Craig Deeley
@craiguito.bsky.social
I do stand-up and post silly things. I also did a podcast https://www.podbean.com/pi/pbblog-zf537-286755
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According to CMDb (Cockney Movie Database), Terry Gilliam made Twelve Monkeys for £6000.
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 AM
According to CMDb (Cockney Movie Database), Terry Gilliam made Twelve Monkeys for £6000.
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They’re calling Megyn Kelly
“Megyn R. Kelly" now.
“Megyn R. Kelly" now.
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
They’re calling Megyn Kelly
“Megyn R. Kelly" now.
“Megyn R. Kelly" now.
“Run, Run, as fast as you can; you can’t catch me I’m the...”
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
“Run, Run, as fast as you can; you can’t catch me I’m the...”
Who called it a monastery and not monkey business
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Who called it a monastery and not monkey business
I’m eating for 2 now, according to the serving suggestion on the packet.
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I’m eating for 2 now, according to the serving suggestion on the packet.
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In the 1970s we didn't get a prize in each layer of pass-the-parcel like kids nowadays. We had to wait right until the end and then it was just a packet of cigarettes.
November 14, 2025 at 9:00 AM
In the 1970s we didn't get a prize in each layer of pass-the-parcel like kids nowadays. We had to wait right until the end and then it was just a packet of cigarettes.
How do you pronounce the word PRONUNCIATION?
a) 'pro-NUN-ciation'
or
b) 'Pro-NOUN-ciation.’ Like a psychopath
a) 'pro-NUN-ciation'
or
b) 'Pro-NOUN-ciation.’ Like a psychopath
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
How do you pronounce the word PRONUNCIATION?
a) 'pro-NUN-ciation'
or
b) 'Pro-NOUN-ciation.’ Like a psychopath
a) 'pro-NUN-ciation'
or
b) 'Pro-NOUN-ciation.’ Like a psychopath
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week.
www.thepoke.com/2025/11/12/2...
www.thepoke.com/2025/11/12/2...
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 AM
25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week.
www.thepoke.com/2025/11/12/2...
www.thepoke.com/2025/11/12/2...
What I lack in looks and physical prowess, I make up for in lack of personality
November 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
What I lack in looks and physical prowess, I make up for in lack of personality
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Mamdani is going to implement Shalamar law. He’s going to make it a night to remember
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Shalamar law. He’s going to make it a night to remember
I admire people bringing books out written by ghost writers. Must take fucking ages on the ouija board one letter at a time
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I admire people bringing books out written by ghost writers. Must take fucking ages on the ouija board one letter at a time
Add the phrase 'No relation’ whenever you mention anyone’s name, just to see people's confused reactions
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Add the phrase 'No relation’ whenever you mention anyone’s name, just to see people's confused reactions
This afternoon I was trying to carry a mattress downstairs and I tripped and fell and was absolutely fine.
November 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This afternoon I was trying to carry a mattress downstairs and I tripped and fell and was absolutely fine.
I even pretend not to be home for a knock-knock joke
November 9, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I even pretend not to be home for a knock-knock joke
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Terry Griffiths vs Cliff Thorburn. The Crucible, 1983.
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Terry Griffiths vs Cliff Thorburn. The Crucible, 1983.
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It's been a very quiet week.
As a small business owner that’s a bit scary heading into my busy season.
So, if you're looking for unique #Christmas gifts, I make prints, homewares, cards & accessories inspired by midcentury design, music & architecture.
Have a nosy here gailmyerscough.co.uk
As a small business owner that’s a bit scary heading into my busy season.
So, if you're looking for unique #Christmas gifts, I make prints, homewares, cards & accessories inspired by midcentury design, music & architecture.
Have a nosy here gailmyerscough.co.uk
November 8, 2025 at 10:02 AM
It's been a very quiet week.
As a small business owner that’s a bit scary heading into my busy season.
So, if you're looking for unique #Christmas gifts, I make prints, homewares, cards & accessories inspired by midcentury design, music & architecture.
Have a nosy here gailmyerscough.co.uk
As a small business owner that’s a bit scary heading into my busy season.
So, if you're looking for unique #Christmas gifts, I make prints, homewares, cards & accessories inspired by midcentury design, music & architecture.
Have a nosy here gailmyerscough.co.uk
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the first person who cut an umbilical cord was wild
October 31, 2025 at 2:47 AM
the first person who cut an umbilical cord was wild
Sorry I marked myself safe from your PowerPoint presentation
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Sorry I marked myself safe from your PowerPoint presentation
"I'm very sorry to wake you, sir, but is this your chopping board?
November 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
"I'm very sorry to wake you, sir, but is this your chopping board?
"Let them eat cake IN A MINUTE"
- Marie Antoinnotyet
- Marie Antoinnotyet
November 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"Let them eat cake IN A MINUTE"
- Marie Antoinnotyet
- Marie Antoinnotyet
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Saw someone with the same teeth as me at the coincidentist.
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Saw someone with the same teeth as me at the coincidentist.
Mamdani is going to implement Shalamar law. He’s going to make it a night to remember
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Shalamar law. He’s going to make it a night to remember
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House prices have gone up in the French town of Sauté since it's become gentlyfried.
November 6, 2025 at 11:28 AM
House prices have gone up in the French town of Sauté since it's become gentlyfried.