Cranky Aussie™
@crankyaussie.com
It’s not a nom de plume, it’s a lifestyle. For ease of reading if you're confused about what my tone is just assume sarcasm.
Can we throw them all into an active volcano?
I feel like that would work.
I feel like that would work.
December 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Can we throw them all into an active volcano?
I feel like that would work.
I feel like that would work.
In case you need a new wallpaper for your phone…
December 22, 2025 at 6:59 AM
In case you need a new wallpaper for your phone…
And she’s the moderate one.
I think at this is basically the future of the Liberal party.
I think at this is basically the future of the Liberal party.
December 22, 2025 at 6:48 AM
And she’s the moderate one.
I think at this is basically the future of the Liberal party.
I think at this is basically the future of the Liberal party.
I am not going back there so can I please channel “Go fuck yourself McCormack” through you?
December 22, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I am not going back there so can I please channel “Go fuck yourself McCormack” through you?
Laws are an agreement between the people and their government, as long as the people agree to be governed in this way the laws will hold.
But when those laws become oppressive the government risks the ire of the people, and the people vastly outnumber the government.
But when those laws become oppressive the government risks the ire of the people, and the people vastly outnumber the government.
December 20, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Laws are an agreement between the people and their government, as long as the people agree to be governed in this way the laws will hold.
But when those laws become oppressive the government risks the ire of the people, and the people vastly outnumber the government.
But when those laws become oppressive the government risks the ire of the people, and the people vastly outnumber the government.
To me it’s western colonialism in its death throes. The people are beginning to understand where their power and prosperity comes from and where it is leading to, and they’re not happy about it.
The more they’re restricted the more they will fight.
The more they’re restricted the more they will fight.
December 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
To me it’s western colonialism in its death throes. The people are beginning to understand where their power and prosperity comes from and where it is leading to, and they’re not happy about it.
The more they’re restricted the more they will fight.
The more they’re restricted the more they will fight.
Last day for me too. Now I have about a month off, unless I say “Stuff it” and don’t go back, which is very appealing right now.
December 17, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Last day for me too. Now I have about a month off, unless I say “Stuff it” and don’t go back, which is very appealing right now.
That's an impressive bit of grifting.
"Book with us first then fly to America on your dime (good luck with getting through customs of course, no refunds if you get detained and sent to El Salvador) and take our useless course."
"Book with us first then fly to America on your dime (good luck with getting through customs of course, no refunds if you get detained and sent to El Salvador) and take our useless course."
December 17, 2025 at 6:06 AM
That's an impressive bit of grifting.
"Book with us first then fly to America on your dime (good luck with getting through customs of course, no refunds if you get detained and sent to El Salvador) and take our useless course."
"Book with us first then fly to America on your dime (good luck with getting through customs of course, no refunds if you get detained and sent to El Salvador) and take our useless course."
This government has brought all of this on itself by constantly trying to appease people and groups that really don't like them, will never vote for them and will do anything they can to destroy them.
And they did this over and over again for nearly 4 years and learned absolutely nothing from it.
And they did this over and over again for nearly 4 years and learned absolutely nothing from it.
December 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
This government has brought all of this on itself by constantly trying to appease people and groups that really don't like them, will never vote for them and will do anything they can to destroy them.
And they did this over and over again for nearly 4 years and learned absolutely nothing from it.
And they did this over and over again for nearly 4 years and learned absolutely nothing from it.
I’ll bet Albo is pretty pissed at ASIO right now.
Of course he won’t do anything about it, that would require backbone but I’m sure he’s furious nonetheless.
Impotently seething.
Of course he won’t do anything about it, that would require backbone but I’m sure he’s furious nonetheless.
Impotently seething.
December 16, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I’ll bet Albo is pretty pissed at ASIO right now.
Of course he won’t do anything about it, that would require backbone but I’m sure he’s furious nonetheless.
Impotently seething.
Of course he won’t do anything about it, that would require backbone but I’m sure he’s furious nonetheless.
Impotently seething.
So many question I prefer left unanswered.
The gif that is, not the pud.
The gif that is, not the pud.
December 16, 2025 at 5:07 AM
So many question I prefer left unanswered.
The gif that is, not the pud.
The gif that is, not the pud.
The sheer number of tripods for a simple photo shoot.
They’re using a video camera on a dolly (no rails) on grass for a photo shoot.
The guy is laughing while he’s having his makeup done.
The cars in the background are joined together.
They’re using a video camera on a dolly (no rails) on grass for a photo shoot.
The guy is laughing while he’s having his makeup done.
The cars in the background are joined together.
December 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The sheer number of tripods for a simple photo shoot.
They’re using a video camera on a dolly (no rails) on grass for a photo shoot.
The guy is laughing while he’s having his makeup done.
The cars in the background are joined together.
They’re using a video camera on a dolly (no rails) on grass for a photo shoot.
The guy is laughing while he’s having his makeup done.
The cars in the background are joined together.
You're so invested in what is an obvious AI generated image because it reinforces your world view that you're running around calling other people "thick" because they won't believe the same lie you believe in.
You are the perfect target for people that spread this garbage.
You are the perfect target for people that spread this garbage.
December 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
You're so invested in what is an obvious AI generated image because it reinforces your world view that you're running around calling other people "thick" because they won't believe the same lie you believe in.
You are the perfect target for people that spread this garbage.
You are the perfect target for people that spread this garbage.
Yeah but it makes it easier for us to write emails so...
December 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Yeah but it makes it easier for us to write emails so...
So what's your point? He posted the photos therefore they're fake?
Are you willing to forgo any sort of common sense just because you want to believe he's not an actual victim?
Getting shot doesn't automatically make him a good person you know, denying he got shot just to hate him though...
Are you willing to forgo any sort of common sense just because you want to believe he's not an actual victim?
Getting shot doesn't automatically make him a good person you know, denying he got shot just to hate him though...
December 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
So what's your point? He posted the photos therefore they're fake?
Are you willing to forgo any sort of common sense just because you want to believe he's not an actual victim?
Getting shot doesn't automatically make him a good person you know, denying he got shot just to hate him though...
Are you willing to forgo any sort of common sense just because you want to believe he's not an actual victim?
Getting shot doesn't automatically make him a good person you know, denying he got shot just to hate him though...
Was he taking a photo or doing a facetime call because he thought he was going to die and wanted to see his loved ones for the last time?
December 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Was he taking a photo or doing a facetime call because he thought he was going to die and wanted to see his loved ones for the last time?
Just take a moment and think about this. There is a shooting going on or about to commence. There is a film crew and makeup artist doing "this".
Do you honestly believe no one thought that was suss?
No one photographed it.
No one posted on social media about it.
There is just this one photo.
Do you honestly believe no one thought that was suss?
No one photographed it.
No one posted on social media about it.
There is just this one photo.
December 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Just take a moment and think about this. There is a shooting going on or about to commence. There is a film crew and makeup artist doing "this".
Do you honestly believe no one thought that was suss?
No one photographed it.
No one posted on social media about it.
There is just this one photo.
Do you honestly believe no one thought that was suss?
No one photographed it.
No one posted on social media about it.
There is just this one photo.
Other than there's a makeup and film crew there in the middle of a shooting?
That no one else noticed?
At all. Ever?
That no one else noticed?
At all. Ever?
December 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Other than there's a makeup and film crew there in the middle of a shooting?
That no one else noticed?
At all. Ever?
That no one else noticed?
At all. Ever?
This is like rats deserting a sinking ship... after drilling holes in the hull.
December 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is like rats deserting a sinking ship... after drilling holes in the hull.
Mass shootings are good for business, what could be more American than that?
observer.com/2022/05/texa...
observer.com/2022/05/texa...
Gun Sales Surge After Mass Shootings, And So Do the Shares of Firearms Companies
Stocks of major firearm makers jumped on the morning after an 18-year-old gunman killed at least 21 people at an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas.
observer.com
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Mass shootings are good for business, what could be more American than that?
observer.com/2022/05/texa...
observer.com/2022/05/texa...
I watched that series the other night, pretty disturbing stuff. Also incredibly similar to someone I have a business relationship with (but with less baby oil).
I need to end that.
I need to end that.
December 12, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I watched that series the other night, pretty disturbing stuff. Also incredibly similar to someone I have a business relationship with (but with less baby oil).
I need to end that.
I need to end that.
The great Australian male tradition of Tim Paining yourself. I vaguely remember him getting in the shit a few years ago on Twitter over DMs.
Lesson not learned I guess.
Lesson not learned I guess.
December 12, 2025 at 8:13 AM
The great Australian male tradition of Tim Paining yourself. I vaguely remember him getting in the shit a few years ago on Twitter over DMs.
Lesson not learned I guess.
Lesson not learned I guess.
Goodbye anyone relying on international tourism in the US.
But as long as Captain Fragile Ego is comfortable I guess it’s all ok.
But as long as Captain Fragile Ego is comfortable I guess it’s all ok.
December 11, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Goodbye anyone relying on international tourism in the US.
But as long as Captain Fragile Ego is comfortable I guess it’s all ok.
But as long as Captain Fragile Ego is comfortable I guess it’s all ok.