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This week on the pod, we dive into a world of purely transactional situationships, reading our bad poetry at the strip club, and getting our eggs kidnapped by the hookup in 1994’s EXOTICA!

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January 29, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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Anime Club is back in session! This time, we discuss letting your passions consume you, movies keeping the audience at emotional distance, and the necessity of fiercely kissing your athletic rivals in 2025’s 100 METERS!

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January 26, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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This week on the podcast, we yap about horse-sized containers of morphine, egregious de-ghouling, and which controlled substances are safe to feed to ducks in 1998’s HUSH!

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January 22, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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This week on the show, we talk hunting spouses for sport, retaining the power of your strongest scenes, and choosing more than one cliff to do insurance fraud from in 2018’s WHAT KEEPS YOU ALIVE!

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January 15, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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This week, wrap yourself in barbed wire with us and talk confusing reference with allegory, American fairy tales, and barns for gooning in 1995’s THE PASSION OF DARKLY NOON!

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January 8, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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Happy 2026 doves!! This week, we discuss troubled film productions, aesthetics filling the gap between interest, and Craig’s tales of balling in 1995’s WILD SIDE!

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January 1, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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Merry Christmas folks! On the last episode of 2025, we talk perpetual golden hours, friendships between women, and music to walk to in 2015’s TANGERINE!

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December 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Happy holidays doves! Get tinseled the fuck up with us in the last Patreon ep of the year as we celebrate the Christmas season and talk about 1965’s A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS and 1966’s HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS!

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December 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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In the final erotic thriller of the year, we talk steamy rural America, the devastation of getting exactly what you want, and Josh discovering who owns billboards in 1990’s THE HOT SPOT!

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December 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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This week on the pod, we revel in Craig’s sea of error, defending yourself from your lover by keeping your weaknesses a secret, and chat about peak Gal Pal Behavior in 1987’s BLACK WIDOW!

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December 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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This week on the pod, we live our mantra of Watch Recklessly and discuss a coven of ghouls, how many women you can bump into before it stops being an accident, and the joys of editing in 2013’s CRUSH!

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December 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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On a rare Jennless episode, Craig and Josh hold it down talking about Antonio’s jeans, the fine art of translation, and what happens when your fantasies are just as beautiful when they come true in 1990’s TIE ME UP! TIE ME DOWN!

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November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Motherboy Nation reaches new heights on the show this week as we talk ghouling by proxy, moms who aren’t loyal, and wholesome games of Family On Trial in 1994’s MOTHER’S BOYS!

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November 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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This week on the show, we finally return to erotic thrillers to discuss nym-faux-maniacs, girl handwriting, and the most upsetting party vibes imaginable in 1995’s TERRIFIED!

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November 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Come with us to celebrate the birthday of our Caged Lord and talk America’s love affair with the charlatan, wearing bad vibes like Dark Souls armor, and Craig’s defense of the AMV in 2012’s THE MASTER!

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November 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Unbelievably excited to announce the cassette release of Box Music

Out this Friday 11/07 via @bluelighttapes.bsky.social

This cassette edition will feature the full album plus two unreleased bonus tracks from the Box Music sessions & a trance-out remix of Flash Freeze by @fastdrums.bsky.social
Product photo for the cassette release of my album Box music. On the left, the translucent purple tape sits atop a stack of 3 tape cases with the spine showing. On the right, a single tape stands vertically displaying the cover.
November 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Wrapping up Bloodbath for the year, goo correspondent Vou Pinette returns to talk full-powered Carpenter, the horror of quantum physics, and all the Bug Facts you could ask for in 1987’s PRINCE OF DARKNESS!

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October 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Grab your vestments and rosaries and come join us talking about medieval medical footage, the power of juxtaposing the infernal with the banal, and the impact of possibly the most societally relevant movie of the past half century in 1973's THE EXORCIST!

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October 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Join Josh and his unconventional conventionists @infinitesnow.bsky.social Delaney Jordan and Samuel Button-Bell to discuss Tim Curry’s swerve and the rightwing urge to ruin groovy people’s fun for the 50th anniversary of 1975’s ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!

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October 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Shoutout to Swimfans for being the major factor in prodding me to finally see this one (that and it being on Tubi)
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This week on Swimfans: Bloodbath, we yap about folk horror, the basic human joys of music and masks, and mount an oddly passionate defense of forest cults in 1973’s THE WICKER MAN!

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October 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Get mashed into paste with us as we continue our Bloodbath journey talking the joys of puppets, technically incredible visions of hell and recurrence, and the romance of a passion project made manifest in 2021’s MAD GOD!

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October 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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This week on Swimfans: Bloodbath, we yap about folk horror, the basic human joys of music and masks, and mount an oddly passionate defense of forest cults in 1973’s THE WICKER MAN!

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October 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Tonight is What It Means to be Dove; on this Patreon episode, we talk Bigfoot, sub-Abdul tracks, and Dafoe fits in our follow-up to THE WARRIORS with 1984's STREETS OF FIRE!

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October 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM