Bluejay
cptmcpirate.bsky.social
Bluejay
@cptmcpirate.bsky.social
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I like books and music and video essays and reading Wikipedia articles.
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Taiwanese ambassador to Finland performs with his metal band at Taiwan-Finland cultural event! 🤘✊️
That's what I call great ambassador
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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No One Can Stop Mr Gex
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:

- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I mean, he's not wrong, and he would know it. The prison industrial complex in America has nearly 2 million people in it. That's 4x the number of slaves pre American Civil War.
And he's a good little bootlicker who loves funding the whole thing.
Rep. John McGuire: "They say more people are under slavery today than any time in human history"
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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*Drop It Like It's Hot voice* soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOUp
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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i GUESS im getting old but teenagers now are especially unbearable because of the lack of age appropriate online spaces. none of them got to be cringe without being made fun of by people like 2x their age in mass so now theyre really mean and extremely self conscious because its all they know
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. once again I have ignored the first rule of posting ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. don't post ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. never post ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞.
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November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Vintage Sears AM-FM Stereo Headphone (1970s)
November 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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I always enjoy seeing crowds in old racing games, peering at all the jagged cardboard cutout creatures to see who turned up for a day of fine racing.

📺: Colin McRae Rally 2.0, Codemasters, 2000 (PS1)
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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I think the most charming thing about Warhammer 40k is, at its heart, the lore feels like two five-year-olds constantly trying to one-up one another.

"MY guy is RAMBO and SHOOTS your guy!"
"Nuh-UH cuz my guy is made of DIAMONDS and EATS the bullet!"
"The bullet EXPLODES!"
"No cuz his tummy is ACID"
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Hell yeah!
can i get a hell yeah
November 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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One thing that's been heavily proven to me is Bluesky is not all politics. The music, record, cd, movie, books, horror and lots more scenes are heavily alive and well here with almost zero negativity. Better engagement here than Facebook has been in years.
November 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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i love when people use search engines in movies but i love when people use search engines in hallmark movies most of all
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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"But it's not only the letting go — there's also the rejoicing of how we can break the system that created the trauma and the division between us and the original caretakers of the land."
Land Back happening in Wisconsin 💜
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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I'VE BEEN SAYING
What if I told you that the best modern horror anthology series is a Japanese found footage show on youtube called Fake Documentary Q?
バックナンバー - YouTube
m.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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i think humans are, for the most part, inherently pretty good. we've been inundated in a world that teaches us to hurt others (and it hurts ourselves to do so as well) out of fear and repression, but it's not natural. if it was the few who AREN'T good wouldn't work so hard to keep it that way
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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hellfire for everybody involved. sweet merciful Christ this is nightmare stuff
This is possibly the most fucked thing I've ever seen but also the bit at the end where the grandmother is straight up being tricked into providing training content for the app feels particularly revealing.
Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh
November 14, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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this is also how serial killers get away with it btw. they're mostly really stupid. but the cops are heinously bigoted and even more stupid, so
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!

Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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I love the pallete so much.
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Sif - watercolour and acryla gouache
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM