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David Ryan

@ryangenealogy.bsky.social

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Historian/genealogist. APG board member. Recently completed MA Public History and Cultural Heritage in University of Limerick. Passionate about heritage, oral history and anything that connects to our past.

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David Ryan @ryangenealogy.bsky.social · 7h

*eels

David Ryan @ryangenealogy.bsky.social · 8h

You should know better by now than to ask Morn @annoyedobrien.bsky.social. It always turns into some long winded story.

David Ryan @ryangenealogy.bsky.social · 8h

The universe implodes

David Ryan @ryangenealogy.bsky.social · 9h

Is that the amount of energy Willie has left after Thanksgiving dinner?

David Ryan @ryangenealogy.bsky.social · 10h

I'm sure it'll be fine Chief. It's not like there's anything thin and narrow swimming around there that might decide to gain entry through any available cavities. By the way while you're down there Morn asked that you keep an eye for some of his ceti ells who escaped the other day.

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David Ryan @ryangenealogy.bsky.social · 10h

Did you swap Willie's migraine meds with some of those pink tablets Nu'Daq borrowed from Meemaw? Those will help Willie see the fifth dimension alright. Is he hearing colours yet?

David Ryan @ryangenealogy.bsky.social · 14h

He's probably afraid his genetically engineered stamina will mean he finishes too quickly and that you would be disappointed. Perhaps you need to teach him to slow down while packing fudge and just enjoy it.

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David Ryan @ryangenealogy.bsky.social · 15h

Have you guys considered some sort of custody agreement with Kirk?

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David Ryan @ryangenealogy.bsky.social · 15h

You've eaten worse.

David Ryan @ryangenealogy.bsky.social · 15h

The bit that stands out for me is his complaint about a small crown. If they had photoshopped in some gaudy giant gold tiara he would have been overjoyed.

David Ryan @ryangenealogy.bsky.social · 20h

Edible might be stretching it. But that's never stopped Alf

David Ryan @ryangenealogy.bsky.social · 1d

Every planet has a deep south somewhere

David Ryan @ryangenealogy.bsky.social · 1d

Blame @annoyedobrien.bsky.social. He keeps forgetting to upload the latest software patch that has the up to date name spellings for all crew.

David Ryan @ryangenealogy.bsky.social · 1d

Scientists are reported to be fascinated and horrified by this discovery

David Ryan @ryangenealogy.bsky.social · 1d

Is @theolalfer.bsky.social still feuding with those raccoons? It was a mistake to take them on in their natural habitat by the dumpsters behind Wendy's. He should have listened to your advice on tactics and chosen a better battlefield. Reheated leftovers aren't worth it.

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David Ryan @ryangenealogy.bsky.social · 1d

One of these days @rockinriker.bsky.social might learn something besides Nightbird

David Ryan @ryangenealogy.bsky.social · 1d

I think Dr Bashir might be coming down with something. He's suddenly gotten very flushed in the face and seems to be having trouble walking. Maybe too much excitement. You know how much he enjoys packing fudge.

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David Ryan @ryangenealogy.bsky.social · 1d

That's very inspirational Coach. And definitely something Morn needed to hear after 36 hours and counting sitting on the toilet.

David Ryan @ryangenealogy.bsky.social · 1d

Don't worry Chief. Dr Bashir is supervising. But for some reason your remaining clothes are getting in the way of his scans.

David Ryan @ryangenealogy.bsky.social · 1d

I think this is Garaks way of telling you that you're not ready for the advanced innuendo course yet. You can ask Dr Bashir for more help the next time the two of you are packing fudge in his quarters.

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David Ryan @ryangenealogy.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe if your chewing wasn't so loud Coach wouldn't have been able to sneak up behind you with that megaphone and startle you into dropping your nachos

David Ryan @ryangenealogy.bsky.social · 1d

I was hoping he would go for the floor polish and warp coolant first

David Ryan @ryangenealogy.bsky.social · 2d

So that's what all those trips to the 21st century were all about. The authentic whips and leather outfits were a good distraction.

David Ryan @ryangenealogy.bsky.social · 2d

I like that plan. Whiskey can help with the deep thinking. Assuming @cousinnudaq.bsky.social hasn't gotten in there before us.

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David Ryan @ryangenealogy.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe we should follow @entspockhere.bsky.social example and meditate on this conundrum

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