Cranky Aussie™
@crankyaussie.com
It’s not a nom de plume, it’s a lifestyle. For ease of reading if you're confused about what my tone is just assume sarcasm.
In case you need a new wallpaper for your phone…
December 22, 2025 at 6:59 AM
In case you need a new wallpaper for your phone…
And she’s the moderate one.
I think at this is basically the future of the Liberal party.
I think at this is basically the future of the Liberal party.
December 22, 2025 at 6:48 AM
And she’s the moderate one.
I think at this is basically the future of the Liberal party.
I think at this is basically the future of the Liberal party.
My First Dog On The Moon calendar has arrived and now I don’t want to throw away the packaging.
This is so cool.
This is so cool.
December 12, 2025 at 8:35 AM
My First Dog On The Moon calendar has arrived and now I don’t want to throw away the packaging.
This is so cool.
This is so cool.
Remember when Israel said they were going to investigate the World Kitchen killings in Gaza and the Aussie Government said "Ok, we trust you Bro"?
archive.md/XnCbi
archive.md/XnCbi
November 4, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Remember when Israel said they were going to investigate the World Kitchen killings in Gaza and the Aussie Government said "Ok, we trust you Bro"?
archive.md/XnCbi
archive.md/XnCbi
This is Peanut. His superpower is hearing individual cheese slices being unwrapped from the other end of the house.
October 28, 2025 at 7:10 AM
This is Peanut. His superpower is hearing individual cheese slices being unwrapped from the other end of the house.
American version of The Block is going all out.
October 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
American version of The Block is going all out.
If you hear “Stuck in the middle”, run.
October 19, 2025 at 6:20 AM
If you hear “Stuck in the middle”, run.
“Anti-Ice”
Must have been the same guys that did this.
Must have been the same guys that did this.
September 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
“Anti-Ice”
Must have been the same guys that did this.
Must have been the same guys that did this.
I regret to say I asked ChatGPT if it recognised the equipment.
September 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I regret to say I asked ChatGPT if it recognised the equipment.
"But are the lives of not-white people and (shudder) activists really as important as my access to the federal government?"
September 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
"But are the lives of not-white people and (shudder) activists really as important as my access to the federal government?"
Netanyahu has pretty much declared that if the West wants to recognise a demilitarised Palestine then they need to be prepared to protect it.
August 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Netanyahu has pretty much declared that if the West wants to recognise a demilitarised Palestine then they need to be prepared to protect it.
That's certainly better than getting my IT guy to do it.
July 15, 2025 at 5:40 AM
That's certainly better than getting my IT guy to do it.
Mussolini nominates Hitler for humanitarian award.
July 8, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Mussolini nominates Hitler for humanitarian award.
I think this sums up my day pretty well.
July 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I think this sums up my day pretty well.
Hey Google, define "Hypocrite".
June 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Hey Google, define "Hypocrite".
So this guy, the guy who dressed in coal face and supports industries that destroy pastoral land is suddenly concerned by how farmers are effected?
June 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
So this guy, the guy who dressed in coal face and supports industries that destroy pastoral land is suddenly concerned by how farmers are effected?
So nice to have a government that believes in climate change and actively does something about it... to make it worse.
May 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
So nice to have a government that believes in climate change and actively does something about it... to make it worse.
I wanted to try to find out more about this so did some searching. Somehow it actually gets worse.
May 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I wanted to try to find out more about this so did some searching. Somehow it actually gets worse.