Correlated Noise
@correlatednoise.net
Usually post about photography and whatever nerd shit I'm up to.
Background in NetSec and commercial fireworks in the Ohio River Valley.
Slowly remembering I have hobbies. Vehemently Antifascist.
He/Him
Background in NetSec and commercial fireworks in the Ohio River Valley.
Slowly remembering I have hobbies. Vehemently Antifascist.
He/Him
Onto dusting vinyl and the stereo, but first a selection of soundtracks
December 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Onto dusting vinyl and the stereo, but first a selection of soundtracks
I’ll once again bring up that any “oops sowwy, we fowgot dese pwaceholder textuwes” that some studio uses as an excuse when caught using AI is patently bullshit
Why the fuck would you ever use a placeholder texture that looks real. You WANT a placeholder to scream “shit is broken” or isn’t finished
Why the fuck would you ever use a placeholder texture that looks real. You WANT a placeholder to scream “shit is broken” or isn’t finished
December 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I’ll once again bring up that any “oops sowwy, we fowgot dese pwaceholder textuwes” that some studio uses as an excuse when caught using AI is patently bullshit
Why the fuck would you ever use a placeholder texture that looks real. You WANT a placeholder to scream “shit is broken” or isn’t finished
Why the fuck would you ever use a placeholder texture that looks real. You WANT a placeholder to scream “shit is broken” or isn’t finished
And a print of my grandfather with a shell he’s made
December 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
And a print of my grandfather with a shell he’s made
Cleaning literally everything has the side benefit of finding shit like a print of my highschool project car
December 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Cleaning literally everything has the side benefit of finding shit like a print of my highschool project car
When it comes to goofy repair equipment, I think i have a little bit of everything
December 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
When it comes to goofy repair equipment, I think i have a little bit of everything
There was a microwave on top of the film fridge and I wiped around it before moving it. All that dust that is there regardless of the microwave blocking the rest of that surface
That door is the darkroom door, and I am not feeling confident when it’s time to pop it open
That door is the darkroom door, and I am not feeling confident when it’s time to pop it open
December 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
There was a microwave on top of the film fridge and I wiped around it before moving it. All that dust that is there regardless of the microwave blocking the rest of that surface
That door is the darkroom door, and I am not feeling confident when it’s time to pop it open
That door is the darkroom door, and I am not feeling confident when it’s time to pop it open
Great example of print silvering on this portrait of (probably?) my grandmother. Probably from the mat being acidic
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Great example of print silvering on this portrait of (probably?) my grandmother. Probably from the mat being acidic
I’ve never bothered to open this cabinet before but since I’m cleaning literally everything I popped it open
December 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I’ve never bothered to open this cabinet before but since I’m cleaning literally everything I popped it open
I am now obligated by the #shittycamerachallenge to make my own instant roll film. I have been cursed, my fate is sealed.
All Hail the Elder Gods
All Hail the Elder Gods
December 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I am now obligated by the #shittycamerachallenge to make my own instant roll film. I have been cursed, my fate is sealed.
All Hail the Elder Gods
All Hail the Elder Gods
Well that's ominous
December 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Well that's ominous
Log in with corporate SSO.
Corp SSO does an MFA push.
Approve it and be dropped into web app's landing page.
Greeted with a banner saying I don't have permissions until I set up 2FA due to admin policy.
Corp SSO does an MFA push.
Approve it and be dropped into web app's landing page.
Greeted with a banner saying I don't have permissions until I set up 2FA due to admin policy.
December 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Log in with corporate SSO.
Corp SSO does an MFA push.
Approve it and be dropped into web app's landing page.
Greeted with a banner saying I don't have permissions until I set up 2FA due to admin policy.
Corp SSO does an MFA push.
Approve it and be dropped into web app's landing page.
Greeted with a banner saying I don't have permissions until I set up 2FA due to admin policy.
Improvise, adapt, overcome
December 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Improvise, adapt, overcome
HOLY SHIT I DIDN’T EVEN LOOK UP THAT CAREFULLY YET
December 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
HOLY SHIT I DIDN’T EVEN LOOK UP THAT CAREFULLY YET
NEVER FUCKING MIND I GUESS HOLY SHIT THESE GUYS
December 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
NEVER FUCKING MIND I GUESS HOLY SHIT THESE GUYS
Name 4 games with a 10/10 soundtrack
November 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Name 4 games with a 10/10 soundtrack
The darkroom cookbook has this listed in their formulas, although I haven’t tried it. Might be worth a shot if your negatives still aren’t clean
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The darkroom cookbook has this listed in their formulas, although I haven’t tried it. Might be worth a shot if your negatives still aren’t clean
I actually did pull this out of a drawer the other day…
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I actually did pull this out of a drawer the other day…
Dude I haven’t heard this name in yeeeaaaars. I fucking loved flipping through the Edmund Scientific catalogs as a wee lad.
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Dude I haven’t heard this name in yeeeaaaars. I fucking loved flipping through the Edmund Scientific catalogs as a wee lad.
“Pics or it didn’t happen”
The funny fucking thing is theres a bunch of backs, a lens and other RB67 gear but no body. So like, did the store buy the RB body and pass on this?
The funny fucking thing is theres a bunch of backs, a lens and other RB67 gear but no body. So like, did the store buy the RB body and pass on this?
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“Pics or it didn’t happen”
The funny fucking thing is theres a bunch of backs, a lens and other RB67 gear but no body. So like, did the store buy the RB body and pass on this?
The funny fucking thing is theres a bunch of backs, a lens and other RB67 gear but no body. So like, did the store buy the RB body and pass on this?
KODAK MASTER PHOTOGUIDE RULES, THIS IS THE MOST USEFUL THING EVER
November 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
KODAK MASTER PHOTOGUIDE RULES, THIS IS THE MOST USEFUL THING EVER