Craig Suter
@craigj1976.bsky.social
Great day to wear the top of the missus’ home country… 🤦🏼♂️🤣
February 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Great day to wear the top of the missus’ home country… 🤦🏼♂️🤣
When you get a job interview, it’s started well…and they crack out a colour blindness test that you should’ve seen coming but completely didn’t. AARRRGGGHHH!
Anyone got a spare job in/around Aberdeen? 🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️
Anyone got a spare job in/around Aberdeen? 🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️
February 12, 2026 at 12:50 PM
When you get a job interview, it’s started well…and they crack out a colour blindness test that you should’ve seen coming but completely didn’t. AARRRGGGHHH!
Anyone got a spare job in/around Aberdeen? 🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️
Anyone got a spare job in/around Aberdeen? 🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️
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Less than six hours between these posts.
Excellent journalism, Paul. Thank you.
Excellent journalism, Paul. Thank you.
February 9, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Less than six hours between these posts.
Excellent journalism, Paul. Thank you.
Excellent journalism, Paul. Thank you.
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'Bring back the two-child benefit cap to cut the price of a pint by 5p' is actually a perfect Reform policy, though. Immiserate thousands of people for a meaningless stunt.
February 3, 2026 at 10:51 AM
'Bring back the two-child benefit cap to cut the price of a pint by 5p' is actually a perfect Reform policy, though. Immiserate thousands of people for a meaningless stunt.
Made redundant and today is my last day. Anybody got any spare jobs going? 🤦♂️
January 29, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Made redundant and today is my last day. Anybody got any spare jobs going? 🤦♂️
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I am put through this line of questioning daily
January 16, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I am put through this line of questioning daily
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It is time for Scotland's politicians to leave the Nazi dildo dungeon
My column in @heraldscotland.bsky.social
www.heraldscotland.com/politics/vie...
My column in @heraldscotland.bsky.social
www.heraldscotland.com/politics/vie...
January 13, 2026 at 11:50 AM
It is time for Scotland's politicians to leave the Nazi dildo dungeon
My column in @heraldscotland.bsky.social
www.heraldscotland.com/politics/vie...
My column in @heraldscotland.bsky.social
www.heraldscotland.com/politics/vie...
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I note South East Water have rather misunderstood dry January.
January 13, 2026 at 12:12 PM
I note South East Water have rather misunderstood dry January.
New thread: Are there any actors that, if they appear in a show/film, you automatically cannot watch it? For me, Vincent Kartheiser. After annoying the crap out of me for 2 years in Angel, I just find him unwatchable. Not his fault, I understand, but still. Also Dave Franco, not Scrubs Season 9.
January 12, 2026 at 1:41 PM
New thread: Are there any actors that, if they appear in a show/film, you automatically cannot watch it? For me, Vincent Kartheiser. After annoying the crap out of me for 2 years in Angel, I just find him unwatchable. Not his fault, I understand, but still. Also Dave Franco, not Scrubs Season 9.
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Reform voters will never vote Tory again, apart from Nadhim Zahawi, Nadine Dorries, Jonathan Gullis, Ben Bradley, Danny Kruger, Jake Berry, Marco Longhi, Aiden Burley, Anne Marie Morris, Lee Anderson and Andrea Jenkyns.
January 12, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Reform voters will never vote Tory again, apart from Nadhim Zahawi, Nadine Dorries, Jonathan Gullis, Ben Bradley, Danny Kruger, Jake Berry, Marco Longhi, Aiden Burley, Anne Marie Morris, Lee Anderson and Andrea Jenkyns.
In Thr Night Garden has run every night in CBeebies since 5th September 2009. That means it is currently on its 597th consecutive cycle of episodes.
January 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
In Thr Night Garden has run every night in CBeebies since 5th September 2009. That means it is currently on its 597th consecutive cycle of episodes.
And there it is. Soft as baby shite as usual.
January 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
And there it is. Soft as baby shite as usual.
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THREAD.
3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.
We decided to call him Jim.
This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.
We decided to call him Jim.
This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
THREAD.
3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.
We decided to call him Jim.
This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.
We decided to call him Jim.
This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.
January 11, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.
Peterhead Playhouse: my first cinema. Indiana Jones and The Temple Of Doom.
January 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Peterhead Playhouse: my first cinema. Indiana Jones and The Temple Of Doom.
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I thought it might be nice to give away my last 2 signed hardbacks of my novel 1983, with two lovely linocut hares by my mum.
All you have to do to enter is repost this (& leave a reply).
The book's been called "Stranger Things rewritten by Kurt Vonnegut and Sue Townsend”.
Extract in the replies.
All you have to do to enter is repost this (& leave a reply).
The book's been called "Stranger Things rewritten by Kurt Vonnegut and Sue Townsend”.
Extract in the replies.
January 9, 2026 at 12:57 PM
I thought it might be nice to give away my last 2 signed hardbacks of my novel 1983, with two lovely linocut hares by my mum.
All you have to do to enter is repost this (& leave a reply).
The book's been called "Stranger Things rewritten by Kurt Vonnegut and Sue Townsend”.
Extract in the replies.
All you have to do to enter is repost this (& leave a reply).
The book's been called "Stranger Things rewritten by Kurt Vonnegut and Sue Townsend”.
Extract in the replies.
Can someone explain the difference between Russia arbitrarily invading Ukraine and the US arbitrarily invading Venezuela?
January 3, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Can someone explain the difference between Russia arbitrarily invading Ukraine and the US arbitrarily invading Venezuela?
When you try to be all subtle taking a photo but you think you may have been spotted…
December 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
When you try to be all subtle taking a photo but you think you may have been spotted…
Things that suck: your phone irreparably dying on holiday. Things that rule: randomly looking at Google Photos 6 months later and discovering all the once in a lifetime photos were all backed up! 😀😀😬
December 31, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Things that suck: your phone irreparably dying on holiday. Things that rule: randomly looking at Google Photos 6 months later and discovering all the once in a lifetime photos were all backed up! 😀😀😬
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And! I’ve been looking all over for this and finally found it
December 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
And! I’ve been looking all over for this and finally found it
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Happy birthday, Jebus!
As sons of god go, you nailed it.
You'll laugh at that joke in 33 years.
As sons of god go, you nailed it.
You'll laugh at that joke in 33 years.
December 25, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Happy birthday, Jebus!
As sons of god go, you nailed it.
You'll laugh at that joke in 33 years.
As sons of god go, you nailed it.
You'll laugh at that joke in 33 years.
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Christmas giveaway time! I've got a 2026 Calendar in need of a good home. For a chance to win it just click Follow/Like/Retweet (and if you can spare a couple of quid a month & want to encourage me, sign up to my Patreon.com/happytoast - but that bit's not necessary to win)
December 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Christmas giveaway time! I've got a 2026 Calendar in need of a good home. For a chance to win it just click Follow/Like/Retweet (and if you can spare a couple of quid a month & want to encourage me, sign up to my Patreon.com/happytoast - but that bit's not necessary to win)
