Samus Crankpork
@crankpork.bsky.social
She/her, Elder Millennial
I don't do nearly as much art as I would like to, but I'm trying to do more, or any, really...
I don't do nearly as much art as I would like to, but I'm trying to do more, or any, really...
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One generous serving of orange loaf. Still warm
December 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
One generous serving of orange loaf. Still warm
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Queen Marika the Eternal
#art #illustration #ArtistsOnBsky #DigitalArt #Illustration #EldenRing #Marika
#art #illustration #ArtistsOnBsky #DigitalArt #Illustration #EldenRing #Marika
April 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Queen Marika the Eternal
#art #illustration #ArtistsOnBsky #DigitalArt #Illustration #EldenRing #Marika
#art #illustration #ArtistsOnBsky #DigitalArt #Illustration #EldenRing #Marika
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"Hello my friend. Stay awhile and listen."
Those haunting strums and the unearthly cry of the night, tugging your heart back to Tristram to stay, just for a while.
(Diablo, PS1 version)
Those haunting strums and the unearthly cry of the night, tugging your heart back to Tristram to stay, just for a while.
(Diablo, PS1 version)
August 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM
"Hello my friend. Stay awhile and listen."
Those haunting strums and the unearthly cry of the night, tugging your heart back to Tristram to stay, just for a while.
(Diablo, PS1 version)
Those haunting strums and the unearthly cry of the night, tugging your heart back to Tristram to stay, just for a while.
(Diablo, PS1 version)
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Simple bust for @thunderscrimp.bsky.social of their gorgeous OC, Scylla ✨
I'm incredibly happy with how this came out 💕
Happy holidays, everyone!
#Art #Commission #digitalart
I'm incredibly happy with how this came out 💕
Happy holidays, everyone!
#Art #Commission #digitalart
December 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Simple bust for @thunderscrimp.bsky.social of their gorgeous OC, Scylla ✨
I'm incredibly happy with how this came out 💕
Happy holidays, everyone!
#Art #Commission #digitalart
I'm incredibly happy with how this came out 💕
Happy holidays, everyone!
#Art #Commission #digitalart
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The stockings are hung by the chimney with care, and the installation of the eggnog hose is almost complete.
December 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The stockings are hung by the chimney with care, and the installation of the eggnog hose is almost complete.
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Here’s my Evangelion/Nirvana tribute piece! I had a blast tossing in as many Easter eggs as possible. Please take the time to look through if you’re bored #evangelion #nirvana #edwinhuang #reiayanami #asukalangleysoryu #marimakinami
December 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Here’s my Evangelion/Nirvana tribute piece! I had a blast tossing in as many Easter eggs as possible. Please take the time to look through if you’re bored #evangelion #nirvana #edwinhuang #reiayanami #asukalangleysoryu #marimakinami
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
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Don the colors of Castora's artful landscapes with a backpack and glider combo made out of pure paint magic. Be as brilliant as this vibrant place. www.guildwars2.com/news/happy-e...
December 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Don the colors of Castora's artful landscapes with a backpack and glider combo made out of pure paint magic. Be as brilliant as this vibrant place. www.guildwars2.com/news/happy-e...
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
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Ha, he blocked me for this
It's very easy:
Just don't. The idea that Copilot or ChatGPT are suddenly essential tools is just buying into the corporate ad blitz.
Games were made just fine (well, relatively) up through...what, 2023? 2024? They didn't suddenly become VITAL for budgets or design docs in the last 2-3 years.
Just don't. The idea that Copilot or ChatGPT are suddenly essential tools is just buying into the corporate ad blitz.
Games were made just fine (well, relatively) up through...what, 2023? 2024? They didn't suddenly become VITAL for budgets or design docs in the last 2-3 years.
December 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Ha, he blocked me for this
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share your couples art! 💐💕
December 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
share your couples art! 💐💕
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My favorite movie quote of all time 💜 (Pulp Fiction)
December 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
My favorite movie quote of all time 💜 (Pulp Fiction)
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Okay real talk, the only sense in which GenAI is "here to stay" is that even after the bubble pops, AI is digital asbestos that is poisoning everything and we'll probably be picking the detritus out of everywhere it's ended up for years, assuming there's a will to remove it en masse that is.
December 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Okay real talk, the only sense in which GenAI is "here to stay" is that even after the bubble pops, AI is digital asbestos that is poisoning everything and we'll probably be picking the detritus out of everywhere it's ended up for years, assuming there's a will to remove it en masse that is.
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Reminder that companies are not their CEOs and workers at all levels are not cool with this shit, and should not have to tolerate unilateral decisions that undermine their work made by a single person
December 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Reminder that companies are not their CEOs and workers at all levels are not cool with this shit, and should not have to tolerate unilateral decisions that undermine their work made by a single person
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HORIZON STEEL FRONTIERS
Horizon Steel Frontiers Makes Extensive Usage of AI in Production, Says NCSOFT
At G-Star 2025, NCSOFT revealed that the team behind the MMORPG Horizon Steel Frontiers is making extensive usage of AI during production.
wccftech.com
December 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
HORIZON STEEL FRONTIERS
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It's like some people can't conceive of moving slowly and taking care with things... you don't have to move fast and break everything. You just don't. You can be methodical. You can take care.
December 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It's like some people can't conceive of moving slowly and taking care with things... you don't have to move fast and break everything. You just don't. You can be methodical. You can take care.
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Thinking of when they had "AI" detect tumors but all it did was detect rulers because they also happen to be in a lot of the photos to scale the potential tumor.
At this point it's bordering on dishonest to keep bringing up protein systhesis or cancer detection when all those data centers and chips and greenhouse gases and trillions of dollars are *really* for lying, theiving chatbots, surveillance capitalism, and unethical porn.
December 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Thinking of when they had "AI" detect tumors but all it did was detect rulers because they also happen to be in a lot of the photos to scale the potential tumor.
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more old Leon for retronauts! 👴
This Month In Retronauts: @feitclub.bsky.social @stuartgipp.bsky.social & @allcityslopshop.com close out 2025 with news, the latest announcements, your comments, and our picks for the best games of the year
Available to backers at the $5 level & up: www.patreon.com/posts/146322...
Available to backers at the $5 level & up: www.patreon.com/posts/146322...
December 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
more old Leon for retronauts! 👴
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“Have you smelled a horse? It’s like that only…hot, and exotic”
- @brandtandstein.com, on how giraffes smell
- @brandtandstein.com, on how giraffes smell
December 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
“Have you smelled a horse? It’s like that only…hot, and exotic”
- @brandtandstein.com, on how giraffes smell
- @brandtandstein.com, on how giraffes smell