for their work!
And those four useless Democratic idiots who couldn't even show up when we needed their votes!
They should be docked for not showing up for their work!
December 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Once again Henry Cueller voting against his own party on the War Powers Resolution for Venezuela which failed 213-211!
And those four useless Democratic idiots who couldn't even show up when we needed their votes!
They should be docked for not showing up for their work!
And those four useless Democratic idiots who couldn't even show up when we needed their votes!
They should be docked for not showing up for their work!
Primary these guys. They have no reason to be supported by any Democrat!
Henry Cuellar, Don Davis, and Vicente Gonzalez joined Republicans in voting to criminalize trans health care.
The bill passed only 216 to 214.
4 Republicans voted no. If they did too, it would have failed.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2025/rol...
The bill passed only 216 to 214.
4 Republicans voted no. If they did too, it would have failed.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2025/rol...
clerk.house.gov
December 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Primary these guys. They have no reason to be supported by any Democrat!
Early Xmas gift for everybody!
Love those inflated premium rates for the New Year, Mike!
Love those inflated premium rates for the New Year, Mike!
This has the votes to pass with bipartisan support, but Johnson is going to adjourn the House again to delay it as long as possible just like he did with Epstein.
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Early Xmas gift for everybody!
Love those inflated premium rates for the New Year, Mike!
Love those inflated premium rates for the New Year, Mike!
Nothing will change until the Democrats stop supporting their corrupt friends, whether Republican or other Democrats.
They love talking about no tolerance for us and our kids.
However, for themselves and their DC friends it is 'Live And Let Live Foreva'!
They love talking about no tolerance for us and our kids.
However, for themselves and their DC friends it is 'Live And Let Live Foreva'!
December 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Nothing will change until the Democrats stop supporting their corrupt friends, whether Republican or other Democrats.
They love talking about no tolerance for us and our kids.
However, for themselves and their DC friends it is 'Live And Let Live Foreva'!
They love talking about no tolerance for us and our kids.
However, for themselves and their DC friends it is 'Live And Let Live Foreva'!
Breaking Future News:
Putin Says Russia Will Take Ukraine By ‘Military Means’ If Talks Fail
--just like they have unsuccessfully tried to do so for years now!
Putin Says Russia Will Take Ukraine By ‘Military Means’ If Talks Fail
--just like they have unsuccessfully tried to do so for years now!
December 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Breaking Future News:
Putin Says Russia Will Take Ukraine By ‘Military Means’ If Talks Fail
--just like they have unsuccessfully tried to do so for years now!
Putin Says Russia Will Take Ukraine By ‘Military Means’ If Talks Fail
--just like they have unsuccessfully tried to do so for years now!