Corey Hesser
@coreyhess.bsky.social
I am "no one of consequence." - DPR
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ohhhh nooo how terriblllllle
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
ohhhh nooo how terriblllllle
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This kick is so good that instead of Rene Higuita having the most famous scorpion kick, it should be known as pulling an Ovalle
There are great contenders on this list but it’s going to be Jacquie Ovalle
For those wondering, yes, it’s That Scorpion Kick goal that I still can’t believe happened
For those wondering, yes, it’s That Scorpion Kick goal that I still can’t believe happened
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This kick is so good that instead of Rene Higuita having the most famous scorpion kick, it should be known as pulling an Ovalle
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November 8, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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if you'd like a special little treat please google "dave portnoy tippy toes"
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
if you'd like a special little treat please google "dave portnoy tippy toes"
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Maybe they were actually extending the clock between innings because they were asking Dave Roberts if he was *really* sure he wanted to send Shohei back out there.
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Maybe they were actually extending the clock between innings because they were asking Dave Roberts if he was *really* sure he wanted to send Shohei back out there.
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Last 37 drives for Wisconsin:
punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, int, punt, FG (down 24-7 with 2:45 left), punt, int, int, punt, fumble, downs, punt, punt, downs, punt, punt, game, punt, int, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, downs, punt, downs, punt, punt, half, punt
punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, int, punt, FG (down 24-7 with 2:45 left), punt, int, int, punt, fumble, downs, punt, punt, downs, punt, punt, game, punt, int, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, downs, punt, downs, punt, punt, half, punt
October 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Last 37 drives for Wisconsin:
punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, int, punt, FG (down 24-7 with 2:45 left), punt, int, int, punt, fumble, downs, punt, punt, downs, punt, punt, game, punt, int, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, downs, punt, downs, punt, punt, half, punt
punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, int, punt, FG (down 24-7 with 2:45 left), punt, int, int, punt, fumble, downs, punt, punt, downs, punt, punt, game, punt, int, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, downs, punt, downs, punt, punt, half, punt
Never a doubt!
a blue and yellow milwaukee brewers logo on a blue background
Alt: a blue and yellow milwaukee brewers logo on a blue background
media.tenor.com
October 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Never a doubt!
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when UNC scored on the first possession of the first game and Colin Cowherd immediately posted this, and then UNC lost by 34
October 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
when UNC scored on the first possession of the first game and Colin Cowherd immediately posted this, and then UNC lost by 34
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**Sardaukar Wailing Intensifies**
October 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
**Sardaukar Wailing Intensifies**
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Crazy to remember how passive this Packers defense looked just a couple years ago. They are FLYING around out there.
September 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Crazy to remember how passive this Packers defense looked just a couple years ago. They are FLYING around out there.
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Micah Packers!
September 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Micah Packers!
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from a friend at the game. it’s so on brand it feels like satire 😭
September 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
from a friend at the game. it’s so on brand it feels like satire 😭
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Micah Parsons in a Packers jersey is a fever dream
September 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Micah Parsons in a Packers jersey is a fever dream
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THE BIG TEN: we would like to propose a 16-team playoff with 4 automatic bids for the Big Ten
(Crowd boos, jeers, throws tomatoes, chases Big Ten off stage)
THREE WEEKS LATER
THE BIG TEN: we have listened and learned and have a new proposal: a 28-team playoff with 7 automatic bids for the Big Ten
(Crowd boos, jeers, throws tomatoes, chases Big Ten off stage)
THREE WEEKS LATER
THE BIG TEN: we have listened and learned and have a new proposal: a 28-team playoff with 7 automatic bids for the Big Ten
August 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
THE BIG TEN: we would like to propose a 16-team playoff with 4 automatic bids for the Big Ten
(Crowd boos, jeers, throws tomatoes, chases Big Ten off stage)
THREE WEEKS LATER
THE BIG TEN: we have listened and learned and have a new proposal: a 28-team playoff with 7 automatic bids for the Big Ten
(Crowd boos, jeers, throws tomatoes, chases Big Ten off stage)
THREE WEEKS LATER
THE BIG TEN: we have listened and learned and have a new proposal: a 28-team playoff with 7 automatic bids for the Big Ten
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Bonmati going from viral meningitis to scoring in a Euro semi within like 3 weeks is very call the ambulance (literally) but not for me
July 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Bonmati going from viral meningitis to scoring in a Euro semi within like 3 weeks is very call the ambulance (literally) but not for me
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This throw seems impossible... it just kept going
July 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
This throw seems impossible... it just kept going
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Brewers pitchers tonight — Misiorowski, Koenig, Uribe and Megill — averaged 99.34 mph on fastballs. That's the fastest average fastball velocity in any single game by a team in the pitch tracking era.
We don't have velo data past '08, but odds are that's the highest average FB velo in a game EVER.
We don't have velo data past '08, but odds are that's the highest average FB velo in a game EVER.
July 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Brewers pitchers tonight — Misiorowski, Koenig, Uribe and Megill — averaged 99.34 mph on fastballs. That's the fastest average fastball velocity in any single game by a team in the pitch tracking era.
We don't have velo data past '08, but odds are that's the highest average FB velo in a game EVER.
We don't have velo data past '08, but odds are that's the highest average FB velo in a game EVER.
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His body will lie in state at the Memphis airport for three days, then be delivered to its final resting place via Columbia, MO; Trenton, NJ; Springfield, MA; Charleston, SC; Bakersfield, CA; Trenton again for some reason; and will then register as "out for delivery" indefinitely.
Fred Smith, who bet everything he had on a plan to revolutionize freight transport as the founder of FedEx, died on Saturday at age 80. His vision for how to ship packages overnight led to not just a new company, but also a new sector of the world economy.
Fred Smith, Billionaire Founder of FedEx, Is Dead at 80
His vision for how to ship packages overnight led to not just a new company, but also a new sector of the world economy and a now-familiar English verb.
trib.al
June 23, 2025 at 10:23 AM
His body will lie in state at the Memphis airport for three days, then be delivered to its final resting place via Columbia, MO; Trenton, NJ; Springfield, MA; Charleston, SC; Bakersfield, CA; Trenton again for some reason; and will then register as "out for delivery" indefinitely.
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I don't think I've ever seen a sequence like this one where a clump of dirt from the pitcher kicks up from their shoes and explodes mid-air due to ball in the pitching sequence
give the camera operators of this game an emmy for this moment from Oregon-Ole Miss
give the camera operators of this game an emmy for this moment from Oregon-Ole Miss
May 31, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I don't think I've ever seen a sequence like this one where a clump of dirt from the pitcher kicks up from their shoes and explodes mid-air due to ball in the pitching sequence
give the camera operators of this game an emmy for this moment from Oregon-Ole Miss
give the camera operators of this game an emmy for this moment from Oregon-Ole Miss
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you are going to read a lot of Pete Rose stuff but never forget that he raped a 13 year old
“[Pete] Rose had a sexual relationship with the woman for several years in the 1970s, beginning before she turned 16.” www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
“[Pete] Rose had a sexual relationship with the woman for several years in the 1970s, beginning before she turned 16.” www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
Court doc: Pete Rose accused of statutory rape
A document in the John Dowd-Pete Rose defamation lawsuit alleges that the former player committed statutory rape in the 1970s.
www.espn.com
September 30, 2024 at 11:51 PM
you are going to read a lot of Pete Rose stuff but never forget that he raped a 13 year old
“[Pete] Rose had a sexual relationship with the woman for several years in the 1970s, beginning before she turned 16.” www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
“[Pete] Rose had a sexual relationship with the woman for several years in the 1970s, beginning before she turned 16.” www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
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The body and blood of Christ
May 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The body and blood of Christ
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Not a single international cargo ship at the Port of Seattle. The port is dead. The last ship from China will dock at a West coast port on the 29th, and the last Chinese ship will dock on the East coast around May 10th. After that, there will be no more shipments arriving from China. We’re screwed.
April 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Not a single international cargo ship at the Port of Seattle. The port is dead. The last ship from China will dock at a West coast port on the 29th, and the last Chinese ship will dock on the East coast around May 10th. After that, there will be no more shipments arriving from China. We’re screwed.