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Correlated Noise
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Usually post about photography and whatever nerd shit I'm up to.
Background in NetSec and commercial fireworks in the Ohio River Valley.
Slowly remembering I have hobbies. Vehemently Antifascist.
He/Him
I always thought it was because I have to tell people to stop committing SSH keys to github repos, or no you can’t run a PSAP entirely off VoIP riding the public internet…

Wait, how are we all not on a grippy socks vacation?
December 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Oh my god, that sounds engineered to break people
December 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The slow realization that we forgot to make a recovery disk for the universe
December 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The “nothing at all will be accomplished between now and scheduled event” is the absolute woooooorst
December 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Imagine a publisher getting caught with AI slop articles and trying to say “well we use generative AI in our drafting process but just for a placeholder” instead of slamming in TKTK and paragraphs of lorem ipsum
December 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I really want to try dumping one of those program cards for the minolta 7000 and see what goofy shit I can do. That might be the way to force myself to finally learn hardware hacking.
December 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Mine just made fun of me for being under 6ft
December 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Completely offended. There’s also the side of it that you yourself have to continuously put in effort even when you’re telling the truth or whatever and get shat on if you relax only slightly

YET THESE MOTHER FUCKERS GET TO PUT ZERO EFFORT INTO THEIR LIES AND DO FUCK ALL, YET GET REWARDED
December 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Thank you! I had to rebuild the motor so many times. Had to sell it since it was my college fund lmao
December 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
And a print of my grandfather with a shell he’s made
December 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I will never deny that fact lmao
December 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Can ya dig it?
December 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Always develop! Sometimes the light leaks are just cool
December 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Sidenote, I found a random canister of VPS 160 under a shelf that doesn’t appear to have been exposed, the leader is fine. But like. Just the canister, no box?
December 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
You can just do things!
Precious Metal From Catalytic Converter
YouTube video by Cody'sLab
youtu.be
December 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM