Clarence Patton
@cpattonnyc.bsky.social
Born and raised in Philly, live in Brooklyn...and so, so exhausted.
Si paratus maneres, te ipsum paratum non necesse est.
Si paratus maneres, te ipsum paratum non necesse est.
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This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
December 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
ROTFLMBAO….burn, Baby burn.
My favorite part: “Police said the victims used buckets of water to extinguish the flames on their property and in the roadway.” They were like, "you can ‘stop, drop, and roll’ to put yourself out, motherfucker.”
My favorite part: “Police said the victims used buckets of water to extinguish the flames on their property and in the roadway.” They were like, "you can ‘stop, drop, and roll’ to put yourself out, motherfucker.”
Man yelling slurs accidentally set himself on fire while trying to burn house down, police say
Tony McDaniel, 47, is charged with three counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, according to jail records.
www.waff.com
December 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
ROTFLMBAO….burn, Baby burn.
My favorite part: “Police said the victims used buckets of water to extinguish the flames on their property and in the roadway.” They were like, "you can ‘stop, drop, and roll’ to put yourself out, motherfucker.”
My favorite part: “Police said the victims used buckets of water to extinguish the flames on their property and in the roadway.” They were like, "you can ‘stop, drop, and roll’ to put yourself out, motherfucker.”
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The DOJ released thousands of numerically labeled Epstein files yesterday.
In one file was a photo of Trump with young girls.
As of this morning, that file EFTA00000468 is now missing from the DOJ website.
They deleted it.
#CoverUp
In one file was a photo of Trump with young girls.
As of this morning, that file EFTA00000468 is now missing from the DOJ website.
They deleted it.
#CoverUp
December 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The DOJ released thousands of numerically labeled Epstein files yesterday.
In one file was a photo of Trump with young girls.
As of this morning, that file EFTA00000468 is now missing from the DOJ website.
They deleted it.
#CoverUp
In one file was a photo of Trump with young girls.
As of this morning, that file EFTA00000468 is now missing from the DOJ website.
They deleted it.
#CoverUp
The AI has entered the chat, and for once it's using its powers for good.
December 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The AI has entered the chat, and for once it's using its powers for good.
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Trump hypes his new healthcare plan of asking healthcare companies to lower prices
December 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Trump hypes his new healthcare plan of asking healthcare companies to lower prices
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*taps sign*
Any individual member of the House can force a vote on impeachments and anything impeachment-related.
Any individual member of the House can force a vote on impeachments and anything impeachment-related.
Breaking:
Rep. Ro Khanna says the Trump DOJ's production "does not comply with" the Epstein Files Transparency Act.
Khanna says he and Rep. Thomas Massie "are exploring all options" — including impeachment of DOJ officials, inherent contempt, or referring individuals for obstruction of justice.
Rep. Ro Khanna says the Trump DOJ's production "does not comply with" the Epstein Files Transparency Act.
Khanna says he and Rep. Thomas Massie "are exploring all options" — including impeachment of DOJ officials, inherent contempt, or referring individuals for obstruction of justice.
December 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
*taps sign*
Any individual member of the House can force a vote on impeachments and anything impeachment-related.
Any individual member of the House can force a vote on impeachments and anything impeachment-related.
Great; fucking Clint Eastwood and an orangutan.
December 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Great; fucking Clint Eastwood and an orangutan.
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the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024
December 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024
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Trump claims he's “the most transparent president in history"
December 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Trump claims he's “the most transparent president in history"
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Another win for big “kid sized coffins”
BREAKING: RFKJr directs that the US instantly stop recommending all vaccinations for children. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
Under RFK Jr., U.S. plans to stop recommending most vaccines, defer to doctors
The plan, which is not finalized, suggests children get fewer shots and shifts to a model telling parents to consult doctors to make their own vaccine choices.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Another win for big “kid sized coffins”
The bitter peckerwoodosity of this regime knows no bounds.
"Are you a white male who is mad at women and Black people? The Trump administration wants to use federal civil rights laws to help you take away their rights."
"Are you a white male who is mad at women and Black people? The Trump administration wants to use federal civil rights laws to help you take away their rights."
December 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The bitter peckerwoodosity of this regime knows no bounds.
