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Coucho Marx
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A clown running across a minefield.

Melbourne. Music. TV. Footy.

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Please sign my petition to start an Autumn Olympics where all events empty into a pile of delightful leaves and whatnot.
February 7, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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This year, get her what she really wants for Valentine's Day

Vengeance
February 6, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Imagine it
February 5, 2026 at 9:47 AM
My family left me on my own for the night so I cooked a succulent surf ‘n’ turf meal. No potatoes. Extra prawns. Extra broccolini. Now I’m so full I won’t be able to move until they come home.
February 4, 2026 at 9:53 AM
I often hate being a woman. I also hate having endo. I hate thinking about all of the ways the medical community fucked us all over with their incompetence and cruelty. Being treated like a dumb animal by a “carer” is harder to overcome than the disease itself.
And if you want to know exactly how much the medical industry hates women and literally fights against any sort of attempts to reduce women’s pain, here’s a quote:
February 3, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Is it time for a nice little bit of revolution yet?
January 28, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Join your union
lol i did not realize there is an NZ version of the famous nyc 'lunch atop a skyscraper' photo (this is from the 1950s construction of auckland's harbour bridge)
January 25, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Bonti … look at him! Look at him! 🤩
January 22, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Someone on reddit just described Margot Robbie as middle-aged.

Fucksake!
January 21, 2026 at 9:01 AM
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stella is like bitch did i stutter give me a goddamn treat 😤
January 20, 2026 at 6:59 AM
In the backseat while the Learner Driver takes us to the countryside. there is a traffic jam and impatient cunts are popping U-turns and going back up the ramp the wrong way. Fucking insane. What’s with freaks in Berwick? Fair to say I’m wigging out.. or I would be were I not heavily sedated.
January 17, 2026 at 3:28 AM
January 12, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.
January 12, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Share a cartoon you will always love.
January 9, 2026 at 11:08 PM
This cool change is less refreshing than I’d hoped.

#Melbourne #Weather
a man in a mariachi outfit is holding a fan in his hand in the desert .
ALT: a man in a mariachi outfit is holding a fan in his hand in the desert .
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Happy Festivus to those who celebrate. Let’s wrestle!
an older man in a red cardigan says i got a lot of problems
ALT: an older man in a red cardigan says i got a lot of problems
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
10/10 Tyson Otto
December 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
December 20, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Drop some WINGS 🪽 🦋 🖤 🦇 🛩️
December 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Look after each other.
December 14, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Kid has his 18th here tomorrow night. He’s organising it all. A modest number of invitees from various nerd school cliques. I don’t know why I’m nervous ….

Oh… that’s right.
December 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Jersey is losing his shit over Miss piggy 🤣🤣🤣
December 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Well done to all the kids who got their vce results today. Good job. 👍
December 11, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Top 3 favourite seasons

1. Footy
2. Autumn
3. Stone fruit
December 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM