Dick Whitman
@creamygoodness.bsky.social
🏳️🌈. Philly (ish). Computer gay. PATCO advocate. Dad bod connoisseur.
Posting thoughts not nudes.
I misspell things sometimes.
Posting thoughts not nudes.
I misspell things sometimes.
Pinned
I'm fucking LIVING for Gawdland
February 11, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I'm fucking LIVING for Gawdland
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DIE WITH A BOSSA NOVA SMILE?!
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
DIE WITH A BOSSA NOVA SMILE?!
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I love being a gay boy
December 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I love being a gay boy
Say it with me: Fuck the police!
January 31, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Say it with me: Fuck the police!
You love to see it
January 31, 2026 at 3:50 AM
You love to see it
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Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/
January 30, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/
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Games where you have to draw based on a prompt are my kryptonite
January 30, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Games where you have to draw based on a prompt are my kryptonite
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January 27, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Green skittles taste like what Clorox wipes smell like
January 28, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Green skittles taste like what Clorox wipes smell like
If you have access to a Wegmans these are a 10/10 in the frozen pizza aisle
January 25, 2026 at 9:57 PM
If you have access to a Wegmans these are a 10/10 in the frozen pizza aisle
If you're bored on this snow day you should watch Twinless
January 25, 2026 at 3:33 PM
If you're bored on this snow day you should watch Twinless
You guys should I get a spray tan on holiday in Taipei?
January 24, 2026 at 5:07 PM
You guys should I get a spray tan on holiday in Taipei?
Reference pic for the next time I get a haircut (I am a 35 year old gay man after all)
January 22, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Reference pic for the next time I get a haircut (I am a 35 year old gay man after all)
What if we all file for tax extensions?
January 22, 2026 at 3:56 AM
What if we all file for tax extensions?
Why tf is my Google News feed completely clogged up with masked singer videos?
January 22, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Why tf is my Google News feed completely clogged up with masked singer videos?
"The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated...
January 18, 2026 at 3:20 PM
"The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated...
New Jersey in the news again I fear www.wdel.com/news/verizon...
Verizon Outage Due To Failed NJ Server; Customer Credit Offered
Verizon customers can apply for a credit following this week's service outage.
www.wdel.com
January 17, 2026 at 2:34 AM
New Jersey in the news again I fear www.wdel.com/news/verizon...
What would happen if we all actually started giving homeless people money when they asked?
January 16, 2026 at 2:44 AM
What would happen if we all actually started giving homeless people money when they asked?
Women's rights amirite?
January 16, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Women's rights amirite?
Is she gonna give him the money too?
January 16, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Is she gonna give him the money too?
There is this loud annoying family on my block but I haven't seen them since new years and all their Christmas decorations are still up and I hope they're ok please come back
January 16, 2026 at 2:04 AM
There is this loud annoying family on my block but I haven't seen them since new years and all their Christmas decorations are still up and I hope they're ok please come back
Watching The Traitors on 1.5x speed makes it much easier to watch.
January 14, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Watching The Traitors on 1.5x speed makes it much easier to watch.
Every time I have to call the Walgreens pharmacy they make me suffer through this long ass phone tree then forward me to someone who can't actually help me who then forwards me to the pharmacy. Just let me call the fucking pharmacy.
January 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Every time I have to call the Walgreens pharmacy they make me suffer through this long ass phone tree then forward me to someone who can't actually help me who then forwards me to the pharmacy. Just let me call the fucking pharmacy.