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Anime Club is back in session! This time, we discuss letting your passions consume you, movies keeping the audience at emotional distance, and the necessity of fiercely kissing your athletic rivals in 2025’s 100 METERS!

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January 26, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Just finished my taxes. Gosh, adulting is so har- suddenly I hear a rustling of foliage in a nearby thicket of pine. Against my better judgement, I pull back branches to reveal none other than the Chupacabra of Hispanic folklore. It snarls as it drinks the last drops of blood from a desiccated goat.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
“You should have 1.5 your annual salary saved in your 401k by age 35.”

Oh wow that’s so interesting did you know that the Bantu cryptid Mokele-Mbembe is rumored to be 16 to 32 feet tall and resembles long extinct sauropods ??
January 19, 2026 at 2:30 PM
sorry babe the In Rainbows bed sheets stay on
January 12, 2026 at 12:35 AM
My mom has seen a mountain lion near her house and is “considering feeding it.”

It’s genetic.
January 10, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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Various figments of collapse made possible by American friends of the NGA, The American Australian Association, UIC school of art & art history and @craigneeson.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Merry Christmas folks! On the last episode of 2025, we talk perpetual golden hours, friendships between women, and music to walk to in 2015’s TANGERINE!

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December 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Happy holidays doves! Get tinseled the fuck up with us in the last Patreon ep of the year as we celebrate the Christmas season and talk about 1965’s A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS and 1966’s HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS!

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December 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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For sale: my idiot son Édouard’s gaming chair. Some merlot and brie stains. I’ve sent him to the Foreign Legion to die in combat.
September 7, 2023 at 3:54 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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This week on the pod, we live our mantra of Watch Recklessly and discuss a coven of ghouls, how many women you can bump into before it stops being an accident, and the joys of editing in 2013’s CRUSH!

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December 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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On a rare Jennless episode, Craig and Josh hold it down talking about Antonio’s jeans, the fine art of translation, and what happens when your fantasies are just as beautiful when they come true in 1990’s TIE ME UP! TIE ME DOWN!

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November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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i ASSURE you: ANYTHING GOES AT BATHTIME
Motherboy Nation reaches new heights on the show this week as we talk ghouling by proxy, moms who aren’t loyal, and wholesome games of Family On Trial in 1994’s MOTHER’S BOYS!

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November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
keoghan’s childish breathlessness turns this moment of explication into something singular and horrifying
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
who up getting they mars volta’d
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 AM
can we talk about how images like this set unrealistic body standards for cryptids or are we not ready for that conversation?
November 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Come with us to celebrate the birthday of our Caged Lord and talk America’s love affair with the charlatan, wearing bad vibes like Dark Souls armor, and Craig’s defense of the AMV in 2012’s THE MASTER!

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November 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
lighthouse enthusiast
November 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
My cohosts are not concerned enough about the hairless, humanoid “easter bunny” and I fear for their safety come spring.
Wrapping up Bloodbath for the year, goo correspondent Vou Pinette returns to talk full-powered Carpenter, the horror of quantum physics, and all the Bug Facts you could ask for in 1987’s PRINCE OF DARKNESS!

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October 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
X-Files S3,E4 “Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose” is one of the finest pieces of television I’ve ever seen. It’s a synthesis of joyous character writing & astounding acting that’s just absent in the current landscape.

S2,E20: Humbug remains my favorite, but hot damn — real writers, real craft! 🤌
October 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Grab your vestments and rosaries and come join us talking about medieval medical footage, the power of juxtaposing the infernal with the banal, and the impact of possibly the most societally relevant movie of the past half century in 1973's THE EXORCIST!

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October 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
the mothman keeps telling me that he sees a future for us but I’m like, aren’t your visions just portents of disaster ??
October 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
started messaging this grey alien on bumble (girl I know). two days in and he’s already claiming his uncle invented the lasers they mutilate cows with. lol okay big shot
October 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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This week on Swimfans: Bloodbath, we yap about folk horror, the basic human joys of music and masks, and mount an oddly passionate defense of forest cults in 1973’s THE WICKER MAN!

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October 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM