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25+, they/she, same @ on most other sites
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visiting gfs sister and her 4 and 2 year old nephews which means we’re watching the minecraft movie
February 8, 2026 at 12:51 AM
visiting gfs sister and her 4 and 2 year old nephews which means we’re watching the minecraft movie
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
my 2 most qualified coworkers were let go (will be? in like a month) and the survivors guilt is going fucking crazy. im mad for them and also i wish it was me instead. i see no point in sticking around when im the most experienced person + other factors i wont get into
February 6, 2026 at 12:49 AM
my 2 most qualified coworkers were let go (will be? in like a month) and the survivors guilt is going fucking crazy. im mad for them and also i wish it was me instead. i see no point in sticking around when im the most experienced person + other factors i wont get into
deciding on a birthday cake by consulting the wikipedia page for List of cakes
February 4, 2026 at 3:55 AM
deciding on a birthday cake by consulting the wikipedia page for List of cakes
i dont like drawing directly on a screen but i do have an ipad that i use most of the time. i loveeee my intuos tablet but its too big for my current desk setup and i only recently got a computer that wouldnt go crazy if i opened a drawing program
artists, out of curiousity: do you prefer a screen tablet, or a slablet?
February 3, 2026 at 10:41 PM
i dont like drawing directly on a screen but i do have an ipad that i use most of the time. i loveeee my intuos tablet but its too big for my current desk setup and i only recently got a computer that wouldnt go crazy if i opened a drawing program
flavored cream cookies are some of my faves in the world. theres some brand of sandwich cookies that my mom got me once years ago that are shaped like maple leaves and have a maple cream inside and theyre sooooooooo good
February 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
flavored cream cookies are some of my faves in the world. theres some brand of sandwich cookies that my mom got me once years ago that are shaped like maple leaves and have a maple cream inside and theyre sooooooooo good
i could just be hungry but i’d demolish some of these rn
Keebler Butter Pecan Drops (2007-circa 2009) : Crunchy, "melt-in-your-mouth" thumbprint-style shortbread cookies, filled with butter pecan cream
February 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
i could just be hungry but i’d demolish some of these rn
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i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org
xikipedia.org
February 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org
xikipedia.org
in defiance with grim reality my parents and i were admiring the birds going ham on the bird feeders for much of the afternoon
February 2, 2026 at 2:04 AM
in defiance with grim reality my parents and i were admiring the birds going ham on the bird feeders for much of the afternoon
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its extremely grim that a few random throwaway descriptions of depraved shit that super rich people were paying money for in almanac of the dead were enough to make me take a break from reading it only to come on social media and see real life examples in official documents
February 2, 2026 at 2:01 AM
its extremely grim that a few random throwaway descriptions of depraved shit that super rich people were paying money for in almanac of the dead were enough to make me take a break from reading it only to come on social media and see real life examples in official documents
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HAPPY 10TH BIRTHDAY SFW SASUKE
January 31, 2026 at 3:09 AM
HAPPY 10TH BIRTHDAY SFW SASUKE
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Cafe at The Portland art museum has Rothko no. 5 cakes. Something intellectually meaty about seeing the painting in person, and then eating a cake copy. The complete experience. Full spectrum.
January 28, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Cafe at The Portland art museum has Rothko no. 5 cakes. Something intellectually meaty about seeing the painting in person, and then eating a cake copy. The complete experience. Full spectrum.
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January 27, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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my girlfriend slid on ice and hit a tree while driving (she's okay) and has to have her car fixed, so we need to get a rental for a while.
i would advertise my comms, but i dont want to add more to my queue while i'm dealing with SAD, so if anyone wants to tip to help with costs it'd be cool 😭
i would advertise my comms, but i dont want to add more to my queue while i'm dealing with SAD, so if anyone wants to tip to help with costs it'd be cool 😭
Support Wolf-Rayet Law
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January 20, 2026 at 5:52 PM
my girlfriend slid on ice and hit a tree while driving (she's okay) and has to have her car fixed, so we need to get a rental for a while.
i would advertise my comms, but i dont want to add more to my queue while i'm dealing with SAD, so if anyone wants to tip to help with costs it'd be cool 😭
i would advertise my comms, but i dont want to add more to my queue while i'm dealing with SAD, so if anyone wants to tip to help with costs it'd be cool 😭
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free million dollar idea for any aspiring web devs out there: scrandle but with r/kitchencels posts
January 26, 2026 at 9:08 PM
free million dollar idea for any aspiring web devs out there: scrandle but with r/kitchencels posts
work is trying my patience extra bad today and the remote job listings are looking shitty unfortunately
January 26, 2026 at 7:28 PM
work is trying my patience extra bad today and the remote job listings are looking shitty unfortunately
op would love the somnigastronomy subreddit. kings hand is also one of my favorite posts of all time
One of my fav genre of posts is "I dreamed about this kind of food/dish and so I tried to make it." i.e: king's hand or "the big mamdani"
January 26, 2026 at 2:13 AM
op would love the somnigastronomy subreddit. kings hand is also one of my favorite posts of all time
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One of my fav genre of posts is "I dreamed about this kind of food/dish and so I tried to make it." i.e: king's hand or "the big mamdani"
January 24, 2026 at 10:31 PM
One of my fav genre of posts is "I dreamed about this kind of food/dish and so I tried to make it." i.e: king's hand or "the big mamdani"
interview on wednesday for an internship with an indie publisher 👀
January 26, 2026 at 2:11 AM
interview on wednesday for an internship with an indie publisher 👀
some yahoo is ripping a 4wheeler up and down the street while its sleeting. not even going very fast because its sleeting and no ones plowed yet
January 25, 2026 at 4:43 PM
some yahoo is ripping a 4wheeler up and down the street while its sleeting. not even going very fast because its sleeting and no ones plowed yet
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A national general strike is needed not just to protest the violence, but to acknowledge the absurdity that we’re all just supposed to carry on with our stupid little daily lives amidst the ambient terrorism of an unchecked state militia executing innocent people in the streets of our country.
January 24, 2026 at 8:33 PM
A national general strike is needed not just to protest the violence, but to acknowledge the absurdity that we’re all just supposed to carry on with our stupid little daily lives amidst the ambient terrorism of an unchecked state militia executing innocent people in the streets of our country.
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I'm excited to release Just the Browser! It helps you remove AI features, ads, shopping integrations, and other annoyances from desktop web browsers.
This project includes configuration files, a simple setup script, and guides for manual installation. It supports Chrome, Firefox, and MS Edge.
This project includes configuration files, a simple setup script, and guides for manual installation. It supports Chrome, Firefox, and MS Edge.
Just the Browser - Just the Browser
Remove AI features, telemetry data reporting, sponsored content, product integrations, and other annoyances from web browsers.
justthebrowser.com
January 13, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I'm excited to release Just the Browser! It helps you remove AI features, ads, shopping integrations, and other annoyances from desktop web browsers.
This project includes configuration files, a simple setup script, and guides for manual installation. It supports Chrome, Firefox, and MS Edge.
This project includes configuration files, a simple setup script, and guides for manual installation. It supports Chrome, Firefox, and MS Edge.