"Are you a white male who is mad at women and Black people? The Trump administration wants to use federal civil rights laws to help you take away their rights."
"Are you a white male who is mad at women and Black people? The Trump administration wants to use federal civil rights laws to help you take away their rights."
I guess Elise Stefanik finally accepted the fact that no one likes her and she’s not even a viable candidate for Dog Catcher (including in The North Country). #EliseNavidad
December 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I guess Elise Stefanik finally accepted the fact that no one likes her and she’s not even a viable candidate for Dog Catcher (including in The North Country). #EliseNavidad
December 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I got tired of building shit.” More of this attitude, please.
McArchitecture - or as termed here: fast-casual architecture - really is a menace in cities all over the country.
McArchitecture - or as termed here: fast-casual architecture - really is a menace in cities all over the country.
Grids are out, brick is back, and Philadelphia architects have rediscovered the arch
The urge for the curve extends to interior design, furniture and restaurants.
share.inquirer.com
December 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I got tired of building shit.” More of this attitude, please.
McArchitecture - or as termed here: fast-casual architecture - really is a menace in cities all over the country.
McArchitecture - or as termed here: fast-casual architecture - really is a menace in cities all over the country.
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“That is the most insidious corruption…Trumpism gets its defenders to insist terrible things could never happen…Until Trump does the thing. At which point these same people insist the thing which could never happen must happen. That it is right, good and necessary.”
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
Trump, Hunger Games, and the Kennedy Center
The dystopia everyone said was impossible is already here.
open.substack.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
“That is the most insidious corruption…Trumpism gets its defenders to insist terrible things could never happen…Until Trump does the thing. At which point these same people insist the thing which could never happen must happen. That it is right, good and necessary.”
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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Most of my ancestors got here sometime in the period just before the Mayflower and 1800...they proceeded to build and greatly enrich what became this country...for free while being beaten, raped, and held in bondage.
Unless she's got some reparations for me, Brianna can kiss my entire Black ass.
Unless she's got some reparations for me, Brianna can kiss my entire Black ass.
December 19, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Most of my ancestors got here sometime in the period just before the Mayflower and 1800...they proceeded to build and greatly enrich what became this country...for free while being beaten, raped, and held in bondage.
Unless she's got some reparations for me, Brianna can kiss my entire Black ass.
Unless she's got some reparations for me, Brianna can kiss my entire Black ass.
I love this for her and her box ‘o wine.
Judge Jeanine kicking ass and taking names at the DC US Attorney’s office.
December 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I love this for her and her box ‘o wine.
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The Boston reporter who called Salem/Methuen "rural" is the depressingly common type of guy who thinks anything outside of Route 128 looks like this.
December 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The Boston reporter who called Salem/Methuen "rural" is the depressingly common type of guy who thinks anything outside of Route 128 looks like this.
Good riddance to very bad - reeking in fact - rubbish.
Pope Leo names Bishop Ron Hicks as next archbishop of New York, Dolan to step down
Dolan submitted his resignation in February. Hicks is most recently bishop of Joliet, Illinois.
gothamist.com
December 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Good riddance to very bad - reeking in fact - rubbish.
There is not a word in the English language that can fully describe the absolute and petty joy this brings me.
New York Times columnist David Brooks appears in latest Epstein photos
Brooks, who dismissed Epstein scandal as ‘stupid story’, wrote column expressing lack of interest in developments
www.theguardian.com
December 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
There is not a word in the English language that can fully describe the absolute and petty joy this brings me.
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Trump's face droops as he struggles to stay awake during another on-camera event
December 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Trump's face droops as he struggles to stay awake during another on-camera event
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Food prices are skyrocketing, so President Snow is launching the Hunger Games!
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Food prices are skyrocketing, so President Snow is launching the Hunger Games!
First of all, I'm a registered Democrat, so I don't need to "activate" shit. Second, the only "true" members of the DSCC are Senators, so...no. Third, why TF does this look like it was done in Word Perfect circa 1993?
December 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
First of all, I'm a registered Democrat, so I don't need to "activate" shit. Second, the only "true" members of the DSCC are Senators, so...no. Third, why TF does this look like it was done in Word Perfect circa 1993?