Cousin Nu’Daq
@cousinnudaq.bsky.social
Incompetent top‘a. Eat. Drink. Fight. Coach Gowron’s cuz. B’aht Qul challenge? Hold my warnog. Ketha Lowlands Community College alumnus. Probably +18 NSFW.
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Cousin Nu’Daq
@cousinnudaq.bsky.social
· Nov 12
I see I’ve got a BUNCH of new followers here on Flapper.
Welcome! If you’ve come looking for sage wisdom and exotic spices to numb the deepest parts of your cavities, then you’ve come to the right cousin!
Also, if any of you are here to see if I have your compost bin — the answer is I do not.
Welcome! If you’ve come looking for sage wisdom and exotic spices to numb the deepest parts of your cavities, then you’ve come to the right cousin!
Also, if any of you are here to see if I have your compost bin — the answer is I do not.
I HAVE BEEN WONDERING WHETE THE HELL SPARXX WENT!!!
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I HAVE BEEN WONDERING WHETE THE HELL SPARXX WENT!!!
HOLY FUCK TBIS DRAGON WARRIOR GAME IS AMAZING!!!
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
HOLY FUCK TBIS DRAGON WARRIOR GAME IS AMAZING!!!
Is there ANYTHING as sexy as the sultry yet docile tones of Terran curlbroomsport talking guy legend Vic Rauter?!!!
It’s like he was born with sweet targ sauce dripping down his vocal chords into his wanting tummy!
It’s like he was born with sweet targ sauce dripping down his vocal chords into his wanting tummy!
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Is there ANYTHING as sexy as the sultry yet docile tones of Terran curlbroomsport talking guy legend Vic Rauter?!!!
It’s like he was born with sweet targ sauce dripping down his vocal chords into his wanting tummy!
It’s like he was born with sweet targ sauce dripping down his vocal chords into his wanting tummy!
I once had one of these bad boys when I was still in the 24th C and, with a little Cousin Nu’Daq ingenuity, I converted it to a light-up multi-speed vibrator!
Worth every penni!
Worth every penni!
For #StarTrek prop collectors, this is a really good deal. If you buy the Factory Entertainment dustbuster phaser that's $200 off, you get the Ilia neck light and the TMP command badge for free. I noticed you have to put them both in your cart to get the sensor free
factoryent.com/collections/...
factoryent.com/collections/...
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I once had one of these bad boys when I was still in the 24th C and, with a little Cousin Nu’Daq ingenuity, I converted it to a light-up multi-speed vibrator!
Worth every penni!
Worth every penni!
You guys ever just go to the bathroom and end up like, “Well THAT was a disappointment!” afterward?
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
You guys ever just go to the bathroom and end up like, “Well THAT was a disappointment!” afterward?
This century’s Terran entertainmentvision is TERRIBLE.
They NEEEED TO BRING BACK LOVE BLOAT!
Now that was a show you got useful info from!!
They NEEEED TO BRING BACK LOVE BLOAT!
Now that was a show you got useful info from!!
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This century’s Terran entertainmentvision is TERRIBLE.
They NEEEED TO BRING BACK LOVE BLOAT!
Now that was a show you got useful info from!!
They NEEEED TO BRING BACK LOVE BLOAT!
Now that was a show you got useful info from!!
Pro sex tip — the reverse snowplow is one helluva finishing move.
Aren't the ridges on your butt from when you fell asleep face first in your cuz's driveway during that snow storm and he accidentally reversed the snowplough over you several times?
November 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Pro sex tip — the reverse snowplow is one helluva finishing move.
So apparently you can get arrested now for calling him Gul Ducock. 🤷♂️
November 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
So apparently you can get arrested now for calling him Gul Ducock. 🤷♂️
Stickball team is getting together tonight for an off season party.
I’ve already started cramming the gummbleies into me.
Gonna be a night.
Follow for hot and spicy seducktion tips.
I’ve already started cramming the gummbleies into me.
Gonna be a night.
Follow for hot and spicy seducktion tips.
November 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Stickball team is getting together tonight for an off season party.
I’ve already started cramming the gummbleies into me.
Gonna be a night.
Follow for hot and spicy seducktion tips.
I’ve already started cramming the gummbleies into me.
Gonna be a night.
Follow for hot and spicy seducktion tips.
Wait WAIT.
Is it controlled ASSETS highway or controlled ACCESS highway?!
And if it’s access, is it ACCESS TO THE ASSETS??!!!
Is it controlled ASSETS highway or controlled ACCESS highway?!
