Not to sound Petty, but it is the hardest part.

You can imbue it with whatever you want. Here’s the recipe:

Step 1: Water down some honey.
Step 2: Wait.

I’ve got mead from a recipe from the 5000s BCE if you’re interested.

🤣hon hon hon!

Using their mind control hat to commandeer our physical bodies and pilot us around against our will

This is a common misconception, but the term “pedant” was likely derived from the Greek root for "insufferable little shit", possibly through the word pedagogue or pedagogare.

Be sure to tune in next week for another thrilling episode!

Wicked is actually a stealth prequel to Shrek. The green lady is Shrek’s mom.

Is that a sock?

This sold for 425 ETH.

$1.59M

Counterpoint: illegally smöl.

I would’ve gone with cowboy boots.

Dude’s been doing SNL since way before he was on SNL.

It’s legitimate one of those things I probably didn’t realize until I was an adult because you just don’t think about it. Like, “dirt” isn’t some distinct substance that’s just always been around, even though it seems like it should be.

The prefer to be called “Snapewives”