And if it’s access, is it ACCESS TO THE ASSETS??!!!
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Wait WAIT.
Is it controlled ASSETS highway or controlled ACCESS highway?!
And if it’s access, is it ACCESS TO THE ASSETS??!!!
Is it controlled ASSETS highway or controlled ACCESS highway?!
And if it’s access, is it ACCESS TO THE ASSETS??!!!
The referee almost passed out. Another guy couldn’t skate off the ice and could barely undress himself afterward. Another guy threw up in THREE garbage cans and a terlet. AND I SPILLED MY VANILLA COKE ON MY NUTS AND NOW MY NUTS SMELL LIKE VANILLA COKE.
This was a fucking wild night at stick puck.
This was a fucking wild night at stick puck.
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The referee almost passed out. Another guy couldn’t skate off the ice and could barely undress himself afterward. Another guy threw up in THREE garbage cans and a terlet. AND I SPILLED MY VANILLA COKE ON MY NUTS AND NOW MY NUTS SMELL LIKE VANILLA COKE.
This was a fucking wild night at stick puck.
This was a fucking wild night at stick puck.
OH FUCK ITS LURSA!!!!!
1931, the Graf Zeppelin flying over Amsterdam, Koningsplein and Leidsestraat.
I'm obsessed with airships.
Still annoyed I missed their golden era.
I'm obsessed with airships.
Still annoyed I missed their golden era.
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
OH FUCK ITS LURSA!!!!!
Well — I can vouch it doesn’t end HIJINX.
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Well — I can vouch it doesn’t end HIJINX.
It’s all these tiny mittens.
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It’s all these tiny mittens.
So wait.
You mean to tell me I’ve been using the phrase “COCKING THE TUB” all wrong?!!!?
I thought that was a Terran sex thing!!!
You mean to tell me I’ve been using the phrase “COCKING THE TUB” all wrong?!!!?
I thought that was a Terran sex thing!!!
November 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
So wait.
You mean to tell me I’ve been using the phrase “COCKING THE TUB” all wrong?!!!?
I thought that was a Terran sex thing!!!
You mean to tell me I’ve been using the phrase “COCKING THE TUB” all wrong?!!!?
I thought that was a Terran sex thing!!!
Game 7 of Terran Spaceball Series.
May all glory be showered, burst after burst, upon the Blue Vajayjays!!!
I like their style!!!
May all glory be showered, burst after burst, upon the Blue Vajayjays!!!
I like their style!!!
November 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Game 7 of Terran Spaceball Series.
May all glory be showered, burst after burst, upon the Blue Vajayjays!!!
I like their style!!!
May all glory be showered, burst after burst, upon the Blue Vajayjays!!!
I like their style!!!
HAPPY HOLLOWIENER EVERYONE!!!!
October 31, 2025 at 9:15 PM
HAPPY HOLLOWIENER EVERYONE!!!!
Does anyone have one of those old Borg Inspector shirts I can borrow?
October 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Does anyone have one of those old Borg Inspector shirts I can borrow?
WHY ARE THERE TINY TIM CRUTCHES ON THE WALL??!’nb
October 17, 2025 at 11:46 AM
WHY ARE THERE TINY TIM CRUTCHES ON THE WALL??!’nb
I’ve been calling them Hubley Louis and the Nudes for all 8 damned years I dun been HERE!!!
Huey Lewis And The News - Doing It All For My Baby
Huey Lewis And The News - Doing It All For My Baby
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October 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I’ve been calling them Hubley Louis and the Nudes for all 8 damned years I dun been HERE!!!
Has anyone ever … ya know … done goat before?
October 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Has anyone ever … ya know … done goat before?
Anyone doing anything for Terran North People Thankshaving?
October 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Anyone doing anything for Terran North People Thankshaving?
It should be clear now why Terrans ❤️ BJs.
October 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It should be clear now why Terrans ❤️ BJs.
Thought I was going to a Terran crab buffet tonight.
Turns out I was asked to go to a cabaret.
Which is neither a crab buffet nor a kind of blood wine apparently.
Turns out I was asked to go to a cabaret.
Which is neither a crab buffet nor a kind of blood wine apparently.
October 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Thought I was going to a Terran crab buffet tonight.
Turns out I was asked to go to a cabaret.
Which is neither a crab buffet nor a kind of blood wine apparently.
Turns out I was asked to go to a cabaret.
Which is neither a crab buffet nor a kind of blood wine apparently.
You guys got any of that Costco poutine?
October 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
You guys got any of that Costco poutine?